A P O K I L I P T I K A

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:48 am

MEMORANDUM

APOK SOUTHERN COMMAND ALERT NOTIFICATION

STATUS UPDATE

Glorious day! Doomstar has regained limited broadcast
abilities. The magnificent light and guiding voice from the
Heavens is still with us. Her first broadcast was truly
inspirational footage of the Kernul himself when he called
forth the glorious cleansing. Such wisdom CAN NOT BE LOST

WHAT WE KNOW:
Kernul Killbuck whereabouts unknown.
Doomstar has regained limited broadcast functionality.
Pinemom whereabout unknown.

SITREP CONDITIONAL UPDATE

ALL UNITS ALL UNITS ALL UNITS

Rendezvous points GAK12 are in play.

SITREP condition reset to 1B, FISTS OF KILLBUCK

I repeat, regroup, 1B, FISTS OF KILLBUCK

We will build the road to The Kernul's freedom and our global
redomination with the bones and guns of the meatsicles
before us.

AND REMEMBER. The CO is still to be taken alive. A bonus ration
of applewood, pepper crusted bacon from my own reserves to
the trooper that brings him to me.

That is all.

Captain Smashy
APOK SOUTHERN COMMAND
COMMANDER

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:19 am

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:54 am

OOOOOOOOOOO Nooooooooo!!!
Im here, just busy.
sorry about the door bell dissapearance...there was this guy, and he had some,______. and there were these pretty lights, and some awesome music and big long sheets of pretty sparkly material...and some.....
and some of that too.....

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:02 am

MEMORANDUM

APOK SOUTHERN COMMAND ALERT NOTIFICATION

STATUS UPDATE

More glorious news Comrades!

Pinemom has been recovered!
Pinemom has been recovered!

All troops are authorized to have a 20 minute celebratory event.

Extra bacon and Wodka rations are authorized.

That is all.

Captain Smashy
APOK SOUTHERN COMMAND
COMMANDER

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:21 am

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I loveeeee Baaaa CON!

simular to RE-Con....but then its always cold and greasy!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:52 am

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:43 am

CapSmashy wrote: AND REMEMBER. The CO is still to be taken alive. A bonus ration
of applewood, pepper crusted bacon from my own reserves to
the trooper that brings him to me.

That is all.

Captain Smashy
APOK SOUTHERN COMMAND
COMMANDER

Dream on Smashy, my troops will never fall!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:26 pm

A Herring geologist's clue to Kernul Killbucks location

Herring intelligence fears The Kernul has moved on.
A Herring geologist who spent several weeks mapping Apokiliptik territories in 2006 believes he has narrowed down the location of doom master Killbuck to sandstone caves in Southern Nevada. Dr Fire Wire, from the Wire Fishing University of Ofoten in Northern Norway, reported his conclusions to Herring HQ after assessing a top secret picture of a cave featuring Killbuck and Kompany. He said the cave was typical of the doomed area of Mustard Gass provinces of the Apok basin, about 21 kilometres (13 miles) south of Hayford. Dr Fire Wire added, however, that the quality of the image was too poor to be absolutely certain.

"I know where he is" the geologist said to himself after watching the picture, which was released after a not so successful pilot mission of the new fuzzy logic intelligent Intelligence Herring.

The kind of sedimentary rock shown can only be found in the area of Mustard Gass or Fee-fee Frenchman, an unidentified Herring geologist has confirmed.

It comes from the Apok basin, which features a few valleys and ridges, and the rock's natural weakness makes it vulnerable to bombing.
Dr Fire Wire said he was the only Herring geologist to have worked in Apokiliptik dominated areas in the past years. He was in charge of developing a National Apok Awareness Atlas for the Wire Community until his expulsion in 2005 amid allegations of espionage.

He said he had a knack for identifying rock formations on film, often querying backgrounds used by Hollywood.

Herring officials have discussed the information with Dr Fire Wire but point out that Killbuck is unlikely to have stayed in the same place since the picture was taken.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:26 pm

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:48 pm

LiveWire, Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Must also check out Ichthyo-Herring bone yard....... Ya hever know what ya can find in the bone yard.......

Also, being local to the area, I've circled special points of interest for Dr Fire Wire to check out locals and perform interviews.... Who knows, he might get lucky there as well...........

Carry on... *salutes*..... and good work Komrade!.........

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:07 pm

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:32 pm

I have been following the Kernuls disappearance and my thought are for his safe return.

