Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me!!

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:47 pm

what are my dreams and how could they come true in BRC. Without you my dreams are empty. I wish to hold you and love you and spank your ass with bacon. (the new health food)

I dream of blowing my air horn while burning my flag as the sun rises over the mountains to the east. I dream about congratulating law enforcement for their cool, cool costumes, fucking cool costume, no faux fir instead real leather and fucking guns..

I dream about leaving my bike without locking it

I dream of your lips, your eyes, your fantastic energy

I dream that NEXT YEAR WILL BE BETTER THEN LAST YEAR

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:56 pm

Nice dream -

It would be cool to see BLM LE's dressed up like the village people cop or like this guy:

Stagger · Post by **Stagger** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:20 am

Actually, if you gift them some things, they WILL wear them. I made up special buttons just for LEO's one year and passed them out. Later I saw them wandering through Center Camp with them on.

Perhaps, if you designed something that would go with the uniform.. like a sash or something.. we could decorate our LEO's and make them more a part of the whole radically inclusive scene.

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:43 am

Pershing county sheriffs gave us a couple of "fake' tattoo's" (rub on), It was the county sheriffs emblem...so cool. We had "pulled" the officer over to give him a gift and he gave one back. We also met a BLM officer sitting on his quad watching the entry gate, who showed us his id card for the Naughty BLM Ranger Camp...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:33 am

as seen spraypainted on the giant cube in front of astor place....

"we are not watching you, we are now participating"

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:33 am

i KNEW IT! i KNEW IT!.....clowns are fucking EVIL!!!!!!

LONDON (Reuters) - Bad news for Coco and Blinko -- children don't like clowns and even older kids are scared of them.

The news that will no doubt have clowns shedding tears was revealed in a poll of youngsters by researchers from the University of Sheffield who were examining how to improve the decor of hospital children's wards.

The study, reported in the Nursing Standard magazine, found all the 250 patients aged between four and 16 they quizzed disliked the use of clowns, with even the older ones finding them scary.

"As adults we make assumptions about what works for children," said Penny Curtis, a senior lecturer in research at the university.

"We found that clowns are universally disliked by children. Some found them quite frightening and unknowable."

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:38 am

The clowns were let go 3 years ago from Circus circus in reno.

never to return again.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:42 am

Free range clowns?

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:34 pm

AntiM wrote:Free range clowns?

Harder then fuck to train even though you can fit 200 of 'em into a volkswagon bug.....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:18 pm

have you tried shock collars?

clowns dont fall under normal jurisdiction, feel free to hurt them.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:02 am

warning........this is SO wrong.

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:37 pm

Mutaytor in the city end of this month. (eat your heart out east coast)

"Pirates vs Klowns" on Leap Day with The Mutaytor, Uberzone, Bassbin Twins, Cirque Berzerk

http://mutaytor.com/

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:40 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:have you tried shock collars?......

Yeah we got the Electric Fencing for Dogs and I tried it and it fucking hurts.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:32 pm

pirates win every time.....

i mean, after all, they're only a bunch of clowns...

on a tangent, because my pain medicine finally has kicked in and my abcess (sp?) in my tooth is no longer blinding me with insane mind numbing throbbing pain, and i can think clearly.....sort of....

what was i saying...oh....has anyone ever done a clown portapottie on the playa? cut a hole, or a flap, get 20 clowns and just have them keep rolling around the back and out..... you get the picture...

i'd gift to see that....

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:05 pm

my children hate clowns! I think my 19 year old (oldest) hates them the most. he won't even talk about them!

clown!!!!

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:33 pm

bad clown experience ?

I used to think Ronald McDonald was cool, now he kind of looks pervish to me.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:34 pm

This should seal the deal for you:

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:28 pm

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twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:49 pm

no, he just thinks they're creepy and evil.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:01 am

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:47 am

Well put Simon.

Remark · Post by **Remark** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:46 pm

Coworker walks up to me and says "Hey, you know whats funny?"

I, ever being the smart ass, say "Yes, clowns....ON FIRE!"

He never did finish what he was going to say.

Admit it, clowns on fire would make you laugh.

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:58 pm

Remark wrote:Coworker walks up to me and says "Hey, you know whats funny?"

I, ever being the smart ass, say "Yes, clowns....ON FIRE!"

He never did finish what he was going to say.

Admit it, clowns on fire would make you laugh.

Sure, clowns on fire would be funny, if you work in a circus!!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:11 am

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:15 am

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:02 pm

I didn't see this before but it was just pointed out to me that below it is Penny who is the person in question.. could that be Pennywise??? ooooh scarry..

Simon of the Playa wrote:i KNEW IT! i KNEW IT!.....clowns are fucking EVIL!!!!!!

LONDON (Reuters) - Bad news for Coco and Blinko -- children don't like clowns and even older kids are scared of them.

The news that will no doubt have clowns shedding tears was revealed in a poll of youngsters by researchers from the University of Sheffield who were examining how to improve the decor of hospital children's wards.

The study, reported in the Nursing Standard magazine, found all the 250 patients aged between four and 16 they quizzed disliked the use of clowns, with even the older ones finding them scary.

"As adults we make assumptions about what works for children," said Penny Curtis, a senior lecturer in research at the university.

"We found that clowns are universally disliked by children. Some found them quite frightening and unknowable."

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:00 am

maybe penny is a santa, and just doing her duty to spread the word about the face painting evil bastards.

Vampira · Post by **Vampira** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:39 pm

clowns are very scary.
I could barely look at this damn picture to post it.

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 08, 2008 6:58 am

Intubater69 · Post by **Intubater69** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:23 am

hmmm, is Ronald a coke-head or has he just been taste-testing waayyy too much of their new coffee?

Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me!!

Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me!!

LEO's in costume...