Donna Matrix's Bible Trivia Question O' the Day !!!

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:09 pm

what about millipedes? they gots legs to spare.

i thought the joke was how many legs do spiders have?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:11 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
1 Timothy 2: 11 wrote:Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. 12 I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent.

Well now we know why Bhutto was killed and a good reason not to vote for Hellary, a woman.

I like the part of the bible where God tells woman to be silent in public, accept man judgement without question and to howl like a whore in Bed!

I won't vote for hellary because if a woman gets into office, she'll banned the bible as hate speech. Come to think about it, I would too or make them do a major rewrite of the torah, bible and quran.

Wasn't that the original source of Homophobe propaganda?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:21 pm

"And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul" (1 Samuel 18:1). "If a man also lieth with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them" (Leviticus 20:13). How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle! O Jonathan, thou wast slain in thine high places. I am distressed for thee, my brother Jonathan; very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women" (2 Samuel 1:25-26).

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:33 pm

Back to the Question...............

Which of the following statements reflects God's requirement for all women?

a.She must submit to her husband's whims.
b.She may be sold by her father as a sex slave, but if she doesn't please her master, he should let her go.
c.If she is engaged to be married, she should not be raped by a stranger, but if she is a slave, the rapist's punishment should be minimal.
d.All of the above.

Anyone ???.........

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:48 pm

In a multiple test where there may be the answer: All of the Above, the odds are that may be the correct answer.

D!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:44 pm

din-da-ding-ding DING !!!

D is the correct answer !!!!

"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husband" (Colossians 3:18-19; see 1 Peter 3:1; Ephesians 5:22).
"And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed" (Exodus 21:7,8).
"And whosoever lieth carnally with a woman, that is a bondmaid, betrothed to a husband,
and not at all redeemed, nor freedom given her; she shall be scourged: they shall not be put to death, because she was not free.
And he shall bring his trespass offering unto the Lord, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation,
even a ram for a trespass offering" (Leviticus 19:20-21).

Congratulations...here's your prize

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:46 pm

Next question......

Why did God require His early followers to attach a paddle to their weapons?

A. So they could beat those who failed to properly clean their rear ends.
B. So they could cover up the human poop lying around the camp, in case Go happened to walk through.
C. So they could scoop crap out of the carcasses of animals they killed for sacrifice and consumption.
D. None of the above.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:38 pm

Wait!!!!!.... We aren't done with the last lesson......
there's a lot more to suckle there than that lollipop..... and God said it was good.......

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:44 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:B. So they could cover up the human poop lying around the camp, in case God happened to walk through.

I think that is from Doodyonomy?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:59 pm

Is that your answer, mousey mouse ?

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:00 pm

BitterDan wrote:
tree-killing monstrocity
I think most bibles are made of rice paper.

So that means they are at least good for rolling tobacco.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:32 pm

Why did God require His early followers to attach a paddle to their weapons?

I thought it was for spanking virgins.

So that means they are at least good for rolling tobacco.

I have always found this to be true. The notes section of many Gideon's bible is missing because I ran out of papers.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:49 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Is that your answer, mousey mouse ?

That is... my final answer. B.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:44 pm

Ba ding-ding-ding-ding-ding...
We have a wiener !!!

(So they could cover up the human poop lying around the camp, in case God happened to walk through.)
â€œAnd thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad,
thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
For the Lord thy God walketh in the midst of thy campâ€

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:07 pm

Next Question >>>>>>>>>>>>>

Did God consider the Great Flood necessary to correct His own mistake ?

A. Of course not. God is omnipotent and never has and never will make a mistake.
B. No. God planned the Great Flood from the beginning, even before He created man.
C. Yes. When God found out how evil man is, God was sorry He had created man
and vowed to slaughter all mankind (plus all the animals).
D. None of the above.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:18 am

the answer is C

GENESIS
CHAPTER 6 verses 6 and 7

6 And it arepented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it bgrieved him at his heart.
7 And the LORD said, I will adestroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:06 am

oneeyeddick wrote:

Helloooooo baby!

Mmmmmmm, lollipop kisses.

Organized religion doesn't seem so evil with candy and kisses.

The last time I answered a question asked by a Nun all I got was the sharp end of a ruler.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:07 am

[quote="oneeyeddick"] ( ...in case God happened to walk through.)
"For the Lord thy God walketh in the midst of thy campâ€

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:13 am

Box Burner wrote:the answer is C

GENESIS
CHAPTER 6 verses 6 and 7

6 And it arepented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it bgrieved him at his heart.
7 And the LORD said, I will adestroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

Very good Box !!!

And for posting the verses with your answer, you get something special !!!

Here's your reward !!! ( I hope you like redheads )

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:18 am

We will just keep the theme going, since we are talking about the flood.......

How long did the Flood last?

A. 40 days.
B. 150 days.
C. Both of the above.
D. Neither of the above

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:32 am

Um.................

Somebody forgot to invite me to the party....

Maybe it was because NOBODY HAD MY ADDRESS!

Okay... I found this page on a lark.. and I took it from him..

Spiders have eight legs.. and that's a science question (one of my other talents).

I'm here now... so ask away.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:34 am

The flood lasted 150 days according to Genesis.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:45 am

What is the most convincing evidence that Jesus is the Son of God?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:55 am

What does the Acronym I.N.R.I stand for?

(ans.....I'm Nailed Right In)

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:01 am

Sorry Donna, wrong answer......

Correct answer: C (Both of the above.). â€œAnd the flood was forty days upon the earthâ€

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:04 am

Nine inch nails.... that's what they used for Crucifixion. It was a normal Roman killing method. The Romans killed thousands that way.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:06 am

One more flood question, then we will move on.........

How many of each animal species did God order Noah to take aboard the ark?

A. There was no specified number. God simply told Noah to take an even number of each â€“ an even number of males and females.
B. Exactly two of every animal â€“ one male and one female.
C. Seven members of each clean beast and fowl.
D. both B and C.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:11 am

B and C

Way to easy. Stop multiple choice.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:37 am

Very good Donna !!!!!

Correct Answer: D (B and C.) And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark,
to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind,
of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them aliveâ€

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:55 am

And on to the next question.........
(please denote your book and verse(s) when answering with scripture)

Before the days of notary publics, how did a man swear to a statement ?