I have also been reading some of his other "NEWS" worthy items

The Kernul stated:
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Begin Transcript
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Doom, the ultimate Doom is a glorious cleansing of the planet. It offers the opportunity for the truly new world to form. Man kinds position on earth was a result of such a Doom.
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Creation is as much an act of destruction as Destruction is an act of creation.
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People today spend a lot of their lives worrying about the future instead of enjoying the present. By insuring there will be no future Doom frees people to live life to the fullest.
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The end of Poverty, Hunger, Illness, and Want. No more Pain, Disappointment, or Strife, Doom ends it all.
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I would like to propose that by solely embracing â€œDOOMâ€

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:14 pm

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:23 pm

APOKILIPTIKA LEMMONGRAD FORCES MARCH IN FOR DE-BRIEFING......

MARCH, MARCH, MARCH, MARCH, *crunch*, MARCH, MARCH

*what was that mouse crunch*?.....

Zipit!!!...... MARCH, MARCH, MARCH................

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:01 pm

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:25 pm

MEMORANDUM

APOK WESTERN COMMAND

Local Apok Personnel recently conducted research of various bottles of chemicals,
in search of more clues to the disappearance and current location of our missing Beloved Despot.

Due to the difficulty of inspecting and testing the chemicals in all the bottles,
local experts were recruited...

Unfortunately, it seems our local agent was unsuccessful in examining all the bottles
and no clues to missing Despot were found.

Further research will need to be conduction. Volunteers and experimental victims will be accepted,
excellent benefits!

Martini Steve
APOK WESTERN COMMAND
CHEMICAL WEAPON DIVISION

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:41 pm

Zulegoona wrote:

When I saw that Killbuck had been seen at several locations at the same time, I got a really horrible hunch! Is he traveling thru time?

Have any of you Wire's seen our time travel device (HTTT) lately? I just can't find it anymore. It should have been locked up in the secret Herring laboratory. But it's sure as Doom is definitely not thereâ€¦ If the device has gotten into wrong hands, it may be the end of the world as we know it. He could go back in time and alter history. The world will never be the same.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:34 am

Barb Wire wrote:Have any of you Wire's seen our time travel device (HTTT) lately?

You guys have a time travel device!

Can you do me a huge favor and go back to 1967 and pick up my innocence?

I would do it myself but the time travel device I have only goes forward, I am having problems figuring out how to get the back button to work. Also it is not that efficient, it is actually pretty slow. It takes like 60 minutes to travel a hour forward.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:14 am

can we burn dubai next year?

just a thought...

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:54 am

MEMORANDUM

APOK SOUTHERN COMMAND ALERT NOTIFICATION

STATUS UPDATE

My personal advance units have located The CO at his
Blue Mountain hideout.

I will handle his capture personally.

All Southern Command Units are to continue with the
FIST OF KILLBUCK OPSET until our glorious leader has been
located.

I will advise when The CO has been remanded into custody
for our little chat.

That is all.

Captain Smashy
APOK SOUTHERN COMMAND
COMMANDER

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:51 pm

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:30 pm

*LEMMONGRAD INTELLEGENCE ALERT*******
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This just received.......................
Advance copy...

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All Intellegence Units........ Infiltrate, and find the source.....
There is no fair and balanced media........
Commence interrogations immediately.............

*LEMMONGRAD INTELLEGENCE ALERT*******

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:41 pm

um... talk here?

Uh... this is StÃ¡rshiy SerdzhÃ¡nt Popov. I... I... am at a loss for words.

The KapitÃ¡n has... surrendered to the Imperialsit Pigdogs. We had not had chance to even engage the pathetic dregs of Western Scum and CO when it happen.

This part sound krazy, but Glorious Kernal appear before us in sky and told The KapitÃ¡n to... Knock eeet off. Not like Kernal was in blimp or helicopter but was in clouds with naked children and music.

Very strange.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:51 pm

DEMOCRACY PREVAILS!

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:34 am

Editor's note: We at Despot Monthly do not normally engage in the practice of publishing supermarket tabloid worthy stories and normally we would consider such an article worthy only to grace their pages. The exception made for this article was heavily encouraged by the authenticity of the person that presented the photo to us and the smoking muzzle of the AK-47 that gunned down our, former, managing editor.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:46 am

Reportedly?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:04 am

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:43 pm

It's a Green Pea-ness attack ....
From Sphace !!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:16 pm