Why is Zsu Zsu Crying?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:47 pm

Why is Zsu Zsu crying?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:58 pm

Cheap lead-based mascara made in China?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:03 pm

Feelth bit her clit.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:12 pm

joe hasn't been working in awhile. i dont know why. he was pretty funny and ...............

Oh wait. It's "Zsu Zsu" not "Isuzu".

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:37 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Feelth bit her clit.

Yikes! LOL! And after all those months she sent him to ferret obedience school!

help · Post by **help** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:00 pm

Does she finally understand that she is of French descent?
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How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows, it has never been tried.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:55 am

because she has not met the wonderful people at camp Mary KKKay who could gift her eyelash thickener that DOES NOT RUN!

Z Spy · Post by **Z Spy** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:22 pm

Sir Paul McCartney has already taken another lover ..........

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:42 pm

He's such a carnivore.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:14 am

she is crying from peeling onions, in the kitchen where she belongs..

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:44 am

Becuase, you see those are croc tears, in a silly attempt to get yet more attention, once she has you, then she will tear out your heart and eat it for a late night ape'tizer!

...she is Zsu Zsu...and she can do no wrong in the eyes of her admirer's.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:18 am

Someone gave her soap for Christmas?

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:37 pm

Taxes are coming up?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:43 pm

Zsu Zsu! I bought you a $100 "Geeft Card"!

"What am I supposed to do weeth eet? Buy one shoe?"

New pics and a fresh update on Zsu Zsu's Progress blog at
http://www.mutantvehicle.com/zsu_zsu_progress.htm

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:10 pm

Geeft cards are a scam!! almost a billion in prepaid gift cards from Christmas 2007 have not been used (they were lost or forgotten about)

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:04 am

That's great! If time and money were no object, I would love to build a "Geeft Me Card Redemption Center" into the art installation. Load them up with fake euros, and let people spend them on different insults for Zsu Zsu. Oh what the hell-- it's Burning Man! Her insults should be free, damn it!

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:08 pm

Oh Zsu Zsu, poor sad Zsu Zsu.

Has your heart been broken so deep that the love you receive falls into a bottomless pit of despair?

Has all the wine turned to vinegar?

Has the milk of human kindness so soured that you cannot enjoy the fine cheese that it has created?

Have your tears diluted and distorted the splendor that is Zsu Zsu?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:58 pm

Would a gift make the tears go away?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:49 pm

Isn't Alpin an Austrian or German or Swiss chocolate? You've got to give her french bonbons.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:11 pm

Why is Hillary crying?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:05 pm

My chocolate is not good enough for you Zsu Zsu?

For some one as beautiful as you.
Standing like a flawless gazelle next to your trailer.
Passer-byers so taken by your beauty that they diverted there eyes?

I saw you on the playa,
your perfect body.
covered in a playa tan.

Am I making you cry Zsu Zsu?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:41 pm

Zsu Zsu, seeing that she has snared another suitor, spins her web of manipulation...

"Eet's... eet's just so hard sometimes..."
*snif* "Nobody understands that I cannot do evertheeng. Your chocolates are acceptable but...
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f only there were someone to take my ferret, Feelth, to the Astral Headwash for his cut and color...:[/quote]

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:11 am

Oh Zsu Zsu
I tried to play it cool but I canâ€™t
You haunt my mind like a drug,
A nagging pain inside when I am not with you.
I dream of inhaling every inch of your perfect beautiful body.
You laid at my feet napping so soundly,
You seemed so peaceful then Zsu Zsu,
In your frilly panties like out of a dream,
You said no more than two words.
But I canâ€™t get you out of my mind
My beautiful Zsu Zsu,
I hate you for making me love you
But alas I cannot stay with you,
I must leave you this time for ever.
You are like a drug that burns in front of my face and causes me to cry.
For as I do love you Zsu Zsu
There is work far more important to be done right now.

As for Feelth, I will take him to the Headwash for you.

----SNARK ATTACK----

And a FYI, please donâ€™t get any more pets you donâ€™t want to take care of. This is not far to Feelth

SNARK! SNARK! SNARK! HARRUMPH!

----END SNARK ATTACK---

[Takes the ferret from Zsu Zsu and brings it to the Headwash.]

You know Feelth, I think this will be nice, I never had anyone wash my hair before.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:31 pm

erri2000 wrote: I hate you for making me love you

Man, you sooooo "get" her.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:48 am

I have been thinking about you all day Zsu Zsu
So much so I had forgot about feelth.
You have filled my thoughts and confused my with your beauty.

Looks what happened to Feelth's hair?

I feel horrible that I am left feelth behide after I said I would watch after him. I did pick up this fancy USA is A.O.K scarf for him though to make up for it. I think he looks cool.

Hey can feelth hang with me for awhile?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:18 am

You better tell her that's a Tricolor scarf. She's so Francocentric.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:31 am

Zsu Zsu has a problem with things sharing the same space?

But isn't a single color so limiting.

Or should there be more colors?

And it is only color.

Zsu Zsu is this true?

What is you favorite color Zsu Zsu my love?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:37 am

"My favorite color? Peh! Perhaps the milky brown of my own bile after eating your cheap imitation chocolates!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:16 am

I on the other hand would kill for genuine chocolate from the alpy area of /Europe.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:22 am

Fishy - I'll bring some to the playa for you - I'll be in Paris in April and hope to make a couple of quick trips to the Alps.

As for Zsu Zsu - shall I bring a small bottle of the offal floating on the Seine for her to dab between her (whatever)?