Ya'll fucking rock! thanks for the support.
I "Did" have funny feely's about this job, Dick, that was the wierdest part, I thought it was fucking strange and interesting why they would bring in someone who's last 15 fucking yrs in food n bev was front house. I havent run a fucken kitchen in that long?!
I hadnt even finished filling out all the w-4 and 52 sheets of BS they gave me cause something didnt feel fuckin right.
The guy actually asked me why I contacted them for the job then?
I said "Pardon?" You called me! They got my resume off of career builder.
I think thats why, he was pissed, he thought he was gonna get someone with actual experience for cheap, fuck him. hell I was making more then $9. an hr BACK THEN, fuckin' 15 yrs ago! hahahaaaaa
Fuck him!
Fuck!
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Well if he wants fucking cheap help he will get fucking CHEAP help. And regret it if he is not fucking stupid. which he probably is. What was the name of that restaraunt? sounds like a place I fucking do not want to go.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .
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Good question BB, Yes whats the name of this fine eatery???Box Burner wrote:Well if he wants fucking cheap help he will get fucking CHEAP help. And regret it if he is not fucking stupid. which he probably is. What was the name of that restaraunt? sounds like a place I fucking do not want to go.
I was Born OK the 1st Time....
Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg
Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg
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Dear Countrywide:
Attn: "The Dream Department"
Please go fuck yourselves. Your foot dragging was so bad, it caused the people wanting to buy my house to back out. Thanks for trying to fuck me over..but remember, he who laughs last laughs best. Fuck you!
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Dear Realty Professionals:
Thank you for redefining the words: Unethical, unprofessional, and backstabbing motherfuckers.
Fuck you!
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Dear Citizens Auto Finance:
Thank you for violating the FCRA, 2 other federal laws, and 4 state laws. Thank you for fucking violating the terms of your contract. Tell your fucking bounty hunter to come get the fucking truck. And yes, you can bet the farm that your ass will be called to federal court. Guaran-fucking-teed. FUCK YOU!
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Dear Nissan USA:
Please recall your fucking X-Terras...fuel gauges, emissions controls, suspension...there's so many fuckups it's not even funny. I don't know who your PR people had to suck off to get that coveted truck of the year award but considering the piece of fucking shit that truck is, someone must have swallowed.
Fuck you!
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Dear Keller Williams:
Thanks for having the best fucking real estate agents in the country. Your services and support are the absolute fucking best.
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And last but not least...I may be losing my fucking ass...but they can't take away your fucking birthday or what's inside your head. Fuck 'em. I'll be back on my feet in short order with no fucking shortcuts. It's all good!
Attn: "The Dream Department"
Please go fuck yourselves. Your foot dragging was so bad, it caused the people wanting to buy my house to back out. Thanks for trying to fuck me over..but remember, he who laughs last laughs best. Fuck you!
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Dear Realty Professionals:
Thank you for redefining the words: Unethical, unprofessional, and backstabbing motherfuckers.
Fuck you!
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Dear Citizens Auto Finance:
Thank you for violating the FCRA, 2 other federal laws, and 4 state laws. Thank you for fucking violating the terms of your contract. Tell your fucking bounty hunter to come get the fucking truck. And yes, you can bet the farm that your ass will be called to federal court. Guaran-fucking-teed. FUCK YOU!
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Dear Nissan USA:
Please recall your fucking X-Terras...fuel gauges, emissions controls, suspension...there's so many fuckups it's not even funny. I don't know who your PR people had to suck off to get that coveted truck of the year award but considering the piece of fucking shit that truck is, someone must have swallowed.
Fuck you!
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Dear Keller Williams:
Thanks for having the best fucking real estate agents in the country. Your services and support are the absolute fucking best.
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And last but not least...I may be losing my fucking ass...but they can't take away your fucking birthday or what's inside your head. Fuck 'em. I'll be back on my feet in short order with no fucking shortcuts. It's all good!
Kinetic V
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I bring order to chaos. And I bring chaos to those who deserve it, wherever that may be.
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Kinetik V
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It might as well be pronounced like that for all the fucking good it doesn't do ya.theCryptofishist wrote:Do they pronounce that Fuckra?Kinetic V wrote: Thank you for violating the FCRA, 2 other federal laws,
Kinetic V
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Kinetik V
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The original post was a way to vent as last night I told the realtor I couldn't extend the listing and to pull my house off the MLS. I practically had the damn thing sold and I could have walked away with minimal fuss while someone else got to step into a great house. But no...Countrywide had to fuck it up. I was trying to do the right thing and not let the fucker go into foreclosure. If the house goes into foreclosure it's a major hit to your credit report and it costs the lender $20K in legal fees and costs before it's done...and that's per Countrywide themselves. So you would think they would have an incentive to move things along. Not!pinemom wrote:Fuck K4....That fucking sucks ass!
