Forceful Random People Mixing Squad

TheFunkHole · Post by **TheFunkHole** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:09 pm

A vehicle with the ability to to hold an excess group of people rolls into an area populated with BRC Citizens. A random person is taken aboard the vehicle, blindfolded, spanked, and brought to a random camp or place in the playa.

Sometimes chaos must be controlled by force, thus creating more chaos than expected.

Mr. Opportunity · Post by **Mr. Opportunity** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:39 pm

Spank that ASS!
Controlled chaos is always the most exciting.

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:59 am

Try that with me and I'll kill you.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:37 am

A people blender! Great idea!

Liquify me!

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:04 pm

Jew Boy wrote:Try that with me and I'll kill you.

Lighten up Francis...

TheFunkHole · Post by **TheFunkHole** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:15 pm

Thanks CapSmashy... you're the best.

It seems some people aren't keen on abductions, spanking, and random playa placement. Hmmm? Looks like Jew Boy is first on the list.

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:18 pm

Any of you fuckin' queers touches me, I'm killing you.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:38 pm

Stand back. I'm Jewish and straight - let me handle the Yehudi.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:25 pm

Doth the lady protest too much?

Post by **Eric** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:16 pm

Jew Boy wrote:Any of you fuckin' queers touches me, I'm killing you.

Honey, if women don't want to touch you what makes you think we do? Hell, you probably have to bribe your hand.

You're giving us Hebe's a bad name.

searock420 · Post by **searock420** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:02 pm

TheFunkHole wrote:A vehicle with the ability to to hold an excess group of people rolls into an area populated with BRC Citizens. A random person is taken aboard the vehicle, blindfolded, spanked, and brought to a random camp or place in the playa.

Sometimes chaos must be controlled by force, thus creating more chaos than expected.

What an excellent idea
My only question is,do the kidnapped EVER get to return home?

searock420 · Post by **searock420** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:03 pm

Jew Boy wrote:Try that with me and I'll kill you.

So go back to Poland
You won't be missed all that much

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:02 pm

Anybody touches any of my stuff, I'll kill you.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:23 am

Jew Boy wrote:Anybody touches any of my stuff, I'll kill you.

We all get shot and beaten when we first come to Burningman. It's part of the experience. Lighten up, you didn't need all of your teeth.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:47 am

I've learned to sort of like the annual gate beatings, actually. Or at least tell myslf that it's worth it.

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:43 pm

All I know is that I finally get to kill someone.

Peace out, Gatito Negrito.

(psst, I'm really SED. And if you tell anyone, I'll fucking kill you, too.)

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:09 pm

Jew Boy wrote:All I know is that I finally get to kill someone.

Peace out, Gatito Negrito.

(psst, I'm really SED. And if you tell anyone, I'll fucking kill you, too.)

(psst, I'm really SED. And if you tell anyone, I'll fucking kill you, too.)[/quote]

Oh please come and kill me. let the prophesy come true!

I am the what you want let them go! they are the innocent. I am the truth. I am not your god. Did I come to save you when the Germans killed your kin. NO! Come Kill me! Let your insignificant life upon me. You Hate therefore You Hate ME! You hate gays because your god hates gays. So Hate me. Kill Me! Come and Get me the forefill the prophesy! Zeus Rules! Zeus is Universal!

AIIZ

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:28 pm

Kill you? Okay, sure. You can have a running start, or if you prefer a cleaner finish, just stay where you are. Someone will be by shortly.

On the theology tack, many of our scholars suggest that God did not abandon us to the Nazi's. Some say he allowed the Nazis to flourish so that we would toughen up.

I don't believe that, but the results certainly support the hypothesis.

Are you dead yet?

How about now?

Now?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:36 am

You know you have fantasies about being rounded up and being manhandled by German citizens. It's actually almond extract this time, just pretend you are dying, that's it... That was fun, wasn't it?

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:02 am

I'm trying to count how many violations of the terms of service there are in this thread, but I'm running out of fingers.

post, email, transmit or otherwise make available any Content that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortious, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive of another's privacy, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable

If you guys could cool off the death threats and pro-nazi stuff I'd appreciate it. We generally don't like deleting posts but if it gets any worse I will have to pretty much wipe the whole thread.

TheFunkHole · Post by **TheFunkHole** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:18 am

er..umm... yeah I originally posted this as a good natured thought, but now it has spawned some silly talk.

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:30 am

TheFunkHole wrote:er..umm... yeah I originally posted this as a good natured thought, but now it has spawned some silly talk.

Yeah, I love a good natured kidnapping and molestation as much as the next guy

TheFunkHole · Post by **TheFunkHole** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:59 am

I thought you might.

They wouldn't be spanked too hard, unless they wanted to be... I promise.

Being blindfolded could be considered as a way to experience the sounds of the playa without all the overstimulating visual distractions.

Instead of thinking of it as "kidnapping". Consider being taken for a ride and left somewhere else with a group of people that you don't know at all and have an opportunity to create new friendships, tell stories, etc... and then figure out where you are and find your way back to your camp... or maybe just decide to ditch your camp and live with your new found friends.

Above all else, it shouldn't have anything to do with threatening to kill people and/or any kind of negativity or harm, other than aforementioned light spanking or heavy spanking by request.

All participants will be treated as they wish and comforted with their choice of available beverages, and light snacks. All blindfolds will be sanitized for their safety and gifted to them as souvenirs. If the recipient of said souvenir does not wish to accept their gift, the blindfold may be re-sanitized and used on another participant.

There.... feel better. All safe now... no more death threats mmkay?

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:41 pm

I promise I won't kill anyone.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:43 pm

I was hoping it would be too absurd to be taken seriously.

But again, it's in human nature to take things seriously that are obviously absurd.

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:43 pm

Someone did object, and all this stuff gets indexed on Google where people might get the wrong impression. And it was getting a little personal.

There's always the Thunderdome thread if you'd like to take out our aggression

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:07 pm

Baddd Boys BAAADDDD boysssszzzzz

Oh I can't wait to be Kidnapped and spanked Sounds like A reallllly GRREaaTTT Idea !!!

TheFunkHole · Post by **TheFunkHole** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:05 pm

Perhaps someone(s) needs to be spanked?

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:52 pm

Someone needs to be killed...but not by me, because that would be wrong.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:17 pm

Sigh.

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