Donna Matrix's Bible Trivia Question O' the Day !!!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:54 am

After all, she said....
Nobody can beat me in Bible Trivia... wheeeeeee!

So... here we go. I'll start with an easy one.

What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:00 am

The kind of hallucenogen you take?........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:07 am

Mating with skunks?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:25 am

God did it!

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:32 am

Box Burner wrote:God did it!

This sounds like the most infallible answer...

Well, Donna? Do you know what obscure, esoteric, acroamatic part of the bible Mr. OED is referencing?
(If not, you get a lollipop from me anyway.)

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:46 am

Whittling of stripes or spots on branches in front of the birthing goat mother.

Genesis 30

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:00 pm

Oh-kay... And the lollipop goes to: BitterDan!

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:35 pm

I'd like to thank the academy...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:29 pm

I don't know about that answer being the correct answer, as the verse is not directly quoted from, nor was it put in the form of a question.(ha,ha)

Here is the answer I was looking for, and stop answering Donna's questions !!! (or don't)

â€œAnd Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut [sic] tree; and pilled white stakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spottedâ€

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:33 pm

Next Question..........

How many legs do insects have?

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:46 pm

I don't know about that answer being the correct answer, as the verse is not directly quoted from

Bah, I posted the book and chapter. I can't do all the work.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:03 pm

Not hopping on the band wagon but.......uuummmm......

Is Donna gonna give us some answers?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:06 pm

Maybe she can't find the answer in her browse....er....Bible ?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:07 pm

Ahhhh,mmmmmmm.....B Nice.......

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:46 pm

Mmmmmmm........... that is nice.
I like swimming in the frogponds at night.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:24 pm

and I'd like to swim in her ocean

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:30 am

Is that a picture of Donna walking into the Jesus water to get Babtized ?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:52 pm

OK, I guess that is a hard question to answer.

Let's make it a little easier, how multiple choice sound ?

How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

Anyone ?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:51 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:OK, I guess that is a hard question to answer.

Let's make it a little easier, how multiple choice sound ?

How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

Anyone ?

Which insect?

Reality is a bitch!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:26 pm

It's multiple choice.....choose carefully.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:27 pm

As the spawn of a scientist and pretty much a secular humanist who invented a heaven because she needed to see her husband again, I'm going to go with 6, because if it's any less in my reality, it's because someone ran over some of those 6 legs with a micro train.

I'm pretty sure it's the wrong answer given context, though.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:09 am

I'm pretty sure it's six but I don't see how it's a bible question.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:01 am

Well, it looks like you guys are off the hook for taking advise from Donna.

1 Timothy 2: 11 wrote:Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. 12 I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent.

Us female types are just going to have to use the ignore feature...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:03 am

BitterDan wrote:I'm pretty sure it's six but I don't see how it's a bible question.

It is six, but considering what sort of whacked out trash is in that tree-killing monstrocity, I'm sure they can claim four or whatever the fuck they want.

And maybe, just maybe, the catagory and definition of "insect" is so much newer (Linneaus perhaps?) than the world those priests were trying to control that it might be trying to impose an order that they didn't have on their nonsense.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:08 am

tree-killing monstrocity

I think most bibles are made of rice paper.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:48 am

Ahh......... visions of rice paper Bibles covered in sweet & sour sauce.

Sorry once again Bitter Dan, but the correct answer is 4

â€œEven these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind,
and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.
But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto youâ€

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:00 am

Which of the following statements reflects God's requirement for all women?

a.She must submit to her husband's whims.
b.She may be sold by her father as a sex slave, but if she doesn't please her master, he should let her go.
c.If she is engaged to be married, she should not be raped by a stranger, but if she is a slave, the rapist's punishment should be minimal.
d.All of the above.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:37 am

God is a Tranny.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:10 pm

Ah OED but there is a flaw in your questioning. You asked how many "legs" an insect has but the answer does not mention legs, it mentions "feet".

Take that heathen!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:41 pm

Ok, Bible trivia has tweaked some long almost forgotten memory, Iâ€™d look it up my self but I canâ€™t remember which stack the book might be under and searching for it is way more work than I have interest in the answer ,..... there was a commune mentioned in the new testament Acts I think , what caused itâ€™s demise?