Bring a hand mirror to Critical Tits

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:27 am

If you are peeved about photographers at Critical Tits, bring a small hand mirror. When you see a photographer who is only focusing on tits, hold the mirror in front of the lens.

This communicates something or other about empowerment, privacy and the Meaning of Life, without destroying stuff.

You might want to buddy up.

Have a fun Burn in '08!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:44 pm

Haven't we been over this before?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:04 pm

Actually that's not a bad idea.

i'm gonna bring one in case someone wants to take a pic of my peck.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:25 pm

I think roman candles would be more effective.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:33 pm

Box Burner wrote:Haven't we been over this before?

Yes.

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:44 pm

How about using body glue to cover your tits in small mirrors?
That would also communicate that (to me at least).
or if you don't "get" it - you get instant disco ball boobs! Bonus!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:29 pm

You ever think of putting on some damn clothes, young lady?!
Oh my god, I've become my father.

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:04 pm

I'm just gonna keep this one on my clipboard. My wife won't ride in CT because of the crappy attitude so many have. But here's what I posted in another thread about people crying about having their picture taken...

"If you don't want your picture taken, stay in your tent. Or at least, look blah and unimaginative. Mutant Vehicles, art and performance all get their pictures taken. If you turn yourself into human art, then someone is going to want to capture that. If your in a parade, people are going to take pictures. The CT Parade has been complaining for people snapping shots of them. Come on, they're riding bikes to make a statement of "Look at me, I'm proud to be woman". Not much different then the premise of a gay pride parade. People take their pictures too. Maybe if the CT parade said, go ahead, take pics, it might actually take the puritanism attitude toward breasts. Many countries in the world could care less about tits on TV, beaches etc. CT should be held somewhere that has no people to "gawk" so all the participants are safe and comfortable. This is an extreme example but isn't too far off from "Hey, look at us, we have our own parade for all to see us in our topless glory. But don't look or document it please".

If people are so worried about getting their picture taken either be a complete asshole about it or better yet...

Carry a squirtgun and get those cameras wet. Then toss some playa dust on them. If everyone fights like this then every photographer will start asking first.

Until then, don't be interesting. Be dull and blah, where a frat shirt. Stay home. Or just be plain butt ugly."

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:31 pm

Hmmmmm... c'mon, tell me how you really feel..
but wouldn't TWO mirrors work better..??

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:48 pm

I will admit that I like the disco boobs idea. Maybe CT should be held at night and we'll all bring spotlights!

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:37 pm

CT is the one of the MOST overrated thing about BM and the biggest draw for the yahoo crowd.

I am sick to death of hearing all the whinging about photographers. If you are camera shy, put on a damn shirt!

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:45 pm

Rat Bastard wrote:I will admit that I like the disco boobs idea. Maybe CT should be held at night and we'll all bring spotlights!

Gives a new meaning to the use of "headlights" as a colloquialism for tits, eh?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:00 pm

This whole "Female Empowerment" thing just makes me shake my head and wonder WTF.

Why don't they just change it to Critical Taints and make it gender neutral ???

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:29 pm

Due to shrinkage Critical Pricks was canceled and all the participants who DID show up, were offered jobs at FoxNEWSCorp(se).

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:49 pm

blyslv wrote:Due to shrinkage Critical Pricks was canceled and all the participants who DID show up, were offered jobs at FoxNEWSCorp(se).

So does this mean I cant show my pee pee?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:50 pm

It just warms the cockles of my heart to know that.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:31 pm

HaHAHAHA.

That's a snooter if I ever heard one !!!!

I am the Moderatoratoror and assumed Mascot/Leader of the Critical Dicks March.
http://tribes.tribe.net/criticaldicks

We did experience some shrinkage last year, but that was due to
the what/Where/when guide being so masterfully crafted.

We don't care if anyone takes our pics, as long as the photographers drop thier drawers first.
This gives us the definitive advantage over Critical Titters , as the same request from CT participants would be a misnomer.
We have always welcomed all genders, and we already have women who have made the switch.
If the Titters are fed up, they should join our ranks.

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:45 pm

Would a large mutant vehicle be allowed for the CD march? Or is it bicycle and foot only?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:05 pm

Yes and NO.
The march starts at Man, then goes down the Esplanade to center camp,
encircling it, then back up to the esplanade and to Man again.
This path makes it improper for vehicles but years ago I did parallel the march as much as I could with my MV and it's cock cannon.
We had a couple of watering stops along the way last year,
but this seemed to slow the momentum down and we will prob only have one stop for fluids this year.
Wanna be the stop for us along the way with your hick-mobile ?
I will help provide if so.
We also need someone to keep an eye on everyones bikes at Man while we march.
Its completely up in the air at this point if and where we will be stopping for drinks.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:42 pm

Every time I read the title of this thread I think, "Why? Did I miss some of the splooge on my boobs?"

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:48 pm

You DID ....and I took a picture of it without asking.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:33 pm

Its like making a statement

that you whisper outloud!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:17 am

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:17 pm

I cant seem to find that font on my computer - I thought it was WingDings - but it isnt.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:27 pm

I don't think it's a font, this poster was made by Kernul Killbuck. (thanks KK)

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:22 am

mdmf007 wrote:I cant seem to find that font on my computer - I thought it was WingDings - but it isnt.

Look under WingDicks.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:50 am

Ugly Dougly wrote: Look under WingDicks.

Sounds like a good nickname for Rush Limbaugh.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:41 pm

I hear that Critical Dick is a short parade.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:39 pm

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:12 am

There are no small parts...

...only small actors.

And I couldn't act my out of a latex bag, so can I just be the official photographer for this event, too?