Donna Matrix's Bible Trivia Question O' the Day !!!

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:18 pm

pinemom wrote:... in todays your going straight to hell...forum.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:40 pm

For that matter homosexuals don't donâ€™t gang rape people.

They donâ€™t pull trains.

They have parades.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:20 pm

* holding back urge to post multiple pictures of man trains *

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:34 pm

pinemom wrote:yes, I was just referring to "god's design" on the ol' penis

Not the "wonderful things that we do with them"

Penises were created by God's hands and were intelligently designed with just as much care as the stars in Heaven.
It was created by God for two specific purposes.
The first purpose is urination, and I demonstrate this each day by sending a yellow stream into the porcelain bowl located in the bathroom at my house. Some days, I step back a bit further so I can see how the Lord has additionally blessed me with powerful and wondrous aim. To God be the Glory!
The second purpose, as we have already determined, is to procreate.
Any other actions that occur with your penis are driven by lust, and lust will surely reserve your spot in hell. Amen

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:01 pm

Oh Belive me God....She knows what the hell she was doing when she created that nice thang!

clap clap clap

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:18 pm

pinemom wrote:Oh Belive me God....She knows what the hell she was doing when she created that nice thang!

Then how come women never know what to do with it?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:23 pm

OK , a lot of discussion has happened , but not a lot of guesses
were made since the last Bible trivia question was posted.

Under what circumstances does the Bible say a woman must have her hands cut off for touching her husband's genitals?

Correct answer: D. (When she touches them in an effort to protect her husband from an attacker)
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver
her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her" (Deuteronomy 25:11-12).

Congrats to Box and Fishy, they got this one right !!!

Here's your rewards !!!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:32 pm

pinemom wrote: did you know that Humans, Dogs, Ducks and Dolphins are the only species that RAPE.

OK then , that shall lead us forward................

Rape is a sin and subject to the greatest of punishments,
Eternal Damnation.
But , it is easily forgiven if the victim is......

A. A captive in war.
B. A slave girl.
C. Someone who's father will accept cash
D. Any of the above.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:49 pm

I'll take D., for a boobie lollipop, Oneeyedick!!!

Just a hunch.............

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:55 pm

Well as I just found out a second ago on a different post, the answer must be,

E. Turn your back and ignore it.

Because if it doesn't happen to you then it doesn't count, and if they didn't have enough common sense to not see it coming then that is the victims fault. Is that right? That really does seem to be the norm.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:59 pm

I'm gonna go with D.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:01 pm

oneeyeddick wrote: Penises were created by God's hands and were intelligently designed with just as much care as the stars in Heaven.
It was created by God for two specific purposes.
...
The second purpose, as we have already determined, is to procreate.
Any other actions that occur with your penis are driven by lust, and lust will surely reserve your spot in hell. Amen

Penises were "designed" by sexual selection, i.e. the preference that women had for penises that were more the shape that is typical now, than the shape that was typical before.

And the "purpose" is to give pleasure, in order to trick people into breeding.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:11 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote: Penises were created by God's hands and were intelligently designed with just as much care as the stars in Heaven.
It was created by God for two specific purposes.
...
The second purpose, as we have already determined, is to procreate.
Any other actions that occur with your penis are driven by lust, and lust will surely reserve your spot in hell. Amen
Penises were "designed" by sexual selection, i.e. the preference that women had for penises that were more the shape that is typical now, than the shape that was typical before.

And the "purpose" is to give pleasure, in order to trick people into breeding.

Hehe........... You forgot the AMEN..............

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:17 pm

well yup, concidering since of course I wouldnt like A B C and definately not D

D.

somehow I dont like playing this game, because it really does show you so many contriversal answers that the old testiment and King James version books are.

dana · Post by **dana** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:28 pm

Thine answer shall be D.

If ye stop at C or B or A, seek ye further in letters.

Go not past D to E or F, for this doth not profit a man's answer.

Verily it is D.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:55 pm

CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE !!!

The question was....

Rape is a sin and subject to the greatest of punishments,
Eternal Damnation.
But , it is easily forgiven if the victim is......

Correct Answer: D (Any of the above)
â€œAnd when the Lord thy God hath delivered [a city] into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword:
But the womenâ€¦shalt thou take unto thyselfâ€

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:32 pm

[quote="oneeyeddick"]
â€œIf a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found:
Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damselâ€™s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wifeâ€

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:50 am

Interesting point. In this case, my translation "... and they are found" does not provide any additional info or insights. However, the preceding verses, which address rape of a married woman (for which the man is to be put to death and the woman incurs no sin) does not contain the phrase. The implication is that, if the woman is not married, there must have been some consent on her part. But again, it's the man who must atone for the sin.

... more twisted shit delivered to your electronic doorstep by hundreds of generations of Judeo Christian enlightenment.

On your genocide question, there are several in Deut when the Hebrews are claiming the land, and several unsuccessful attempts which most would still consider genocide. Are you looking for a number?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:44 am

I'm looking for a number is some half hearted way. It occurs to me that someone's counted them up; I'm not sure how to phrase a google search on the matter; I am sure that there is controversy about the number, for the reasons you mentioned; I was hoping that someone on this thread might know.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:26 am

Here is some good stuff on all the deaths prescribed by the Lord.

and here is some more raping going on

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:44 am

Don't be offended Fishy, but........ The next question is............

Intolerance toward the handicapped is considered a sin, unless the discrimination takes the form of:

A. Not allowing them to approach the altar of the Lord.
B. Expelling them from the community.
C. Barring men with damaged testicles from entering the church.
D. Any of the above.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:31 am

wow, if your nuts were messed up, you couldnt worship in the church...knarly!

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:31 am

theCryptofishist wrote: I am sure that there is controversy about the number, for the reasons you mentioned; I was hoping that someone on this thread might know.

Is the number 42 by any chance?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:33 am

pinemom wrote:wow, if your nuts were messed up, you couldnt worship in the church...knarly!

What about all those soprano's that where castrated so they could hit they high notes?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:24 pm

They would sneak in the back dressed as nuns.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:54 pm

anybody miss me?

power was out for three days...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:59 pm

Welcome back Donna !!!
I was worried bout' ya.
Was worried we scared you off.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:12 pm

No, not scared, but bored silly with no lights, no TV and no internet...

Using candles and going to the bathroom outside - um.... felt like BM in the snow...

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:50 pm

Hi Donna!

Did not think you were scared off, but I did wonder what happened to you. Glad you are ok.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:53 pm

erri2000 wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: I am sure that there is controversy about the number, for the reasons you mentioned; I was hoping that someone on this thread might know.
Is the number 42 by any chance?

The number may not be 42... but the answer is.