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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:04 pm

better on the playa.......Speed, or Cocaine?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:14 pm

i am so sorry, did not mean to be exclusive...

for all the straight edgers and "organic" drug users there is a third choice...

Rapid-Cycling Mania.

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:17 pm

Weeee! I'll take door number three.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:27 pm

Oh god, no speed please. I would like to keep my teeth and what remains of my sanity.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:38 pm

Plus what a horror the cleaning mania would be at teh event.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:52 pm

Shouldn't this be called "the Tweekest Thread" ?

I was expecting some type of technical or computer
advice when I read the title.
Just sayin '...................

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:36 pm

i'm not sure, one eye, i think it's a locality thing, like shiv or shank....

geeker or tweaker?

"i mix my ritalin with Liquid Acid and X, it's called Scrippy Flipping"

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:09 pm

You say tomayto. I say tomahto.

Let's call the whole thing off!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:20 am

the best drug is clean air.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:57 am

I prefer any that comes from the earth and isnt prosessed by the human hand.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:30 am

i like my chemicals to be chemicalicious and all chemically and shit.

i dont trust the earth.

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:31 pm

sorry, all out of tweek.

paul addis sniffed it allllll up.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:20 pm

better on the playa.......Speed, or Cocaine?

Neither. I can't imagine doing either one out there - especially speed/meth.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:24 pm

[quote="pinemom"]I prefer any that comes from the earth and isnt prosessed by the human hand.[/q]

Yo, man, you'd really dig on this elemental sodium I just scored. Take a hit...it'll blow your mind!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:55 am

Out my neck o' the woods there's so much meth production that there are "Meth Watch" signs posted in all the little agro towns around Van Buren County...You'll know it's Michigan CrankTM if it's cut with either blueberries or tart cherries.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:01 am

"Neither. I can't imagine doing either one out there - especially speed/meth."

well, me personally, i cant fathom doing naked yoga or drinking chai tea.

call me a purist.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:34 am

Out here in California fully 75% of the entire emergency response budget is spent on responding to and cleaning up both busted and abandoned meth labs. No cites available but I did here it first hand from an instructor who taught responders.

Keep in mind that the budget I'm speaking of is the same one used to respond to earthquakes, fires, floods, railroad spills, landslides. In a state that can best be described as a natural disaster theme park 75% of the budget represents a *lot* of money.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:06 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:better on the playa.......Speed, or Cocaine?

Both would be M.O.O.P.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:43 am

thats what you get for living in california......Uncaring, Unthinking, messy Crank-Heads who only live for the day, and dont give a shit that they live on wildly unstable, but beautiful turf...

here in the rust belt we dont have earthquakes, so no biggie.

oh, by the way, that money could be spent in Iraq, where it's really needed...

dont play blame game with me....it is not the speed freaks who are fucking up your budget...

need i remind you who your governor is?

please, to blame the "meth" problem for everything is SO passe....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:53 am

and besides, the people that make MY crank is Shire Pharma, a U.K. concern that manufactures Adderall, a combination of Meth, Dextro-meth, Meth sulphate, and Dextro-meth sulfate...

obetrol is what it used to be called.

60 mg a day., enough to geek a rhino.

how cool is that?

so, just so y'all feel at ease, no sudafed was ground, and/or nothing was blown up for MY shit....

(or the 100,00 US soldiers that receive it in their med kits, and who chew them daily, as they're affectionately known as 'skittles')

welcome to the brave new serotonin enhanced rapid fire society...

paul addis was just the beginning.

(insert evil evil laugh, here.....)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:38 pm

http://www.flickr.com/photos/53496940@N00/2103454157/

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:39 am

I guess I'd rather have my remaining marbles than a clean garage.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:05 am

i found your lost marbles in my garage and have sorted and stored them according to size, color and density....

i named a couple too...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:27 am

I named my marbles when I was but a wee lad.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:22 pm

is one of them named "lefty"?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:33 pm

Nope.
I named them after my dogs.
Snowball and Kingboy.
Snowball is on the left.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:12 am

Speed! Balls! This thread's got it ALL!

I just now named mine...

Harold Von Testicle, and Mister Danglesworth.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:26 am

I am so jealous. I guess I'll have to name the girls. "Lumpy" comes to mind for the left one. That leaves "Droopy" for the right.

We left Perky and Bouncy in a dark forest with the poison apples.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:56 am

my 1st ex-wife keeps Megatron in a mason jar, i mean a "ball" jar...

Optimus Prime is still with me...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:48 pm

we're watching....... you and you And you.....

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