The Bar

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:28 am

Sorry, I don't start drinkiing until after 10:30 am.

Hey, it after 10:30 so line me up!

Give me a morning beer please

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:58 pm

**SNORT**

*smack smack*

(rolls over)

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:21 am

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:24 pm

Hi!

Am I alone?

Screwdrivers all around! I have a liter of vodka and 2 liters of OJ!

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:50 pm

Ja dahlink... Vee ahr alohne. Ju haff Stoli? Ja?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:59 pm

Ja! It's still colored green from Santarchy, but still good.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:37 pm

Still colored green? How are you going to uncolor it?

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:25 pm

I've heard that drinking too much green food
color in your alcohol will turn your personals all green.
Thats just what I heard, call Mythbusters if you don't believe me.

Watchnc · Post by **Watchnc** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:37 pm

Help need to get a gift. What's a better shave, straight-edge, double blade, or electic?

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:40 am

make that a double please!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:49 am

Watchnc, I say the newest quad blade razors are best.

Coffee time!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:02 am

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:22 pm

Is it time for breakfast, or cocktail hour?...........Mmmmmmm...Yes!!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:14 pm

Must be time for lunch.

Bourbon, Scotch and Beer please.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:45 pm

TITWI, I am really starting to get a vibe
that you like meat in your drinks,
Is that a chicken wing??

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:00 pm

Hehe...

Oh, quite contrare..... BC (BigCock) would have a perverbial "cow".....

It is of course fine Pork product.... Of which, all Playa nutrients can be met each morning... before, or during the first cocktail.........

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:39 pm

The light must be hitting me wrong in here
I could swear it tastes like CHICKEN !!!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:51 pm

Doesn't everything taste like Chicken!!!.... Ooops, except not Bacon!!!

Bacon IS Bacon!!!

And we are here to celebrate!!!!
Shots all around!!!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:55 pm

Can I do mine off of the girl in the green shirt ?
She looks like she would really enjoy it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:37 pm

I think she's been roofied and couldn't stop you...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:17 am

yes roofied, I think or was that just a after being kicked off a roof and landing square on her face?

Sorry , the only shots I'll take are off of the beautiful LOR'GASMS tummy!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:28 pm

I'm poor'in...... (it's true after all this consumerism)

I say we make our shightty gifts next year, love... ((Hugs Pinemom))

Dahh..Rinks!!!.... Anyone!!!!!!!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:41 pm

For some reason I am feeling kinda eco-friendly tonight,
could you just top off my can ?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:48 pm

Now, that's too friggin kewl..... Love the background.......

I think it would be fun to work with that..........hehehe

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:24 am

Good Saturday Mornin!
Yup "its" just round the corner, everyone ready?

I think its hellarious, how everyone shops their ass' off, wraps up the gifts cleans the house......
.....so we can lounge around in our grimmy sweaty jammies, tear the nicely wrapped gifts to smithereens, thrash the house...eat,drink,fart and crash to wake up the next day and say"what the hell happened here?"

Im not ba humbug, I guess Im just looking at it alot different this year!

I think what helped is that my 14 yr old burner Baby, said MOM, this is the bestest christmas ever. She only got one significant gift from us..the electric violin.
We didnt buy a tree,we were going to, but, she said,"mom, lets do what we did last yr when we were really broke, lets build a tree".
So we did what we did last yr, went out back, grabbed a big planter, unscrewed the mop pole, and bailing wired cast off tree boughs to it!

It is pretty!And the 3 of us enjoy the fun time making our charlie brown deluxe!

Funny...kids can be soooo amazing!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:54 am

Good job !!!
Thats one less tree they need to cut down......oh wait...that's not how it works.
Unless the pile of trees in the lot sells completely out. In that case ...Good Job !!!
Real trees are traditional , but a pain in the ass when its all said and done.
Sounds like you started your Own tradition anyhoot .
The last 7 years , we project a tree onto the wall of the living room and
stack gifts around that.
Glad that your girl is happy, kids is what X-mas is all about.
We got none , but still spoil god-children, neices and nephews and such.
Just makes ya feel all fuzzy and warmy , don't it ?

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:21 pm

<wanders in, pours a couple shots of Jack, drinks one>

Anyone else?

<cranks up the Automatic Banjo Box, sets it to play "Dueling Banjos">

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:56 pm

<drinks the second shot)

Thanks CO. jes what I need.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:01 am

So, I'm thinking that since you need 2 Automatic Banjo Boxes to play Dueling Banjos, but we only have one, that our 1 Automatic Banjo Box warps time and is both Automatic Banjo Boxes at once.

I should inform the cosmologists of this...

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:11 am

(plugs in and starts to lay down some bottom end)