The Bar

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:24 am

*pokes head in bar* ....hmmm ... not a soul around..

*looks down...* WHATS THIS??? ... ahhh a feather..

.......oh wow big cock was here....cool.

Ohh whats this? ....the walls are charred???? ...odd...

...hmmm maybe pinemom practiced her spinning in here.

oooh a bandaid and some blood splatters....!!!!

yep pinemom.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:46 am

*fishy comes in grabs the band aid and puts some blood spatters in test tubes*

Still testing.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:19 am

Fishy, are you trying out the "CSI home detective kit"?

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:51 am

Want some of these, fishy?

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:56 pm

<Wanders in>

Hmm...

<Pours a drink>

Quiet in here... Too quiet.

<Thumps the Automatic Banjo Box>

ZAP!

<CO disappears, bluegrass starts playing>

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:17 pm

RobbiDobbs wanders in, lights the burn barrel, lights a cigarette, cracks a beer, and enjoys the music for a while.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:22 pm

Is that a bock bock you're drinking there?

scans up and down, wiggles eyebrows

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:39 pm

(psst. BigCock. Does Pinemom seem normal to you?)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:04 am

thecryptofishist,
There is no reason for alarm. I am indeed that person you refer to as pinermom.
Where is the bartender in this bar? I will have a Gin and tonic, please?
Why hasnt the bartender answered?

I will wait here till a bartender shows up.

::with no one looking, pinermom, gets out a case and biologically cleans up blood splatter::

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:00 am

*fishy sneaks in and uncovers the hidden equipment, she consults and recalibrates and generally goes over and over the results, shaking her head all the time.*

Things just don't look right...What should I do?

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:28 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:*fishy sneaks in and uncovers the hidden equipment, she consults and recalibrates and generally goes over and over the results, shaking her head all the time.*

Things just don't look right...What should I do?

Quiet day in the bar. 9am since the last post?

It's afternoon now. I'll have a whiskey please.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:02 pm

Power the equipment off, wait 17 seconds, then power it back up.

Sometimes a simple reboot isn't enough. You have to wait for the capacitors to lose the bad juju.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:34 pm

ok...well making the last of the santa crawl costuming now...el wire hell...woo hoo

lovely lovely...but I said I wouldnt be working on this the last minute day of....

YES fishy Im back! and if that aint enough prooof...I'll probly still be working on somethings on the way to the hotel!hehheheee

yeahhhh santa crawl....
rumor has it the new "Robot killbuck" will be there.
The replacement for the people, cause you know how the people worry so, when there despot has gone missing.
The scientist have been working for the last 2 weeks to get the Robot ready, so we can take pictures for the people.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:57 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:*fishy sneaks in and uncovers the hidden equipment, she consults and recalibrates and generally goes over and over the results, shaking her head all the time.*

Things just don't look right...What should I do?

When in doubt... Have a beer!

Or two!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:05 pm

Hey it's time for a little Jack. Who's up for a shot?

the rebbi

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:22 pm

ZAP!

<appears from nowhere holding a remote & an empty cup>

Jack? I'll take some.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:24 pm

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thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:13 pm

*slides two bottles of whiskey for Heli and Co... and a bottle of Jack for Rabi down the bar..........*

Long time no see...... Cheers!...... *clink*......

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:34 pm

Heya, BoxB.... And Oneeyedick........ How are ya!?!?

Cocktail?!?!?!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:38 pm

M'Kay... I think it was from Mereth.... don't post picks from MSN, or a site that requires us to log on....... It's totally messing up this page.......Just sayin..........

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:46 pm

Am doing well. I'll take a little of that too! How are you?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:51 pm

Cheers!

All is fab!!!! We get to play Santa tomorrow.........

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:51 pm

Jack sounds great !!!
yeah, I gotta click that little box three times , everytime I come back to the page or try to post. Frustrating !!!!
better make it a triple (I'm not drivin')

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:00 pm

Ok. Heres your triple

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:06 pm

Hey!!!.... let's have lots of cocktails to turn the page!!!!!!

Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another shot.........

Ooops.....

how about this........

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:11 pm

ok

Pour it on.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:12 pm

Slow

down

a

little

(choking)

.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:15 pm

Well I'm out. I was jes checkin the weather before bed and thought i would pop in for a quick one. See ya later.

(downs a bottle and heads out the nearest thing that looks like a door)

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:17 pm

(pokes head back in)

Fuck. Who invented work anyway?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:17 pm

GoodNight BoxB.......... (((Hugs)))).......

The Bar

It's Drinking Time!....