How Smart are you really?...

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 10:38 pm

Zona wrote:No brains, no effect. Yup, that is me alright.
Guess you will have to find someone else, as I can't keep up very well.
They don't call me "Zona" for fun ya know. Remember, I'm the guy driving around with an anchor in the back of his car, never know when you might need one.

i could use that anchor to slow me down.

like i always say, don't worry about keeping up.

i'll check you out the next time i lap you.

don't feel bad, zona; no one can keep up with me.

more's the pity, cuz it's lonely out here in the front.

besides, i'll take a bag of hammers over some mensa geek any day o the week.

G.W.B. · Post by **G.W.B.** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 1:51 am

I got a 0.

As in zero.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 3:32 am

G.W.B. wrote:I got a 0.

As in zero.

Just when you think it could not sink any lower, then this...

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 5:27 am

Just when you think it could not sink any lower, then this...

I smell socks.

Lots of of stinky, moldy, very old socks.

Oh, and BTW...

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 5:28 am

(PLONK!)

G.W.B. · Post by **G.W.B.** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 3:58 pm

DE FACTO wrote:
G.W.B. wrote:I got a 0.

As in zero.
Just when you think it could not sink any lower, then this...

Fuck oof.

Zona · Post by **Zona** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 4:37 pm

Anchor, brake man, whatever people call it. Never shall I take that job again. I don't belive that it is true...That two people can average to center.
You see the problem is not one of just sign or magnitude, it's also one of phase and frequency.

alice · Post by **alice** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:55 pm

smart guy.

Sanjanaclouds · Post by **Sanjanaclouds** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:28 am

I've taken a bunchof these test in my time and my scores usually range between 115 and 120, This time I got a 119.

It's good to know I'm smart but, not too smart for my own good.

"Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them."
-Walter Kerr

68barracuda · Post by **68barracuda** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 4:54 pm

I'm feeling a little small now.. I'm basking in the glow of so many brainiacs

I got a whole, or is that hole, or hoe

128

I'm crawling back under my rock...

Mike

zanaru · Post by **zanaru** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 8:00 pm

I'm not very good with the "make a profit" problems. But I like the word comparisons.

angrykittie25 · Post by **angrykittie25** » Tue May 25, 2004 11:42 pm

I'm bored so I went through old threads and took this test. I got 136.

Well atleast that took away 12 minutes of boredom.

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Wed May 26, 2004 12:51 am

Aww, I only got through 32 of 50 questions before timing out, 130 is my reward. Back to school!

DangerMouse · Post by **DangerMouse** » Wed May 26, 2004 11:11 am

135.

Funny, I don't feel all that smart...

Then again, I'm not the type to pay someone (Mensa) to tell me how smart I am.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed May 26, 2004 7:59 pm

Sorry folks, but visual dominate tests such as this are inaccurate in about 20% or less of the population because of visual and other neurodisfunctions. Some of the most intellegent people had some sort of visual disfunction like dyslexia such as einstein, Adsel adams, Edison, Robin Williams, DaVinci, Woodrow Wilson, Andy Worhol, Agatha Christi, etc!

So I wouldn't place too alot of faith that this test is a accurate for many of people perhaps you too!

A II Z

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed May 26, 2004 8:02 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Sorry folks, but visual dominate tests such as this are inaccurate in about 20% or less of the population because of visual and other neurodisfunctions. Some of the most intellegent people had some sort of visual disfunction like dyslexia such as einstein, Adsel adams, Edison, Robin Williams, DaVinci, Woodrow Wilson, Andy Worhol, Agatha Christi, etc!

So I wouldn't place too alot of faith that this test is a accurate for many of people perhaps you too!

A II Z

So I wouldn't place too alot of faith IN this test IT ISN'T aN accurate for many of people AND perhaps you too!

aN eDIT bUTTON FOR mY kINGdOM!

a ii z

DangerMouse · Post by **DangerMouse** » Wed May 26, 2004 9:26 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:So I wouldn't place too alot of faith IN this test IT ISN'T aN accurate for many of people AND perhaps you too!

Ummmm, eglish translation please? I left my secret decoder ring at the office I'm afraid.

So does that mean that the test couldn't be accurate for people who don't have some sort of visual cognitive issue?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu May 27, 2004 9:10 am

I believe what he meant to say was:

A II Z thinks he wrote:So I wouldn't place a lot of faith in this test; it isn't an accurate test for many people, possibly including you.

Sorry. It's a good thing I don't have the authority to edit others' posts... I'd be at it all day. I'm a little anal when it comes to proper language usage. Can you tell?

Post by **AntiM** » Thu May 27, 2004 9:43 am

A little anal? really genius?

138, and I just hit random answers on the last ten questions before I timed out. Invalid test, not even good enough for predicting academic performance like most iq tests; IMHO just a tool for testing your ability to take tests, and possibly a dip into one's experience with public education. IQ tests, sheesh.

Eh, I know what my "real" IQ was at age 12, but it didn't help me avoid unemployment and general flakiness as an adult. Spot on concerning GPA, but no one hires you for good grades.

Burning Man: multiple intelligences in action. Your portfolio will be graded on participation, survival preparedness, your art project, gifting abilities, and whether or not you annoyed the other students, er, participants. Points will be deducted for yahoo behavior. Fire spinning may be added for P.E. credits. Sparkle dinosaur tattoos will be awarded in lieu of diplomas.

Anti M

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu May 27, 2004 9:46 am

AntiM is the IQ test I'm talkin about.

Malochango · Post by **Malochango** » Thu May 27, 2004 10:17 am

I'm way smart, and I need validation. gimme that test!

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:02 pm

damn. dead tired, percacet and i suprised myself with a 125.

cool.

http://www.highiqsociety.org/iq_tests/t ... s_pass.php

boy, i'm smrt

doh

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:08 pm

I'm in DENSA.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:38 pm

I'm a little too buzzed and tired to take an IQ test right now, but I'll probably take it tomorrow even though I think those tests are idiotic. I mean, I know I'm not stupid by any means, but I'm not that fucking smart. I am, however, extremely good at taking tests. I've taken several IQ tests and scored between 130 and 178 on all of them except this evil spatial relations IQ test (I don't do spatial relations) that scored me a great big 65. My average IQ seems to be around 150, but I still can't find my way around a town that I've lived in for fifteen years. Sometimes I forget how old I am, sometimes I call someone and when the phone starts ringing I can't remember who I'm calling, and sometimes I can't remember what year it is to save my life. I wet the bed till I was nine, but I learned to read at three. I would love to take a real IQ test sometime just to see what it says. I'm pretty positive it would knock my genius standing down to somewhere around the 'bright' level.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:59 am

you're all a bunch of smart-asses.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:16 am

142.

smart people still do plenty of stupid stuff, i can assure you of that.

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:28 am

107.

Hey, fuck you alright, I've also been up all damn night with Mr. Gravity Bong, and I blew right through the test, finishing with nearly six minutes to spare, a really poor use of alloted time. Had this been an actual test with #2 pencils and all, I would have been able to go back and check my guesses, and I'm certain I would have have done much better. 110 maybe...

Intelligence is a relative concept anyway, and I've always maintained it can't be measured by what you know, it's your capacity for learning that determines how smart you really are, and your ability to adapt to different situations. I'm gonna go color now.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:41 pm

I'm gonna go color now.

now remember, the color stays in the lines, not outside of the lines...

and no, the sky is not blue, it's cobalt...

blue.

no, not that one, periwinkle is for pussies....hey, 1997 called and they want their color scheme back...

yessssssss....

midnight blue.....perfect......

you see, with just a little guidance, ANYONE can color.

please pass me more LSD.

EB · Post by EB » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:35 pm

125

Those patterns were killing me.

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:36 pm

128 but I know I had some lucky guesses. I'm going out to mow the lawn in one of those patterns...hope I don't hit my foot.

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