Beat A Politician's Ass Camp

porterico · Post by **porterico** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:24 pm

How about making some dummies of dummies... and having some baseball bats laying around... maybe on a spring loaded base of some kind?? or suspended from bungies like thunderdome style?

Or big latex dummies of politicians and a full size wrestling ring to kick the dummies asses in... could be pretty entertaining...

would be surprised if someone hasn't thought of this in some way shape or form...

could always send some videos of the beatings to the criminals as well...

Defacating on effigies of politicians would be good fun as well... (maybe i'm just easily entertained)

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:28 pm

How about Safe Sex With Uncle Sam?

porterico · Post by **porterico** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:06 pm

too many possibilities...

if flag burning is technically illegal there are other ways to make a point...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:31 pm

I just went to a Gwar concert last month, they lopped
G.W.'s head off and spewed his blood all over the crowd
on the third song.
And they get to do it every night while on tour !!
How satisfying that must feel.

I also remember a lifesize G.W. Bush voodoo pincushion doll
in the 9:00 keyhole in 2006. Stick it to the man !!!!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:29 pm

porterico wrote:How about making some dummies of dummies... and having some baseball bats laying around... maybe on a spring loaded base of some kind?? or suspended from bungies like thunderdome style?

Or big latex dummies of politicians and a full size wrestling ring to kick the dummies asses in... could be pretty entertaining...

would be surprised if someone hasn't thought of this in some way shape or form...

could always send some videos of the beatings to the criminals as well...

Defacating on effigies of politicians would be good fun as well... (maybe i'm just easily entertained)

YEAH!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:20 pm

Gotta be sure to get a big fat-headed Rush Limbaugh dummie in there too,
oversized, kiss-assin' lips, open mouth ready to suck.
Not a politician, but deserving it just as bad as any if not more.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:29 pm

You're confusing it with "Punch a Pundit" camp.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:03 pm

2008 is gonna be so much fun.

Flammepus · Post by **Flammepus** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:56 am

[quote="porterico"]too many possibilities...

if flag burning is technically illegal there are other ways to make a point...[/quote]

The good news is that, the last time I checked, flag burning is protected free speech...in the same way that taking a dump on the US Bill of Rights, or someone's holy scripture would be.

The choice is yours: who do you want to piss off? I would suggest Quakers because they are non-violent though, some people just have to go for the whole salami and piss off violent redneck types (see Merl Haggard, "Fightin' Side of Me").

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:43 am

how about taking a dump ON the bible while masturbating to Kate Smith singing God Bless America, on 78rpms, ala the chipmunks.

now THAT i will free gift to see....

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:20 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:How about Safe Sex With Uncle Sam?

Are you volunteering to be Uncle Sam?

barnz · Post by **barnz** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:26 pm

mmmmm. Ass Camp......

Flammepus · Post by **Flammepus** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:00 pm

Wow Simon! It is like you could see right into my head!! That sounds super fine to me, as long as none of that poop hits the playa (some things are, after all, sacred)...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:23 am

BitterDan wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:How about Safe Sex With Uncle Sam?
Are you volunteering to be Uncle Sam?

Is that your sister asking and is she over 18?

changoloco · Post by **changoloco** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:31 pm

Burning the United States flag is not illegal. The first amendment protects every citizen's right to do so if they wish. It is considered a form of freedom of speech. That doesn't mean all Americans agree with the constitution. According to an ABC/ Washington National poll in 2000, the United States is split on whether the constitution should be amended to make flag burning illegal. Joe Parish, President of Capitol Flag Company, in Austin, Texas, says flag burning is a controversial issue that has been lingering in U.S. history, since we became a country.

gnostikoi · Post by **gnostikoi** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:43 pm

On a camping trip this last summer my friends and I made an effigy of Bush, swam it across the river and set it up, and then spent the afternoon taking potshots at it with a .22. I hit it right between the eyes - unfortunately, I was aiming for the chest at the time. It was still immensely satisfying.
Real guns would be out of the question at BM, of course, but I could see possibilities for a political assassination game - maybe squirt guns with some kind of dye?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:23 am

gnostikoi wrote: I hit it right between the eyes - unfortunately, I was aiming for the chest at the time. It was still immensely satisfying.

You missed the vital organs in either case.

EricBMyukyuk · Post by **EricBMyukyuk** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:01 pm

Don't forget to represent politicians from both parties. Many burners, including myself, are right of center and would love to beat an effigy of a Democrat :)

-Eric

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:59 pm

EricBMyukyuk wrote:Don't forget to represent politicians from both parties. Many burners, including myself, are right of center and would love to beat an effigy of a Democrat

-Eric

Nope, no Republicans allowed on the playa. Read your ticket.

EricBMyukyuk · Post by **EricBMyukyuk** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:27 pm

Unfortunately I haven't received my ticket yet, but today I received my email confirmation that it's on the way!

I'll have to wait until it gets here to see if you're joking or not

Oh crap, I shouldn't have used the same email address to register on here as I did with the ticket purchase! I bet BM reps are swooping down as we speak to cancel my order! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

does it help if I consider myself more of a libertarian than a repub?

-Eric

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