Wiping my ass on the Flag

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:55 pm

I have been looking for toilet paper with the U.S.A. flag on it.
I have found door rugs for wiping your feet on, napkins for wiping your slop on,
mudflaps for flapping your mud on , and even scented urinal blocks for splashing your piss all over,
but no toilet paper with Ol' Glory on it.

What gives ?

Only a handful of links boasted having some but when I click
on those, the page is missing or removed on all of them.

Is wiping your ass on the flag illegal or something ?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:04 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:
Is wiping your ass on the flag illegal or something ?

I dont know but wiping your ass on these is legal:

However I think you should ask this guy where he is selling the toilet paper flags.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:21 pm

Yeah, I saw lots of those available(Dick and Shrub), along with some that had all of the Presidents,
the U.N. flag, of course France and Mexico(and Texas) flags, and even some with the Constitution on it (regular stock at the White House).

But no american Flags available ?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:29 pm

actually I noticed that when I did a google when you posted this thread.

that is rather strange huh?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:13 pm

It would be sooooooo kewl if you could find some o those.......

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:31 pm

I think that old guy might to be having a roll of stickers, not toilet paper ?
It looks too wide....

There is a company that custom prints for you, but the smallest lot they do is 5000 at around $1.00 a roll.
If I could afford to I would, this might actually be a profitable thing to market to the public,
and it could definately make RobbiDobbs job extra special for 2008.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:36 pm

mmmmm... I'm hearing fundraiser, here......

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:46 pm

Wow - im a flabbergasted

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:57 pm

i am in......i'll sponsor 50 rolls...there....do i hear anyone else out there?

c'mon....shit, or get off the porta potty....it's so quietly subversive....i love it...

the LEO's use their own private toidy's anyways...

and can anyone get any american flag condoms?

for the "OLD GLORYHOLE" of course...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:18 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Is wiping your ass on the flag illegal or something ?

Nah, it's just that they reserve it for a special kind of ass and there aren't all that many of them (thankfully).

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:19 pm

Sorry Simon, for some reason I felt like I had to do it.

I blame Capt'n Morgan

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:23 pm

Ohhhhh..... grand idea.... salute the flag pedicure party one afternoon........Ohhh, shit we could have fun with this...

We hafta paint Simon's toes though too..... Eeeeuwwww!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:31 pm

Only if I getta give him a pedicure...
WITH MY TEETH AND TONGUE !!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:34 pm

one eyed, when you get to hell, it will be a mall, and the only stores there will be ones that sell sensible shoes.

merry christmas, and may you get stockings from santa...

im on the fence as far as toe socks go....i'll have to think about it.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:41 pm

Hey !!!

I found the condoms here

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:42 pm

Try it.... You vil lik it...... It's the B(O)(O)by Bar after all..... hehehe...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:08 pm

All I can think of is how ugly it would be if the ink ran.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:16 pm

Red, white, blue, and brown would make a poopy purple brown.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:30 pm

funny Geekster. Good point. How about PNAC paper instead?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:35 pm

PNAC ?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:09 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Sorry Simon, for some reason I felt like I had to do it.

I blame Capt'n Morgan

You know something? That's pretty fucked up. I'm into feet. The female kind.

What's this "teva" thing?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:53 pm

Those are female feet.

These are Teva's

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:08 am

Well, now I know I shall never seduce DVD.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:21 am

I don't know.. if ya got him drunk enough,
and it was dark, you could probably fake him out with your hands
if he was coming at you from behind............

I'm not so sure myself that I don't have a nub fetish along
with all of my other ones. We shall see.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:29 am

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:30 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Well, now I know I shall never seduce DVD.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:55 am

oneeyedick, are you flirting with me?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:40 am

well....I've always had a midget fetish.
Maybe if we bind your arms up somehow we
could do a little role playing ?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:38 pm

Yeah sure, I'm Kaiser and you're bagel

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:38 pm

I was thinking more along the line of
I'll be the baugette, and you be the bowl of ChÃ¨vre chaud .

Wiping my ass on the Flag

Wiping my ass on the Flag

Re: Wiping my ass on the Flag

Re: Wiping my ass on the Flag