Take It To Zsu Zsu

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:02 am

Don't turn your back on those sneaky Belgians though...Next thing you know, WHAM! They're building Waffles throughout Europe! Down in front, Peegs!

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:42 pm

I would love to see a return of the waffle - one of my favorite spots 2006

BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:35 am

"I cannot stand you, you fucking hippie scum.

I would love to choke you to death by shoving your fetid sandals down your throat, you rank douchebags."

Oh Zsu Zsu, there you are, sorry for the noise my love, I was just keeping the feelth at a safe diztance.

I have come to massage your perfect feet my kitten.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:40 pm

"Very well. If you must.

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu"

BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:56 am

Ello Babee....

Zis tempestuos one
she is overcome with her emotions by seeing me again.

Of course I love you Zsu Zsu, every living theeng with a beating heart in its breast loves you, but none as deeply as I.

As I massage your perfectly proportioned feet, it es ever more apparent why you are zee perfect woman. Ahhh such powder perfect skin, structure and form.
To be here in zis trailair with you.... it is as if I have been trainzported to Eden.

Ohhh le chagrin d'amour.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:50 pm

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:52 pm

This is why Zsu Zsu' crying.....

ricochet · Post by **ricochet** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:50 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:We're starting to train the voice recognition software that will make Zsu Zsu interact with you on the playa. So tell me, if you walked up to a heart shaped trailer with a supposed drama queen locked inside and a sign pointing at a baguette of bread (microphone) that said "Talk to Zsu Zsu", what would you say to her?

If you offer us your brief comments and quotes here, she may have a response ready for you at Burning Man 2008 when you say it in person.

Zsu Zsu has stopped crying without telling you why and will listen as long as you do not bore her.

Uh... ma'am? We have your lab results here. Ma'am?

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:55 pm

I'm going up to her heart shaped trailer,pull out my PR-24 Nightstick break in the door and yell Panty Raid.Lothos

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:40 pm

Oh Lothos! Ooh la la!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:47 pm

Laughing my panties off!

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:16 pm

Or maybe a Flashbang grenade through a window,followed by a little CS(Tear Gas),then a Taser shot,put a hood over her head,she'll wake up on Deep Playa,with a headache thinking "What the was that".Lothos

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:47 pm

Zsu Zsu does not need tear gas, for it would suggest there is a reason she cries in the night. I sure do like your Paul Adis commando action hero ideas!

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:41 pm

My alternate plan....Give her 2 drinks,1 qualude,1 roofie...take her out to deep playa(so no one can hear her cry or yell),have my way with her,then take her out the man,tie her to the man then I use a paintball gun on her(of course she'll have a hood,so I can't be picked out of a line up).Lothos

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:32 am

Something tells me you are going to attend the Zsu Zsu Burn event prior to the Temple Burn.

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:03 pm

Of course I'm going to attend the burn,but i will have my way with her,after all I am Lothos(The Desertswine,Desertpig),unless I can find a suitable lovely ladie to replace her.But Zsu Zsu must remember I still have 223 days to think of something else.Lothos

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:12 pm

if I wear panties, can I go with you on your raid, Lothos?

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:42 pm

Box if you want to wear panties...what kind,color,style ? Before I have my way Zsu Zsu,she will have to pose...well let's say...? If all of my tactics and wooing don't work,well I'll pull the caveman method on her.Lothos

BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:56 pm

Zsu Zsu....
my golden violet,
pay no attention to the attention you zeem to be reezeeving from the general direction of the peegs associated with feelth's nightly doings.
it eez only the stench that wafts from deep within the bowels of our most recent incarnation.
Love......
True love, such as ours...
that which spans the infinite,
makes every day better than the next.
and so my sweet,
keep zee trailair locked tight
and when you know it is me
tapping gently upon your window sill...
your lucious golden orbs
I dream you will,
protrude, that I may worship with my gentle kiss.
yours forever and always,
BN

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:58 am

Join the Zsu Zsu tribe at http://tribes.tribe.net/zsu_zsu and invite your friends to support a silly and serious art installation. Together, we'll bring the worst crybaby drama queen ever to Burning Man 2008! Check her out at the project website: www.MutantVehicle.com/zsu_zsu.htm .

