Merry Fucking Christmas.....

[oneeyeddick]

Merry Fucking Christmas !!!

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[Green Wood]

Nobody can beat me in Bible Trivia... wheeeeeee!

Bet you can't answer these questions:

1- Bet you can't answer which Bibical person and had sex with his two daughters after god saved his life for being a holy person?

2- How many families in the Bible are candidates for Disfunctional Disorder?

3- Which Greek God is Jesus modeled after?

4- Which people did the Jews steal the Promise Land from?

5- If moses destroyed the Ten Commandments, were the tablets placed in the Ark of the convenent whole or in pieces?

6- Jesus was born on what date?

7- The Bible was written by whom?

8- Jesus was a decendent of what family?

9- How many Messiahs were there?

10- Which tribe in africa is a genetically purer and the lost tribe of Israel?

11- If jesus was alive today would he recognized the religion created in his name?

12- If jesus was alive would he be a jew or a christian?

13- How large would an boat really needs to be to hold two of every creature in the world?

14- How many imperative statements are there on the "Tablets of Stone"?

15- When you are having great sex which bibical name should you yell?

16- when you aren't getting any, which bibical name should you yell?

17- Are you a sport?


AIIZ

[Donna Matrix]

Nobody can beat me in Bible Trivia... wheeeeeee!

I can answer any question.... I just might be wrong. Usually am not though.

Bet you can't answer these questions:

1- Bet you can't answer which Bibical person and had sex with his two daughters after god saved his life for being a holy person? Lot

2- How many families in the Bible are candidates for Disfunctional Disorder? define dysfunction disorder - not in DMS10.

3- Which Greek God is Jesus modeled after? Don't know Greek Gods - know the Bible (not a Bible question)

4- Which people did the Jews steal the Promise Land from? Philistines were encountered first, many other after that. Trick question - the Jews didn't steal any land from anybody. They were called the Israelites. The term Jews was not used at that time. Plus the Israelites didn't steal any land they won it in battle.

5- If moses destroyed the Ten Commandments, were the tablets placed in the Ark of the convenent whole or in pieces? God made new ones, silly

6- Jesus was born on what date? Nobody knows.

7- The Bible was written by whom? The Bible was written by men. It is consisdered the inspired word of God. Meaning that the men who wrote it were inspired by God to write it.

8- Jesus was a decendent of what family? Abrahams

9- How many Messiahs were there? One

10- Which tribe in africa is a genetically purer and the lost tribe of Israel? Purer in what sense of the word?

11- If jesus was alive today would he recognized the religion created in his name? I do not know the mind of God. The best way to know about Jesus is to read his own words as recorded in the New Testament.

12- If jesus was alive would he be a jew or a christian? Neither, Jesus used neither word to describe himself. Jesus was a Nazirite.

13- How large would an boat really needs to be to hold two of every creature in the world? The ark was huge.

14- How many imperative statements are there on the "Tablets of Stone"? What is this? Don't think it's in the Bible. If you think it is, where?

15- When you are having great sex which bibical name should you yell? Again, not in the Bible, so this is not a Bible question.

16- when you aren't getting any, which bibical name should you yell? Not a Bible question.
17- Are you a sport? Sport of what? A good sport? I like to think so.


AIIZ

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[Donna Matrix]

Does Christman have anything to do with Jesus?

[Donna Matrix]

Christmas... opps typing error.

[Apollonaris Zeus]

Nobody can beat me in Bible Trivia... wheeeeeee!

I can answer any question.... I just might be wrong. Usually am not though.

Bet you can't answer these questions:

1- Bet you can't answer which Bibical person and had sex with his two daughters after god saved his life for being a holy person? Lot

Right On! Two cities destroyed for wanting to have sex with visitors, but Lot is OK because he is destined to have inbred children. That's disfunctional and wrong in most societies.

2- How many families in the Bible are candidates for Disfunctional Disorder? define dysfunction disorder - not in DMS10.

Disfunctional: the inability to maintain social order or reasoning with others, i.e as in a family, community. Where do you start and how many times do I find more families in the bible where brother kills brother rapes sister and so on! Great writing if you like soaps.

3- Which Greek God is Jesus modeled after? Don't know Greek Gods - know the Bible (not a Bible question)

True. But if you were learnth and has a rounded education you would know: Apollo, virgin born, walked on water or Adonis, same, gave out unlimited food. Where jesus rose from the death was a site of the temple of adonis. How interesting!

4- Which people did the Jews steal the Promise Land from? Philistines were encountered first, many other after that. Trick question - the Jews didn't steal any land from anybody. They were called the Israelites. The term Jews was not used at that time. Plus the Israelites didn't steal any land they won it in battle.

Israelites, israelsmites whatever, If I walked in your home and killed you and everyone there. I guess I can keep your home. It's mine now.

5- If moses destroyed the Ten Commandments, were the tablets placed in the Ark of the convenent whole or in pieces? God made new ones, silly

I like this part like it was added to the torah long after moses death. Reminds me of the book of Mormon. Where someone had to come up with an alternative ending and the lost book of mormon will be found once again with a new chapter or is it a marketing scheme to get people to continue believing in a faith that is fake or like the christian cathedrals of the middle ages that were presumed to house the bones of long death saints just so the faithful will make a journey there and give cash to see them.
But why didn't god warn moses not to destroy the tablets. "Hey, Moses, now when you get back to camp you are going to find that your follows are now sinning, having sex, drinking and are worshiping a bull. So, don't
lose your cool and like destroy my gift to you- say if god gave you or me something, the last thing I would do would be to destroy it because someone else was behaving badly. I wouldn't run my own car into a wall just because my priest was having sex with a boy. But it does read well.

6- Jesus was born on what date? Nobody knows.

That's my main complaint and proof he didn't exist. No Birthday for this very important person then again no bones or grave. Sorry, he rose to heaven including his material body?

7- The Bible was written by whom? The Bible was written by men. It is consisdered the inspired word of God. Meaning that the men who wrote it were inspired by God to write it.

Right On! though they were inspired by something more like power then gods.

8- Jesus was a decendent of what family? Abrahams

More so the House of David, but that's not in the bible as well.

9- How many Messiahs were there? One

True, Only one in the bible, but there were as many messiahs as there are evangelicals in the South.

10- Which tribe in africa is a genetically purer and the lost tribe of Israel? Purer in what sense of the word?

As I said, Genetically. a tribe called the Lemba.

11- If jesus was alive today would he recognized the religion created in his name? I do not know the mind of God. The best way to know about Jesus is to read his own words as recorded in the New Testament.

His own words??? Come now, after 70 to 200 later, how could anyone know the true words of jesus, because we know today that much was attributed to him were actually parables far ancient then he and his times. Many spoken by the multitude of messiahs of the times.

12- If jesus was alive would he be a jew or a christian? Neither, Jesus used neither word to describe himself. Jesus was a Nazirite.

Would that upset you that he would say a Nazirite?

13- How large would an boat really needs to be to hold two of every creature in the world? The ark was huge.

But were did all the dinosaurs stay? A brachiosaurus would have been a 100ft long and stood 40' high. How did he get all the animals from S. America and Australia and so on. Did they swim to the middle east?
Here's another problem: if the ark was 500 or so feet long there would be structual problems in high seas: remember the Edmund Fitzgerald. It would simple break up into two or three pieces. This has occured even with metal ships let alone one made of wood. Its still a nice story, but its just a story.

14- How many imperative statements are there on the "Tablets of Stone"? What is this? Don't think it's in the Bible. If you think it is, where?

There were up to 21 commandments depending on which source you were reading. But it was simplified because it was difficult just remembering 10.

15- When you are having great sex which bibical name should you yell? Again, not in the Bible, so this is not a Bible question.

True, not in a bible, but I was with this christian woman doing the bibical thang and she starts yelling, Oh God, Oh God! Wierd it was, but hey, I thought she was talking about me and my Godly way of doing it!

16- when you aren't getting any, which bibical name should you yell? Not a Bible question.

True again, not in the bible, but hey it doesn't hurt to ask?

17- Are you a sport? Sport of what? A good sport? I like to think so.

Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink!

Thanks for being a sport. You shall be forgiven and saved, I just know it!
Please drop your money in the basket!

The Torah and bible are just the history of the jews written in mythological format- history intertwined with god to legitimize or to enhance their actions.

AIIZ

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[DVD Burner]

Yeah that does say volumes dont it?





Oh yeah, I forgot.....politics and religion is for suckers.



Did I say that already?

[Apollonaris Zeus]

Almost sucked you in, sport!

nudge, nudge, wink, wink?

[Donna Matrix]

>>> a whole lot of sucking going on around here >>>>

[Simon of the Playa]

oy, the goyim and their "addendum" known as the new testament...

ACH, i've read better Danielle Steele Novels.

Happy Fourth Quarter Sales!

[Donna Matrix]

Chrstmas, the current version, has nothing to do with Jesus.
Christmas = Commercialism (buy, buy, buy)

If you think it does, you have been misled, deceived, and fooled.

"The Devil wants you to believe he doesn't exist."

[DVD Burner]

Oh good lord!

[oneeyeddick]

Donna, were you with that group in the RV passing out Jesus water at the Empire store ?

[Donna Matrix]

Dicky, what exactly is Jesus water? Is it yellow?

[oneeyeddick]

Would you drink it if it was ?
How about if Jesus told you it was pure ?

[Donna Matrix]

What?

Are we five?

Grow up.

