Looks like madmatt and I started something,
I think this thread will carry on for quite a while yet.
I shan't post again as I know nothing about B. R. City.
PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
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theCryptofishist
- Posts: 40312
- Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
- Burning Since: 2017
- Location: In Exile
A newbie must have some dreams
Must come up with a few wild schemes
Sure the playa will rend
Them to pieces my friend
When you a new asshole it reams.
(This poem is dedicated to my colostomy take down next week. I stand as a person who literally had a new asshole "gifted" to me, so I can write poetry about if I choose.)
Must come up with a few wild schemes
Sure the playa will rend
Them to pieces my friend
When you a new asshole it reams.
(This poem is dedicated to my colostomy take down next week. I stand as a person who literally had a new asshole "gifted" to me, so I can write poetry about if I choose.)
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Birdman, you're really making a racketBirdman wrote:barnz talks too much
a bit like hay mulch
he should think a bit more
before opening the barn door
aka a mouth, has he no cult(ure).
Your poems suck, they don't rhyme - you just can't hack it
Clearly you have still yet to learn
That when a burner you burn
Better put on your flame-proof jacket.
The whole world is welcome here as you see
A first amendment playground full of glee
Sure, fights sometimes break out
And there are assholes and trolls, no doubt
But still there remains a kind balance of chi
So when unprovoked on eplayans you start haggin
And needlessly wining and naggin
We pounce on your sorry ass
And mow it like grass
And leave your pathetic verse bloody and saggin.
Barnzy's earned his chops on this board, it's clear
So I'd love to buy him a beer
And while you're a rude stranger
Who's looking for danger
You've no manners, nor brains, it'd appear.
So here's some advice my friend, though you're not
Rhymin talent is not what you got
It's high time you be leavin
Your verse leaves us heavin
And your poems stink just like butt rott.
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help
- Posts: 188
- Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:38 pm
- Burning Since: 2007
- Camp Name: Misfit Nation
- Location: Inside looking in...
madMatt's right Birdy, you're outta bounds,
Your critical verse has no grounds,
And in verbal sparring,
Your face he'd be scarring,
atleast, that's the way that it sounds.
As for Fishy, she's swum some hard times,
But they can't stop her smile, or her rhymes,
In tough times, she won't quit-
Doubles back on the shit,
Victorious from the pit she climbs!
To make light of a bad situation
is a trait of the vast Burner nation.
Many Trials and Travails
become dusty worn trails
to overcome with imagination.
So barnz says to fish, 'cause they're friends,
"Here's a cheer to your extra loose ends!"
And they both get to smile,
'cause they know all the while,
It's warm wishes, and kisses, he sends.
Bottom line, Birdman, here's my advice:
Apologize to them BOTH, and play nice.
Or, more correctly,
I'm asking directly.
And fair warning-I will not ask twice.
Your critical verse has no grounds,
And in verbal sparring,
Your face he'd be scarring,
atleast, that's the way that it sounds.
As for Fishy, she's swum some hard times,
But they can't stop her smile, or her rhymes,
In tough times, she won't quit-
Doubles back on the shit,
Victorious from the pit she climbs!
To make light of a bad situation
is a trait of the vast Burner nation.
Many Trials and Travails
become dusty worn trails
to overcome with imagination.
So barnz says to fish, 'cause they're friends,
"Here's a cheer to your extra loose ends!"
And they both get to smile,
'cause they know all the while,
It's warm wishes, and kisses, he sends.
Bottom line, Birdman, here's my advice:
Apologize to them BOTH, and play nice.
Or, more correctly,
I'm asking directly.
And fair warning-I will not ask twice.
madmatt wrote:"What's the best playa beer," asked a hottie
"Do you prefer PBR or Tecate?"
The debate it still rages
Between burner fools and sages
But of course everyone knows it's Tecate.
Oh yes I did!
Just laughed out loud again, after reading this again.
[skipping the too-easy [: lol :], because I really mean I laughed out loud!]
Remind me, madmatt, to loan you
a can that is red, (just kidding you know you can have two)
We agree that it sure hits the spot -
(It's a "loan" til it hits the pisspot)
Just know that my camp calls it "TeKAHT"
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known on the Playa (especially Ranger Radios) as HOOPY FROOD.
"A towel … is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." – Douglas Adams
known on the Playa (especially Ranger Radios) as HOOPY FROOD.
"A towel … is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." – Douglas Adams
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help
- Posts: 188
- Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:38 pm
- Burning Since: 2007
- Camp Name: Misfit Nation
- Location: Inside looking in...
Maybe of the many you're one
Who believed Playa Limericks was done,
Well here's your chance
To make your words dance,
And join in the rhyme-making fun!
A call to the wise and the clever:
Add your wit to the limerick endeavour!
Something playa related
Will help keep us sated
And make 2008 the best ever!
Who believed Playa Limericks was done,
Well here's your chance
To make your words dance,
And join in the rhyme-making fun!
A call to the wise and the clever:
Add your wit to the limerick endeavour!
Something playa related
Will help keep us sated
And make 2008 the best ever!
After a long playa limerick sabbaticalhelp wrote:Maybe of the many you're one
Who believed Playa Limericks was done,
Well here's your chance
To make your words dance,
And join in the rhyme-making fun!
A call to the wise and the clever:
Add your wit to the limerick endeavour!
Something playa related
Will help keep us sated
And make 2008 the best ever!
I hoped to spew forth something radical
But as the dust drifts farther away
And memories of Black Rock fade into gray
Seems it grows harder to throw moves grammatical.
There once was a man named ricochet
That poured drinks all of the night and day
When he put the bottle down
The crowd screamed “One more roundâ€
That poured drinks all of the night and day
When he put the bottle down
The crowd screamed “One more roundâ€
It is alot like sex,
Some people just don't get it
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accordionMan
- Posts: 175
- Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:32 pm
- Location: new york
- Contact:
Inspired by mdmf007's avatar.
There once was a hungry Burner named Kinky.
Who picked playa boogers out of his nose with his pinky.
One day he pulled one out so big
it was the size of a giant fig!
So he ate it rather quickly.
There once was a hungry Burner named Kinky.
Who picked playa boogers out of his nose with his pinky.
One day he pulled one out so big
it was the size of a giant fig!
So he ate it rather quickly.
FREE MONEY to BURN 2013:
http://www.digitalartist.com/art/burningman/money.html
Some accordion at BM: http://current.com/items/89239638/rob_the_accordion_man.htm
http://www.digitalartist.com/art/burningman/money.html
Some accordion at BM: http://current.com/items/89239638/rob_the_accordion_man.htm
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chiefdanfox
- Posts: 786
- Joined: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:14 pm
- Burning Since: 1986
- Location: Bodega Bay, CA
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Simon of the Playa
- Posts: 22832
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: BRC, Nevada.