Colder then a Witches tit

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:00 am

It's -7 on my porch right now. Close to 2 hours till sunrise, wonder how "low can she go"...

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:46 am

We hit -17.

We let the dogs out for their morning duty walk, and when we let them back in they had frosty whiskers! In six months people will be complaining about the heat!

Colder than a witches tit on Halloween when she has been wearing her brass bra and sleeping on the shady side of an iceburg!!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:24 am

We're not quite sure what the ambient temperature of your average Wiccan's breast would be. Need to take some measurements, across a wide sample of, say. 30 participants. It would help if they sootf in a lnie so it wuold be...

It's cold!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:49 am

No its FRIGGIN COLD!
or should I say friggin FREEZING...yes, I look forward to saying its too damn hot....with a passion!

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:10 am

We just went above 0, but won't make it above freezing today. With the sun out and totally blue sky, it looks like a heat wave, at least before you step outside!

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:20 am

Its really cold in Norway this time too, but what the hell, we got BM tickets and next week we buying planetickets.... just wait for another 30 weeks and we are home again.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:22 pm

Yeah! Firewire!
Can hardly wait !!!!!!!!!!

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:30 pm

pinemom wrote:Yeah! Firewire!
Can hardly wait !!!!!!!!!!

I'll know, meanwhile we can have a tons of fun on eplaya as always waiting for the event.....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:06 pm

Dontcha know it!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
On your marks get set, get so excited ya gotta pee your pants... or dye trying not to as ya hit, submit then run to jots!

Oh Im so f'in mentally&physically ready to go play in the desert! Oh so ready!
Well actually the crazy brain friend burner Ive become, Im usually ready about 2 weeks after we get back to default.
Although this year, I probly would have settled for just taking a shower sleeeping in my bed one night and going back out, beat the hell out of the cleaning that would take place for the next 2 months! Oh yeah, that ....would have been so much nicer!
wayyyyyyyyyyyyy nicer....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:49 pm

Fire Wire wrote:Its really cold in Norway this time too, but what the hell, we got BM tickets and next week we buying planetickets.... just wait for another 30 weeks and we are home again.

[Insert Caribu joke here]

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:45 pm

Colder than a witches tit. Pray tell.... Are you sure?

And just when was the last time you grabbed a witch by the nipple? Hmmmmm?

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:19 am

WOW!!! What a difference a day makes.

That warm front they promised us came in.

It only got to -15 F last night.

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:22 am

Box Burner wrote:Colder than a witches tit. Pray tell.... Are you sure?

And just when was the last time you grabbed a witch by the nipple? Hmmmmm?

BB, are you trying to get someone in trouble? Just answering that question could be a death sentence!

dana · Post by **dana** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:24 pm

Witches tits? Cold?
Not in my recollection!!
Yep, I remember them warm, soft, luscious.......

Warms me up just thinking about it.

Maybe this link will help some of the rest of you.

http://www.terragalleria.com/pacific/ka ... 33366.html

Just made my permit application for the Fall. Yee haw!!

(sorry, I still don't know how to post photos)

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:54 pm

[quote="dana"]Witches tits? Cold?
Not in my recollection!!
Yep, I remember them warm, soft, luscious.......

Warms me up just thinking about it.

Maybe this link will help some of the rest of you.

http://www.terragalleria.com/pacific/ka ... 33366.html

Just made my permit application for the Fall. Yee haw!!

HEY!!
...it was just some stupid 'ol Hawaii pictures!
THAT was misleading. *wagging my finger*

It's been (relatively) mild here in Mittenland...double-digits, even at night. But we had SIXTY-TWO DEGREES the other week. In fact, the worst case of poison ivy that I ever had was contracted during one of the now-traditional Michigan January Thaws. The Robotland Pre-Playa Puttering Complex (a cluster of tarped domes, filled with junk) is currently blanketed in a thick coat of snowy insulation and awaiting a PBR-fueled Weekend Inventing Spree...

Green Wood · Post by **Green Wood** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:18 am

It's been about 10 years since I held a witches tit and it was very warm

AZ

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:54 am

Box Burner wrote:Colder than a witches tit. Pray tell.... Are you sure?

And just when was the last time you grabbed a witch by the nipple? Hmmmmm?

It's been 15-20 years. How time flies.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:57 am

robotland wrote: Maybe this link will help some of the rest of you.

Help me out, which witch is which? The one on the right? She doesn't look Gardnerian....

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:48 am

Does anyopne know if Gerlach is getting its winter precipitation we all love so much for its summer time dust-abating properties?

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:53 am

The Gerlach livecam appears to show snow on the ground/roofs.

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:47 pm

oh yeah, your right. They must have got it working again. I checked it last night around midnight and it looked like it was turned off, everything was black

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:10 pm

Is it black because it was turned off or black because you were checking AT NIGHT?

There was snow on the hills just above Pasadena I was pleased to discover this morning. That means it got down to around 3000'. Impressive considering it was 44 degrees at around 9 am at 2000'.

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:03 pm

mereth wrote:Is it black because it was turned off or black because you were checking AT NIGHT?

Dooohhh!!!

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:50 pm

Fire Wire,

I used to teach English as a Second language, so I'm pretty much a jerky-face. but I gotta tell you there is no such thing as

16.00AM

http://www.campherring.com/BurningMan.a ... anguage=EN

It can be 4:00PM, or 16.00, but it can't be both.

There will be a quiz, Mein Herring.

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:54 pm

I'm sorry, Teo, but I get to laugh at you for that.

Here - have a different kind of cold one:

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:52 am

A scientific explanation for the expression COLDER THAN A WITCHE'S TIT.
elizabeta.blogg.se/images/lifvikingdottermidsommar_skyclad01_1150970121.jpg

Now you know.

*DORK* image tag removed because it was causing login popup *DORK*

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:54 am

blyslv wrote:Fire Wire,

I used to teach English as a Second language, so I'm pretty much a jerky-face. but I gotta tell you there is no such thing as

16.00AM

http://www.campherring.com/BurningMan.a ... anguage=EN

It can be 4:00PM, or 16.00, but it can't be both.

Short wave here starts on AM153 MHZ Shortwave

There will be a quiz, Mein Herring.

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:02 pm

Short wave here starts on AM153 MHZ Shortwave

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:40 pm

It was so cold for this years xmas tree burn that we nicknamed it the Freezer Brrrn. -20 wind chills. We're either HARDCORE or stupid. But we had a good time.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:15 am

Looks like we might get up to FIFTY today...and then down to the teens this evening. Michigan is turning into the Mitten-Holding-A-YoYo State. *sigh* I was hoping to get a peek at a little patch of grass, but it's supposed to snow up to five inches overnight. I'll have to take shelter in the junkdome, where I just uncovered a stack of playafied tarps that I can sniff for kicks.