Whatta you want for Christmas?

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:33 pm

mdmf007 wrote:I am at a loss as to what the furry condom shaped things are.

I say that they are flashlight cozies.

At least those look better than the croched cock and ball warmers that one can still occasionally find in craft and antique stores.

Oh, and back to Christmas wishes...I want a propane fueled snow and ice melter. The Harbor Freight single burner adapted to the job just isn't enough.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:43 am

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:14 am

I'd like one of these

But I want one of these

hehehee...weee I got what I wanted!!!
lookie lookie

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BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:01 am

You wanted a windowless room for Christmas?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:50 pm

Where you gonna park your car now ?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:51 pm

Cars are over-rated........

searock420 · Post by **searock420** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:14 pm

I'd like to find the Lovely Goddess that gave me the Fun Meter Button at LAFers camp on burn night

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:44 pm

Your own sweatshop?

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:46 pm

and for the furry condom looking things - Are they fur coat parts before they are turned out?

later

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:57 pm

mdmf007 wrote:and for the furry condom looking things - Are they fur coat parts before they are turned out?

later

You know something? You should ask Jean the guy that went and got them: http://people.tribe.net/b32514f6-6a16-4 ... 0cfd5423ea

I'm curious how he would reply.

He's actually selling them. He knows more about them than I.

seems like they would make a great xmas gift.

p.s. and now that I think about it, yes, they are fur turned back.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:29 pm

A bag of coal dear mr scrooge instead of that turkey!

We can really use it since when, the grinches, "Cheney and Bush" methodically raised the global prices for heating oil. With a bag of coal, we can sell part of it to buy several turkeys and heat our house for a week.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:23 pm

In addition to world peace, I think I want one of these:

or maybe one of these:

Either way they are by far better than an i-phone.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:30 am

Yes sweat shop, unfortunately, its kinda cooler out there, so not much sweat happens!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:54 am

I don't normally ask for things for Christmas, but I will wish for
something this year.
I wish my downstairs neighbor would pay for some lessons for
thier daughter's clarinet playing. Last night she played
her 3 1/2 hour rendition of 'Mary had a little lamb', never once all the way through an entire verse. AAAAARRRGGGGG !!!!
Any how, Merry Solsticemas everyone, and enjoy your last minute shopping !!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:08 am

haha...I can trump you on that one Dick!
Luckily, Burner Baby knows how to play! BUTTTTTTT, Titwi and I got her an ELECTRIC VIOLIN....
Like I said, she can play, and very well I might add, but do you know what its like when a kid gets a new instrument? Not to mention one that plugs into a AMPLIFIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She now owns 2 accoustic violins, one is daily player, the other is
a cremona Alfred Zapf copy 1721 Antonius Stradavarius circa 1909
She will have 2 electric violins (till I send the wrong one back)
2 accoustic guitars
1 electric guitar
1 amp
and a large loud keyboard...

By the way anyone know anything about the Alfred Zapf Stradivarius
We went to the music store to get her electric re-strung with good strings, and took the Stradivarius with us to get strung as well, and the look of fear came over the girls face, and she said "oh no, you need to have a professional do that one"!!!I dont want to touch something that OLD!
HMMM?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:30 am

I was going to say if her electric violin was a barcus berry they would know where to get the Stradivarius done but if they dont, that would be rather unusual.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:57 am

Well, at least she didn't take on osmething too big for her and damage the antique.

Did I say that all I want for Christmas is my two front feet?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:36 am

Thanks, I've been waiting for that.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:36 pm

Trying to figure out what I want for Xmas.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:38 pm

Well, this year I would like welding equipment, and a place to use it! And I am fairly certain I am going to get the stuff, too! (It seems my father finds my wanting to get into welding interesting, plus, I suspect, he has a few things he would like to have welded for free, or, at least, for cheap!

)

(Heck, with the way the economy is, picking up a useful skill is probably a good idea, anyway!)

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:31 pm

Peace on Earth

if not that then more Pieces of Ass while i'm still on earth

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:03 am

an assload of these.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:11 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:an assload of these.

maybe Freddy, and, whomever his partner is can send you some.........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:12 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Peace on Earth

if not that then more Pieces of Ass while i'm still on earth

you may want to learn to stump break sheep...........or donkeys if you're speaking literally...........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:34 pm

Hum. How about a dvd of Dinner for Adele, along with optional subtitles? And lots of wacky crap for assemblage.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:14 pm

I want to be picked for jury duty on tuesday. The second and following days of trial pays $15.00 each plus milage. Then a fulltime job would be nice.
I've reduced my monthly expences to $150.00; $70.00 for water/sewage, $20.00 for phoneline/computer, $20.00 for disposal, $40.00 for creditcard debt ( I owe $1,800 ). I collect cans for gas money. I get $170 on EBT foodstamp card. I'm selling some of my stuff. I have about $300.00 credit at PG&E gas and electric on the Reach Program but use only $20.00 a month for heat. Available but not used is the Salvation Army Heap Program ,if ever I get a two-day shutoff notice. Oh, once a month I get a bag of canned goods from the Gleaners.

I'm living large on less, but I'd rather be working.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:48 pm

I want my Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy to go away..

I'll settle for a decent wheelchair though, this 200 dollar special just isn't cutting it anymore.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:32 pm

A Dodge Sprinter with a diesel engine to pull a 14ft or longer cocession trailer set up with four fryers so I can start a mobile hotdog stand business to set up at various Nevada events, to learn how to make my own biodiesel from all the oil I'd use from deep frying tons of hotdogs, fries, and Oreo cookies, a Mossberg modle 500 20 gauge shotgun with an adjustable choke, a Ruger single shot six .22 caliber, a mild winter (So far so good) so I don't have to get up at 1:30am to work a 12 hour shift, and I want Mooner, my #2 cat to have better smelling breath. (Her breath would kill the Good Humor man)

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:32 am

I want me a barrel of flies... I want me two balls of glue to be my friends, and I wanna go dancing nekkid!

....and I want a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese...

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:58 am

cowboyangel wrote:I want the above for Christmas...

CA, are you sure you wouldn't prefer a full disclosure from the gov't for xmas

Whatta you want for Christmas?

Dear Santa, I want a job.