Donna Matrix's Bible Trivia Question O' the Day !!!

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:31 am

my answer is b and d - although they are both paraphrased.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:18 pm

Allright !!! Everyone got this one !!!

Give each other a pat on the back !!!

Suckers for everyone, Praise Jesus !!!

Woah,woah, woah .. hold on a second.........

Donna Answered B and D....

Are you that lady that we caught cheating at bingo last week ?

Must I remind you that it is a privelage to be a Christian, and it
is about time you started acting like one.

Take That !!!

The only correct answer was B and yeah, it is paraphrased.
How else am I to befuddle a cheater in our midst ?

Here is Jesus' take on Peace...

"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." (Matthew 10:34)
"I am come to send fire on the earth; and what will I, if it be already kindled? But I have a baptism to be baptized with;
and how am I straitened till it be accomplished!
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth?
I tell you, Nay; but rather division." (Luke 12:49-51)

These words, by the way, come immediately after Jesus talked about beating slaves.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:22 pm

Nine hours later, daytime hours. I think the thread is dead.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:01 am

Now Fishy, you're just being spitefull because of the handicapped question a few pages back.

Well , Donna's not here, that's the problem.

What should the next question be about ?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:25 am

Food is good. Or maybe there are sheep questions. David's sex life. Something from Revalations? Essay question compare and contrast the two creations? Wacky profesies?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:47 am

I've been trying to keep it the realm of Jesus, just for Donna' sake.
After all, it is her thread. Praise Jesus Almighty.
But nutrition you say ? .........Hmmm. Dona did say she has a degree in nutrition or she's a nutritionist.
(or did she say she's a Chritstionist ?)

ok then.........................here we go.........

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God made sinners eat and drink some pretty nasty stuff (feces in thier bread, washed down with urine), and he also told them to be cannibals.

When it came to eating thier own children, which ones were they supposed to eat ?

A. This question is a bunch of BS. God forbids all cannibalism, let alone cannibalism involving children.
B. Their sons but not their daughters.
C. Their daughters but not their sons.
D. Their sons, daughters and even newborn infants

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:04 am

Thread death..uh?

No way

I am picking A. Lot of other kings and such did such vile things, but not God. Unless one twists the verse to mean somthing else.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:20 am

I would never twist a verse to mean something else, that is the job of a priest. I am merely a nun.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:30 am

Dicky - you always make me laugh...

You have a gift..... (from who you might ask.......)

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:35 am

Excuse me Sister OneEyedDick

I feel I have graduated your class and am moving on to learn about other religions. Thank you so much for the chance to argue my point and still be respected.

And if I ever have a question I will make sure to ask. Thank you for helping me understand something I didn't

And to Donna Matrix I say purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. You scratched me just right. Almost a little to hard, but just almost.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:43 am

erri - it was nice discussing things with you..

no hard feelings on my end...

maybe a playa bump into won't be so bad, uh?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:12 am

I suggest that you both meet on common ground, and when I say on common ground, I of couse mean The B(.)(.)BY BAR.
I can't wait to give Donna a proper babtismal, and Mousey Mouse has mutliple hosings headed his way. Praise Jesus !!!

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:32 am

oh... the booby bar it is....

Now, if I only had an address... hehehehe

Then maybe I could find it... *see other Donna Matrix thread on Black Rock Address System*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:51 am

Donna just look in the 3:00 plaza for BOOBIES....this year they should be big enough to see from the center (of the) plaza..

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:51 am

It will be pretty much the same place as last year probably.
Just a couple tosses of the Bible from 3:00 plaza. Amen.
Please feel free to bring by your super-soaker filled with holy water.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:55 am

Yes, when we put in the theme camp questionair, I plan on asking for the same addy!
Was nice area I thought!

~~~~thread drift~~~~~~

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:58 am

Bring it back , Pinemom. Take a guess at the current open trivia question.........

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:05 am

Donna Matrix wrote:erri - it was nice discussing things with you..
no hard feelings on my end...
maybe a playa bump into won't be so bad, uh?

I don't think I will have a choice.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:36 am

Hey, I got a question.

Was Jesus gay?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:47 am

...nope. Only mildly pleased.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:57 am

Anything is possible within the context of the almighty 1611 KJV. Praise Jesus !!

Can you phase the question in the form of multiple choice ?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:59 am

Was Jesus gay?

1. Yes
2. No
3. Maybe

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:00 pm

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:01 pm

How about option 4?:
4) There is nothing in the Bible to state either way.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:13 pm

5) Narcisist

"I am the way, the truth, the light...etc..."Son of God"
Pretty big ego there fella...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:16 pm

After all, he did wear sandals !!!

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Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:16 pm

Well He did like to laugh a lot. but that is the other (original) meaning of the word.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:25 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:God made sinners eat and drink some pretty nasty stuff (feces in thier bread, washed down with urine), and he also told them to be cannibals.

When it came to eating thier own children, which ones were they supposed to eat ?

A. This question is a bunch of BS. God forbids all cannibalism, let alone cannibalism involving children.
B. Their sons but not their daughters.
C. Their daughters but not their sons.
D. Their sons, daughters and even newborn infants

I will say A=False
Because the Bible loved their sons,

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:00 pm

It must be D ..... Oh, geez, that answer looks like a smily face.... eeewwwh..

I remember something about... "let there be no sinners among us"

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:39 pm

DVD Burner wrote:Was Jesus gay?

1. Yes
2. No
3. Maybe

Unless you had sex with him you really can't answer this question can you?

Although it seems that modren belief wants you to beleive that he only hung out with guys and never married. So that is very supicious to me. So since we will never know maybe we could find the second best thing, Zombie Jesus, who is forcced to walk the earth for eturnity, and ask him.

So this brings up the whole new question.

Who Would Zombi Jesus Do? or wwzjd

Also who cares how or who he loved, why would it for that matter to anyone anyway?

And this brings up another queston?

Does DVD Burner secretly have the hots for Jesus?

A. DVD really wants to "recieve" him, you know what I mean.
B. Jesus was into freaky stuff, hence why he dated a prostitute.
C. I am pulling it, just thinking about how hot Jesus's sex life was.
D. WTF kind of stupid intrusive question was that!
E. SNARK! SNARK! SNARK! Harummph!

FYI Sarcasm is making a come back in 2008

2008 is gonna ROCK!