Pushing The Envelope...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:35 am

cuz i'm pissed....so, lets test the boundaries of free speech, right here on the old e-playa...

let's fuck with the recently passed H.R. 1955 for instance...

like this....

"It is of my opinion, that for the good of the nation, we, collectively, as citizens should demand for and/or execute the President and the Vice-President of these United States on the grounds of High Treason.

with a MEATHOOK!"

Simon of the Playa.......12.8.2008

go ahead Mr. Fucktard NSA, TRY to find me....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:47 am

(hearing knock on the door)...

"My GOD, that was FAST!"

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:10 am

Oh they could find ya pretty easy.

Your the guy that looks like santa in Rochester, NY

Or they could email you, and let you know you won money and need your help to get it out of the country - and you can keep a portion for yourself if only you......

dont fall for it Simon

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:22 pm

Are the meathooks nice and barbed? I'm in.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:07 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:

"It is of my opinion, that for the good of the nation, we, collectively, as citizens should demand for and/or execute the President and the Vice-President of these United States on the grounds of High Treason.

That's what I been sayin on eplaya now for the past 3-5 years.

Thanks for getting the "high Treason" right.

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:33 pm

isnt that how you get on the Secrest Services bad side?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:53 am

no, it's cool, i'm not mexican...

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:35 pm

or Arab.

that's the best part now-a-days is now you dont get stopped for DWI or DWB just DWA.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:41 pm

allah forbid....

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:32 pm

no worries - the secret service hates equally

lurker · Post by **lurker** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:46 am

A meathook is pretty hard to use as an execution device. I've got two. They're pretty good for dragging the body, and hanging it, but they make puncture wounds at best(at worst you hit a bone and the thing pops right out and dumps the body right on top of you. Ick.

A hedge trimmer might be interesting.

oh god....do you know how bad I want to include a 'wink, wink'?

something to get someone to remark on my exceedingly clever remark

the wit I've shown in using 'hedge' trimmer as a play on 'bush'

oh, damn. I said it out loud. Now it's ruined.

Well, take what joy you can from it, glue it back together, maybe it's recycleable.

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:50 am

Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:55 am

Will someone please poke holes in the lid of my jar?

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:10 am

Ahhh CHristmas Parade tonight small town USA... stayed open late at shop...(we sell black pearls-owner makes and designs stuff)....
Than had a party till 1 AM..

made me think of you guys ....

No Holes in my jar LID pleaaaassseee I want to breath it in...

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:22 am

wow not 1 -11...
ever feel llike you get your nickname for a reason???
and i dye my hair...

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:54 pm

I like the days of yore, when a king became impotent or had ED

They just kill him and got a new one

Its all up to you, Laura!

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:02 pm

This thread made me miss John lennon .

Flammepus · Post by **Flammepus** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:21 am

Actually, meathooks make fine execution tools, all it takes is patience...

No substitute for a dunk tank filled with battery acid...wonder how much you could sell balls for?

dawntreader of the playa · Post by **dawntreader of the playa** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:19 am

Do either of them HAVE balls?

If they do, i would say they probably would not get much on the market...too small/shriveled~

And i like the hedgetrimmer idea

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:57 am

Bump!

wonderhope · Post by **wonderhope** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:11 pm

you are even sicker than you look

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:57 pm

Thanks... FUNNy you don't EVEN relize how SICK YOU LOOK

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:57 pm

wonderhope wrote:you are even sicker than you look

Why Thank You, I think.....

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:59 pm

IB DAVE I type quicker!!! And you really are SICK LOOKING !!!! (oh Imean it in a gooooodddd way)

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:00 pm

Oh and I still DON'T WANT HOLES IN MY LID...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:44 pm

wonderhope = one DPW hero....

hmmmmm.

pretty spooky, huh.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:44 am

This thread title sounds better in French.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:04 pm

and nixon got booted for 18 missing minutes....

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 02312.html

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