Donna Matrix's Bible Trivia Question O' the Day !!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:57 pm

Well I got my long johns on and I am headed for the igloo. See ya'll Later.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:10 pm

* Re-posting question because of page turning *

Intolerance toward the handicapped is considered a sin, unless the discrimination takes the form of:

A. Not allowing them to approach the altar of the Lord.
B. Expelling them from the community.
C. Barring men with damaged testicles from entering the church.
D. Any of the above.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:16 pm

Is D the answer every time... does it have anything to do with Donna Matrix's Bilbe Trivia Quesiton O'the Day theme?

I think it does, but SH! don't tell anybody.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:20 pm

I took a Biblical Numerology course way back... so why don't you hit me with some symbolic number quesions... they are way fun anyway...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:21 pm

Should I make it as....

A} All of the below

??????????????????

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:39 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:A} All of the below

I choose the only answer A

dana · Post by **dana** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:46 pm

oneeyeddick wrote: And last but not least...Dana......Verily thine answer shall be D indeed .........

I couldn't find a Monster Sucker.......so here's a Sucker Monster for ya'...Enjoy !!!

Wow! I'm feeling a lot of gratitude and deep spiritual love all the sudden.

Well when it comes to either Deuteronomy or Leviticus, all things are possible.

Once again the answer is D.

For any man who has a defect shall not approach: a man blind or lame,............hunchbacks, dwarfs, (even) a scab....
Leviiticus

harsh!!

I guess they probably don't allow my kind around the alter either....

(oh, by the way... Donna. I'd love to hear what your take on biblical numerology is all about. Course, it couldn't really mean anything. Everybody knows the Bible must be interpreted literally, otherwise people might start thinking its all a bunch of myth, symbols and metaphor.
surely a slippery slope straight to hell....?)

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:14 pm

I got a question for Donna.

Would you be willing to take part in stoning a gay person to death as your bible requires?

Or are you one of those types that are only willing to do certain things that are required by your bible?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:19 pm

Break-out the hookah it is 4:20

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:34 pm

* sits down with guitar *

* grabs hose from hookah *

* starts singing What a friend we have in Jesus *

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:38 pm

think you can tempt me out with drugs, huh....

you're right....

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:33 pm

Toolmaker wrote:I got a question for Donna.

Would you be willing to take part in stoning a gay person to death as your bible requires?

Or are you one of those types that are only willing to do certain things that are required by your bible?

Can a person smoke enough to be killed by being stoned?

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:35 pm

Jesus loves us, this I know......

Cuz the Bible tell me so......

Singing along.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:11 pm

Donna Matrix wrote:
Toolmaker wrote:I got a question for Donna.

Would you be willing to take part in stoning a gay person to death as your bible requires?

Or are you one of those types that are only willing to do certain things that are required by your bible?
Can a person smoke enough to be killed by being stoned?

Funny how I can never get any of em to answer either of those two.

Don't feel bad Donna.. ALL christians are trained from an early age to dodge the truly vile parts of their faiths intolerance and hatred for others. One of the reasons I usually don't partake in religious threads too much is because the religions disgust me so much sometimes. So much bloodshed and hate, and than their supporters that don't even follow the words still pay dues so others can enforce the agendas all over the planet. Burners are gonna be the folks that pick up the pieces when the christians and muslims and jews destroy the communities as we know them with their holy wars and intolerance of one another. For that you call us Satanists? Because we would rather create than destroy? PFFT.. I wipe my ass with your chessy council of nicea tripe. And when I run out, I'll use the Koran, now in 2ply. My beliefs were around before and we will here after yours are forgotten about.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:15 pm

Toolmaker wrote:
Donna Matrix wrote:
Toolmaker wrote:I got a question for Donna.

Would you be willing to take part in stoning a gay person to death as your bible requires?

Or are you one of those types that are only willing to do certain things that are required by your bible?
Can a person smoke enough to be killed by being stoned?
Funny how I can never get any of em to answer either of those two.