But you have a wonderful attitude about it!
Sick em!
It all sucks donkey balls and I had my couple of days of sitting here all depressed. But really...is it worth worrying myself sick over? When I changed my attitude it seemed to change other things...I saw options I never noticed before. Heck, I can sit and laugh at the fact that I have a real, honest to fucking DOG old west style bounty hunter looking for me to come repo my truck! The worst thing I've done was get busted for excessive speeding when I was a kid and then my grandpa talked the sheriff into not putting me in the clink. So to have a bounty hunter tracking me? It's kinda weird.
In any event I'm not alone in losing my stuff. Maybe sharing some of the story will help people to know they're not alone. One other thing...if anyone else is in similar straits, I hihgly recommend they get to a bookstore and pick up NOLO's book on handling money trouble. Tiara way back when receommended NOLO to me for something and I didn't forget it...now their book has really been a godsend.
Anyway enough lengthy fucking posts. Sometimes ya just gotta vent. Let's move on.
Kinetic V
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Well, I could be fucked for going to Burning Man, after all. 
It seems that the University of Wisconsin has student Move In at the same time-- that is the week around Labor Day-- and doesn't want Housing staff taking time off then. I haven't officially put in for the time off yet, and so haven't been officially denied, so there is still some hope, but at this time it doesn't look promising. How annoying! 
It seems that the University of Wisconsin has student Move In at the same time-- that is the week around Labor Day-- and doesn't want Housing staff taking time off then. I haven't officially put in for the time off yet, and so haven't been officially denied, so there is still some hope, but at this time it doesn't look promising. How annoying! "Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
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OH FUCK !!!
That just got me thinking.......I am probably gonna post on this thread sometime in the future when I am shitfaced.
Just in case I forget to say Fuck then I will just say Fuck now.
FUCK !!!
(where the Fuck did erri2000 go ?)
oh crap....now I hafta bookmark this so that I can remember where I stuck my Fuck
That just got me thinking.......I am probably gonna post on this thread sometime in the future when I am shitfaced.
Just in case I forget to say Fuck then I will just say Fuck now.
FUCK !!!
(where the Fuck did erri2000 go ?)
oh crap....now I hafta bookmark this so that I can remember where I stuck my Fuck
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Fuck !!
You are right Moderator M.
Who the Fuck am I to try to predict the future ?
It's fucking impossible.
Like my new avatar ?
His name is Larry, Whatta ya' Fuckin' think about that ?
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You are right Moderator M.
Who the Fuck am I to try to predict the future ?
It's fucking impossible.
Like my new avatar ?
His name is Larry, Whatta ya' Fuckin' think about that ?
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We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
Well, the vodka I have been drinking is making typing coherently hard..., er, fucking hard, uhm, something like that.
I will wait and put in a request for the time off next week, and see if I get an official rejection or not. (If it gets rejected, I might try to figure a way around it, or some such thing. Of course, if the fucking gas prices keep going up, I might have other problems! )
(Hmm. I could try moving up my WVO plans, though, with regards to gas prices.)
O.k., the vodka is making it too hard to concentrate! Have a fucking good night, everyone of you fuckers! (hic!)
I will wait and put in a request for the time off next week, and see if I get an official rejection or not. (If it gets rejected, I might try to figure a way around it, or some such thing. Of course, if the fucking gas prices keep going up, I might have other problems!
)(Hmm. I could try moving up my WVO plans, though, with regards to gas prices.)
O.k., the vodka is making it too hard to concentrate! Have a fucking good night, everyone of you fuckers! (hic!)
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
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Fuck Bas. Typing while fucking shitfaced is easy.
1 - sit up as straight as you can. Pull your chair forward as far as you can. Lean back into the chair if you are having trouble sitting up straight. If you fall on the floor you need to get a fucking chair that has a back on it.
2 - place the keyboard directly in front of you. If keyboard falls on the floor then you need to turn so that you are facing the computer. repeat steps 1 and 2.
3 - hold up one finger on the right or left hand . While recent studies have shown that the index finger is the most accurate you may use any finger that you can hold up. Please note that the middle finger, when isolated in this way has a tendency to always point up, causing you to strike the keyboard with the back of the the hand, resulting in the striking of more than one key.