Painting by Killbuck

At this event we can get together online all at once and...

* Talk to Zsu Zsu online and on Skype. Kiss her ass and pay her compliments
* Official release of "The Zsu Zsu Song" with free mp3 download
* Play the Zsu Zsu drinking game
* Meet the crew and get to know the artists
* Support the art installation with a Paypal donation (billed to a credit card)
* Order Zsu Zsu swag with proceeds going to the project

Zsu Zsu says:

"What is all of theez noise and bother about ze stupeed art for Burneeng Man thees year? Some eediots want to throw a party for me? On Valentine's Day? Very well. They will be lucky if I attend, feelthy bare-nares!

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu"

When you finally meet up with your lover, drunk for Valentine's dinner, they will say "I knew it! You've been with HER, haven't you?!".

Free download at www.skype.com, then add Skype username: misterjellyfish and join the party call.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:01 pm

I was shivering by the trash fence with a body want for water and sleep. As I pondered my fate as a playa statistic, Zsu Zsu came to me as though in a mirage. Was I hallucinating? Surely that was an occurrence not a stranger to the desert. As her swaying hips carried her closer, I realized she was seeking me, perhaps to suck away what little life remained in my marrow.

As her lovely face became clearer, I could see a French cigarette perched in her perfectly pouting lips. She cast her gaze down to my kneeling presence, as though I were about to take a communion most sublime. As her hand drew near my balding head, my eyes closed in anticipation of her loving embrace.

"Snath!" The smell of sulfur filled my nostrils as she struck a match upon my sun burned scalp. I inhaled the smoke as she blew it into my weeping face, and she departed like a purposeful zephyr into the desert horizon.

Now I could sleep. Now I could die. Now that I have known the love that is.... Zsu Zsu!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:06 pm

what is the English for "bare=nairs"?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:21 pm

Burners.

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:59 am

Zhu Zhu, pardonez-moi, Je suis Francais aussi. I haf une question pour vous, mebee you know dees answer:

Vhy does it hurt vhen I pee?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:45 pm

The Zsu Zsu party is fully on at this moment at:
http://tribes.tribe.net/zsu_zsu/thread/ ... f3955bb0c6

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:20 am

Thanks all! Over 200 posts in 4 hours! The new Zsu Zsu Song is available for free download now at the project website: www.MutantVehicle.com/zsu_zsu.htm . It is a gift to your for your enjoyment and non-commercial distribution.
Here's the new Zsu Zsu Video:

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:50 am

ZsuZsu!

Ilove you, Fuck Me!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:16 am

No no... fuck me!

Queue · Post by **Queue** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:21 pm

Oh Zsu Zsu I can not stay,
I know you will come to me in my dreams.

You will always make me complete.
My Zsu, my Zsu, My beautiful Zsu Zsu
Cry no more
Becuase I dream of you in the days as well as the nights.

I wait for you with open arms
One full of love
The other with the power to make you proud.

But it is up to you now
You perfect beast
It is up to you to find her/him/youself

You are my Happiness
You are my Joy
You are my Zsu Zsu

I will build you a nest for you to settle
When you return
I will dry your tears
And whisper sweet nothings in your ears

So do not cry
Dry your eyes
You are my Zsu Zsu
Coo Coo Ca Choo

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:48 pm

Thank you, Queue. Your name and lovely poem are a perfect introduction to some delightful news we received recently:

A big squeeling thank you to Burning Man for selecting Zsu Zsu: The Crybaby Drama Queen for grant funding. The crew and I know that they have to make a lot of tough decisions on so many genuinely inspired proposals and we are sincerely grateful.

It warms our hearts to know that Zsu Zsu came to life right here on this very E-Playa chat thread as a result of community brainstorming and interaction-- so this is a win for all of us!

Zsu Zsu, when reached for comment, had this response to their generous contribution:

"What ze fuck am I supposed to do weeth ZAT? Purchase ONE SHOE?!â€

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