[oneeyeddick]

Who ?
I am older than you act.
I have proven that people will drink from a penis based on faith at BM.
You are free to come by and test my hypothesis if you care to.

[Donna Matrix]

okay... you've proven one thing... you are five.

Obviously

Are you fixated on SuperBad or what? cuz that was way funny.

Okay... urine is sterile and a person can drink it. so what? But what kind of religion are you into - that has a faith of drinking piss... ? Is it a piss clear thing? or what? Are you trying to find evidence that the Bible condones such?

And asking me these question - what are you trying to prove.. what? Maybe you should write a poem or slam or something. uh? Make it entertaining.

[oneeyeddick]

I'm not trying to prove anything, yet alone my age.
I am older than you, nuff said
I haven't seen superbad yet.

It's a serious question, whichever one you are questioning me about.

Here, maybe this will you help a little.

“Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?â€

[Donna Matrix]

Bible Trivia... my favorite..

Okay... First two are the Assyrian King talking - the first through his general and the second through his ambassador. So the Assyrian King is telling the Israelites that he will pen them in their city until the food and water runs out and they will be so hungry that they will drink their own piss and eat their own shit.

God said, "Tell your masters not to be troubled by the sneers these Assyrians have made against me."

185,000 Assyrain troops died along with their king.

The third is God talking to Ezekiel and God repents and says...
"All right, you may use cow dung instead of human dung." for fuel....

No where does it say that God tells his followers to drink piss or eat shit.

So, what were you saying about Jesus asking his followers to drink his piss? Where exactly is that? Chapter and verse please.

I'm not five either. And I seem to know scripture a bit better. Either that or I can read better. you pick.

[Simon of the Playa]

this is just too tempting....

does this mean that Jesus Eats Shit?


and would that be called a jerusalem Plate?

[Donna Matrix]

You know it's funny... in America people have all this freedom and material stuff and they don't know where it all came from...

Most people just think they deserve it because they were born into it - like there are some kind of royality or something.

And because of their ignorance and their freedom they go around knocking the one thing that has given them all the stuff they have.

These same people will defend all beliefs except one - the belief that Jesus is the son of God, that he died for their sins and rose from the dead thereby defeating it once and for all.

Simon - you are very disrepectful. Shame on you.

[Box Burner]

Are we doing this again? Crap.


The answer is 42.

[Donna Matrix]

Actualy the answer is 12, but who's counting?

Yes, lets change the subject. There's no way to solve this.

[mdmf007]

I am taking christmas back - when i was a kid we used to have funa t christmas, get a present or two and be with family.

now i have to drag the kids to the mall, buy thousands of bucks in crap, and compete with the neighbors kids to get more crap.

NO MORE

[Box Burner]

No... the answer is 42. read the book! See the movie!

Uh... well ... don't see the movie. The movi is a piece of crap. The book is better. Read the book.

[Donna Matrix]

yes, TAKE CHRISTMAS BACK... what a wonderful idea.

We do "Christmas year around" in which we can give presents any damn tiem we want. We don't even wrap them. Then at Christmas we get together, if we can, and just be thankful for all the things we have gotten the previous year.

No stress, no shopping, no traffic, no hassles... just a meal and some time together.

[mereth]

We made Cioppino this year for Christmas. Very garlicky...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cioppino

Donna, what's with the eating of fish on Fridays? I know the fish symbolizes Jesus (right?)... and so eating the fish has parallels to eating the bread as body and wine as blood as part of communion...
Does this have any precedented parallel going back to Christmas being celebrated as the birth of Jesus -

in simpler terms, would it be good, bad or indifferent to eat fish on Christmas?

Does that make sense as a question?

[Donna Matrix]

From what I have read the fish symbol started because in the first century after the crucifixion of Christ Christians had to hide out lest they be killed. So, a mark on the ground or wall was used to indicate a sanctionary. The fish symbol was used becasue in greek the acrymon for Jesus Christ the Son of God spelled FISH.

As far as the eating of fish on Friday - that is a Catholic thing. I am Protestant so don't know much of that.

The Bible says nothing to that effect about eating fish as a symbol for anything Christian. But then again, the Bible says nothing about Christmas or that followers have to worship the birth of Christ. The Catholic Church "Christianized" the pagan rituals of worship on the Winter Solstice and made this Christmas thing - along the lines of the Three Wise Men bringing gifts to the child.

Jesus was very clear. He said: "If you love me, do what I say." This is totally action orientated and in order to follow it one must get to know what Jesus said. Sadly, not many practicing Christians do this.

[theCryptofishist]

The maedevil church was very into esteticism and on various days (including the whole of lent) eating (red) meat was forbidden. Friday was one of those days. Things got a bit silly at times, such as classifying seals as fish, so you could eat them on Fridays and still be pious. And the wearing of hairshirts. And flagellation.