Don't feel bad Donna.. ALL christians are trained from an early age to dodge the truly vile parts of their faiths intolerance and hatred for others. One of the reasons I usually don't partake in religious threads too much is because the religions disgust me so much sometimes. So much bloodshed and hate, and than their supporters that don't even follow the words still pay dues so others can enforce the agendas all over the planet. Burners are gonna be the folks that pick up the pieces when the christians and muslims and jews destroy the communities as we know them with their holy wars and intolerance of one another. For that you call us Satanists? Because we would rather create than destroy? PFFT.. I wipe my ass with your chessy council of nicea tripe. And when I run out, I'll use the Koran, now in 2ply. My beliefs were around before and we will here after yours are forgotten about.

Yea... I see it now... Christian hate, but you love... yea... right!

There is no reason to answer your questions toolmaker... you don't really care one way or the other... you are baiting me, not asking me questions... either way I answer you would slam me anyway... You think I don't see that? gee.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:21 pm

Hey toolmaker...

DO YOU STILL BEAT YOUR DOG EVERY NIGHT?

UH... UH...?????????????

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:13 pm

Does spanking the Monkey equal beating the Dog?

Donna Matrix wrote: Can a person smoke enough to be killed by being stoned?

Emphatically, NO!

Marijuana is one of the safest drugs ever!

Smoke too much you either fall asleep or get the spins and passout.

In rare cases, people have been known to burst their stomachs from eating too much!

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:19 pm

now, now...

stressor trigger therapy with lengths of cable crost.

donna, daughter aside, dirty hair and inability to get where you want to go could be taken portending potential dharma lest you show learning of changing course

you dig bible, though what peace you give but percieving and doling innuendo?

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:21 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Does spanking the Monkey equal beating the Dog?

Donna Matrix wrote: Can a person smoke enough to be killed by being stoned?

Emphatically, NO!

Marijuana is one of the safest drugs ever!

Smoke too much you either fall asleep or get the spins and passout.

In rare cases, people have been known to burst their stomachs from eating too much!

Well then... let the stoning begin.....

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:25 pm

the fire elf wrote:now, now...

stressor trigger therapy with lengths of cable crost.

donna, daughter aside, dirty hair and inability to get where you want to go could be taken portending potential dharma lest you show learning of changing course

you dig bible, though what peace you give but percieving and doling innuendo?

Exactly when didn't I get what I wanted?

And U told you before: I WASHED MY OWN HAIR - silly (me going around with dirty hair - as if that would EVER happen)

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:31 pm

ugh....

pardon me while i retch and find someone else to look at...

*blockade*

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:34 pm

fire elf... let me get you a bowl you poor sick puppy.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:39 pm

Misconceptions abound regarding:

The Bible

God

Jesus

Holy Spirit

Those that don't know think they know the most. This is not rational thinking. Yet, all I get is ridicule.

I'm reminded of what Mahatma Gandhi said, "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win."

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:42 pm

Donna Matrix wrote:Hey toolmaker...

DO YOU STILL BEAT YOUR DOG EVERY NIGHT?

UH... UH...?????????????

Funny how I can never get any of em to answer.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:43 pm

Donna Matrix wrote:Funny how I can never get any of em to answer.

What do you want to know?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:46 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:49 pm

I'm going with

oneeyeddick wrote: A. Not allowing them to approach the altar of the Lord.

(cause D is getting so old) and I'm very, very offended.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:51 pm

erri2000 wrote:
pinemom wrote:wow, if your nuts were messed up, you couldnt worship in the church...knarly!
What about all those soprano's that where castrated so they could hit they high notes?

That was way later in the Catholic church, where women couldn't sing. Well, I guess women couldn't be cantors either, until recently, but the Jews seem to have confined genital mutilation to circumcision, unlike the other Abrahamic religions.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:00 pm

erri2000 wrote:
Donna Matrix wrote:Funny how I can never get any of em to answer.
What do you want to know?

Well, erri, the question wasn't directed at you. I don't sheild off blows where there aren't any. I love meeses to pieces....

dana · Post by **dana** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:06 pm

Donna Matrix wrote: Yet, all I get is ridicule.

I'm reminded of what Mahatma Gandhi said, "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win."

OK. OK. Just relax and climb down off that cross. Its really not that bad...

Those really aren't spikes in your palms.

little more than paper cuts, actually.
(Maybe start by forgetting about winning. Gandhi had a little more serious situation on his hands.)