Donna Matrix's Bible Trivia Question O' the Day !!!

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:15 am

Yes, it's A. Lot in Sodom when the Angels came to tell them to leave post haste lest they be destroyed. They were also told NOT TO LOOK BACK. But Lot's wife did and she turned into a pillar of salt.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:57 am

theCryptofishist wrote:A. Cause I know this one. I have it written in my elbow in tiny letters.

So now that I've spent an immense amount of time looking for a pic of a fish's elbow and come up with nada, I am just gonna have to let this one slide.
But I'll have you know, Fishy, that Jesus is watching you, even when you are peeing !!!

The question was...

What is most offensive to God?

A-Homosexual conduct with visiting angels.
B-Getting drunk and impregnating your own daughters.
C-Raping both of your virgin daughters.
D-(B and C.) -They are equally horrendous sins and must be stopped at all costs

And the correct answer is..... A

(Homosexual conduct with visiting angels)
"And [the men of the city] called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men [angels] which came in to thee this night?
bring them out unto us, that we may know them. And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after them,
And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you,
and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof. . . .
And when the morning arose, then the angels hastened Lot, saying, Arise, take they wife, and thy two daughters, which are here;
lest thou be consumed in the iniquity of the city" (Genesis 19:5-15).
"And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father . . .
and the younger arose, and lay with him . . .
Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father" (Genesis 19:33-36).

For those who answered, you all got it right, even if you were cheating

Go ahead and grab a lollipop for yourself

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:07 pm

OK, it appers that some people are losing interest in this thread.
Lets see if we can't spice it up with some politicking.

George Bush says all the time that "Democracy is on the March in the Middle East." But in reality, it appears otherwise. Is this because the Lord is trying to make Mr. Bush look like a shameless liar?

A. Probably.- Democracy stands for rule by the people and encourages citizens to think for themselves,
become educated about policy and use their intelligence to determine the fate of their country.
The Lord loathes such nonsense and doesnâ€™t believe the people are capable of governing themselves.
In fact, God has killed those who insisted on self-rule.

B. No.- The Lord is guardedly optimistic about allowing countries full of Koran-quoting Muslims to vote
-- just as long as they use their majority rule to elect Christian governments.
Otherwise, of course, they will have to be annihilated.

C. No. -One of the central tenets of the Salvation is that each man has the right to choose, by exercising his free will, his destiny.
This fundamental precept would apply to each man's civil responsibilities, too.
Therefore, the Lord would be a great proponent of democracy.

D. No. -When God inspired the Greeks to invent democracy (probably as a way of making up for the invention of sodomy),
He then deemed that all men should follow the democratic rule of law because it is fair, and the Lord is always fair.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:12 pm

Baby Bush is of the devil. He is for one-world government. vote Ron Paul.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:24 pm

One has every chance and one has no chance in hell.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:34 pm

We are all fucked. The only question left is how we will be fucked and how long will it last. Fuck it all... or in other words... all of us will be fucked. I am now depressed. Make me laugh!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:07 pm

I thought this was the Bible thread, not the orgy thread......

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:22 pm

your feet follow your head, and your head's inclined with your mind,
did you ever cause to dissapate the redux coils of time refind?

truth is thruth when they followed a sooth, where there's proxy, doxy, and mime

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:54 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:OK, it appers that some people are losing interest in this thread.
Lets see if we can't spice it up with some politicking.

George Bush says all the time that "Democracy is on the March in the Middle East." But in reality, it appears otherwise. Is this because the Lord is trying to make Mr. Bush look like a shameless liar?

A. Probably.- Democracy stands for rule by the people and encourages citizens to think for themselves,
become educated about policy and use their intelligence to determine the fate of their country.
The Lord loathes such nonsense and doesnâ€™t believe the people are capable of governing themselves.
In fact, God has killed those who insisted on self-rule.

B. No.- The Lord is guardedly optimistic about allowing countries full of Koran-quoting Muslims to vote
-- just as long as they use their majority rule to elect Christian governments.
Otherwise, of course, they will have to be annihilated.

C. No. -One of the central tenets of the Salvation is that each man has the right to choose, by exercising his free will, his destiny.
This fundamental precept would apply to each man's civil responsibilities, too.
Therefore, the Lord would be a great proponent of democracy.

D. No. -When God inspired the Greeks to invent democracy (probably as a way of making up for the invention of sodomy),
He then deemed that all men should follow the democratic rule of law because it is fair, and the Lord is always fair.

Why has nobody guessed yet ?

Donna ?

Hellooooooooo..............

If you have read this far, and you actually plan on not answering, you are going STRAIGHT TO HELL !!!

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Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:16 pm

oneeye - I did answer. But none of your answers are right. Bush is a liar. and God doens't care how we govern ourselves (in a civil sense) - he cares about how we treat ourselves and other people.

so there....

Vacations are better for conversation... aie? Working for a living is too time consuming....

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:04 pm

Funny how I can't find an answer in there any anywhere that you are saying you gave.
You know what false witnessing leads to....

Are you trying to beat around the flaming Bush ?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:46 pm

A
A
a

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:06 pm

oneeye... your answers suck. I can't pick from them.. it's... it's... it's like an election where nobody on the ticket is worth a damn...

GIVE ME AN ANSWER I CAN BELIEVE IN....

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:29 pm

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:54 pm

The rules are simple : A,B,C,or D are the answers available.
Take a poke at it................

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:12 am

However good Ron Paul may be he is running on a republican ticket yes? that means that he will be under the thumb of the republicans. If he were really a constitutionalist he would be a member of the Constitutionalist Party and be running on their ticket. No, what I think Ron Paul is is a Professional Politician. Ready to hand us that wooden nickel.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:47 am

i sold Ron Paul meth AND he paid me to let him suck me off....

it's true, i swear.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:48 am

oh, in case anyone's interested, it was a little toothy.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:23 am

okay... I pick ABC&D... there you have my vote....

*waving big signs and jumping up and down*

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:12 am

Donna Matrix wrote:Bush is a liar. and God doesn't care how we govern ourselves (in a civil sense) - he cares about how we treat ourselves and other people.

I am going with Donna's answer, but whatever answer is correct, the "prize" that is offered by the current administration is not a lollipop, it is that Dick 'n Bush made all of us the suckers.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:17 am

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:14 pm

Here is a good question.

What is Adam and Eve and analogy for?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:25 pm

the neolithic revolution

Chief · Post by **Chief** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:18 am

erri2000 wrote:Here is a good question.

What is Adam and Eve and analogy for?

An amoeba.
It splits into two.
Adam and Eve
Then four.
Cain and Able.
Etc.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:48 am

Here is a good question.

What is Adam and Eve and analogy for?

metaphor for every child cast out into the world to work and find their way...

made it socially relatable

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:03 am

Here is a good question.

when you push submit, are you or are they?

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:26 am

A marriage?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:30 am

The answer is an amoeba.

Part to when god kicked Adam and Eve out of heaven to be cold and naked in the real world. What is that an analogy for?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:45 am

in the real world.

care to discern the unreality of the world?

change of the situate requisite real pre and post

and what kick? there was a conversation and a foreboding

Later in time: metestrus.
At a later stage of development: metanephros.
Situated behind: metacarpus.
Change; transformation: metachromatism.
Alternation: metagenesis.
Beyond; transcending; more comprehensive: metapsychology.
At a higher state of development: metazoan.
Having undergone metamorphosis: metamyelocyte.
Derivative or related chemical substance: metaprotein.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:55 am

And I'm sure that Hebrew Mythmakers 1000s of years ago were closely observing amobas. Mine is pretty thin, but still has some possibility of a thread of truth.