4 - closing on eye, carefully line up your finger with the desired key. watch closely as the key weaves in and out of line with your finger. You may need to use your other hand to slow down the weaving action. When you finger lines up with the key quickly jab at it 3 times.
5 - now look at the screen. If you cannot see the letter you were trying to type, turn on the monitor. If you still cannot see it then turn on your computer. If you do not see the letter you typed among the letters on the screen then repeat step 4 doubling the number of jabs you take at the keyboard each time, until you see the letter you were trying to type appear on screen.
6 - you have just typed the first letter of your document. You may have a drink to celebrate.
7 - repeat steps 1 through 7 for each successive letter of your document or online message until it is completed.
See? I told you it was fucking easy!
6 - you have now typed
1 - sit up as straight as you can. Pull your chair forward as far as you can. Lean back into the chair if you are having trouble sitting up straight. If you fall on the floor you need to get a fucking chair that has a back on it.
2 - place the keyboard directly in front of you. If keyboard falls on the floor then you need to turn so that you are facing the computer. repeat steps 1 and 2.
3 - hold up one finger on the right or left hand . While recent studies have shown that the index finger is the most accurate you may use any finger that you can hold up. Please note that the middle finger, when isolated in this way has a tendency to always point up, causing you to strike the keyboard with the back of the the hand, resulting in the striking of more than one key.
4 - closing on eye, carefully line up your finger with the desired key. watch closely as the key weaves in and out of line with your finger. You may need to use your other hand to slow down the weaving action. When you finger lines up with the key quickly jab at it 3 times.
5 - now look at the screen. If you cannot see the letter you were trying to type, turn on the monitor. If you still cannot see it then turn on your computer. If you do not see the letter you typed among the letters on the screen then repeat step 4 doubling the number of jabs you take at the keyboard each time, until you see the letter you were trying to type appear on screen.
6 - you have just typed the first letter of your document. You may have a drink to celebrate.
7 - repeat steps 1 through 7 for each successive letter of your document or online message until it is completed.
See? I told you it was fucking easy!
6 - you have now typed
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .
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You're fucking right, I'm fucking right. The M is always fucking right even when she is completely fucking wrong.oneeyeddick wrote:Fuck !!
You are right Moderator M.
Who the Fuck am I to try to predict the future ?
It's fucking impossible.
Like my new avatar ?
His name is Larry, Whatta ya' Fuckin' think about that ?
Your new avatar looks like a fucking Bucky. I should know I have three of the fuckers in my front room now. And do you mean My-fucking-Larry or Fucking Larry H? Yeah Mylarry is a tad thin. Nice fucking beard.
Fuck you, I love you.
Oh, and fuck.
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Fucking A !!!!
Definately not THE Larry, as I don't have a Stetson Hat to complete the look.
I also have a collection of skullingtons, well, mostly just skulls.
17 years of fucking colleting.
Fucking thousands of em'.
They need there own fucking U-Haul when I move to Reno in a few months.
I don't have any of the brand/type that you have though.....Fuck.
and I Fucking love you too !!!
Definately not THE Larry, as I don't have a Stetson Hat to complete the look.
I also have a collection of skullingtons, well, mostly just skulls.
17 years of fucking colleting.
Fucking thousands of em'.
They need there own fucking U-Haul when I move to Reno in a few months.
I don't have any of the brand/type that you have though.....Fuck.
and I Fucking love you too !!!
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I'll have to try those instructions some time soon, BoxB! Not now, though, since I have to go to work too soon, and I don't think that they would like me showing up drunk. (Which kind of sucks-- I think doing the drunken custodian stereotype would be fun!)
Oh, and to oneeyeddick, you are getting fucking close to being a goth! You'd better watch out! You'd better not cry! You'd better not pout...
Uhm, that would make Santa Claus the Anti-Goth... 
Not now, though, since I have to go to work too soon, and I don't think that they would like me showing up drunk. (Which kind of sucks-- I think doing the drunken custodian stereotype would be fun!)Oh, and to oneeyeddick, you are getting fucking close to being a goth! You'd better watch out! You'd better not cry! You'd better not pout...
Uhm, that would make Santa Claus the Anti-Goth... "Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
FUCK! What a night! Who knew urinals could put out so much water?!? And if LeRoy from third shift is right, we might be in trouble for telling the Korean co-ed that we couldn't move her stuff from one dorm room to another. And those were just two of the calls...! AAAARRRRRGH! And on top of that, it is still fucking cold!
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch