Breaking Theme News!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:52 pm

Larry woke up this morning, saw his shadow, and in the harsh daylight realized that this yearâ€™s theme was wildly unpopular. So now he has resolved to change it.

New Theme 2008: Pizza! Pizza is an all-American food, yet also an international food. Pizza is almost universally loved, as this theme will be. Pizza is as simple or as complicated as you want it to be. Pizza goes well with PRB.

Yeah Pizza!

The man will stand atop a Ford Pinto, and--through the magic of sequential neon--when he raises his arms on burn night, he will start tossing a crust.

Due to the short time that Larry has been working on this theme, this is merely a preliminary list of street names:
Anchovy
Bell Pepper
Canadian Bacon
Diced Pineapple
Extra Cheese
Formaggi
Garlic
Ham
Italian Sausage
Jalapenos
Mushrooms
Onions
Pepperoni

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:07 pm

I vote for get drunk and burn stuff.

Ablaze
Bonfire
Conflagration
Devour
Embers
Flames
Glow
HOT!
Inferno
Jazz
Kindle
Molotov

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:42 pm

Yes, "Getting Drunk And Burning Stuff" is the clear choice, certainly the finest theme idea ever.

OK, the street names:

Absolut
Black Velvet
Cognac
DRUNK
El Charro
Finlandia
Gordon's
Hennessey
Imperial
Jim Beam
Kessler
Liquor

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:36 pm

CapSmashy wrote:I vote for get drunk and burn stuff.

Captain Goddammit wrote:Yes, "Getting Drunk And Burning Stuff" is the clear choice, certainly the finest theme idea ever.

It also happens to be the theme each and every year.

The whole theme stuff is pretty much "Make Larry think he's important."

IMHO

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:10 pm

There's a theme ?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:10 pm

Who is Larry ?

undeclared · Post by **undeclared** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:10 am

mmm..getting drunk and burning stuff eating pizza.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:17 am

Good gracious undeclared... I do believe you have nailed it!

Getting drunk and burning stuff and then eating pizza.

Best of all, we already have BBQ grill frozen pizza cooking instructions posted in tips and tricks.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:30 am

Better yet was having the Random Pizza Experience across the street from the Booby Bar last year.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:05 am

New Official Street Names for the theme "Just Burn Shit in the Desert":

Bake
Blaze
Brand
Broil
Calcine
Cauterize
Char
Combust
Conflagrate
Cook
Cremate
Enkindle
Flame
Flare
Flash
Flicker
Glow
Heat
Ignite
Incinerate
Kindle
Light
Melt
Parch
Rekindle
Roast
Scald
Scorch
Sear
Singe
Smoke
Smolder
Toast
Torch
Wither

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:31 pm

Awesome, Uglas Douglas, but what about the getting drunk??

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:37 pm

Yeah, can't forget that part.

On the other hand, the city already looks like a giant pizza with a few slices missing from the air.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:34 am

Yes, as much as I love pizza....
and Im larry harvey, btw,
I will have to side with Capt' goddamit!

Drinks on me...at the Booby bar!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:13 am

Body shots on Pinemom!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:09 am

i think it was 97', or maybe 98', it gets blurry after all the aluminum foil pipes i've used over the years....what was i saying?

oh yeah, some guy put a domino's delivery sign on top of his station wagon and would drive around trolling for idiots who actually believed they delivered to the playa.

i of course, was one of them......after 3 days of cliff bars i NEEDED something hot and greasy...

(DONT say it)

anyway, i like pizza, but the BMORG is pushing Thai, so, we'll see....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:06 pm

bump

Cause you know you want this theme.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:27 am

Hmmm...it seems redundant to be in America and be at an "American Dream" themed event. America's been done before, front to back, and all the things I don't know about it I can read in history books or just Google for current events. Why not "International Dream" or "Universe Dream" or even "Ireland, Sri Lanka, or Canadian Dream?". "Dream Dream?" Some theme that will change my insight/perspective about geographical locations, and include (or not exclude) the other 350+ countries that appear to be on this planet we all call Earth. FUCKING JACKPOT! I don't care what they call it, I'm going to BM 08': "Earth Dream" this year...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:19 pm

"the American Dream"

love it or leave it, hippy.

get a haircut, too.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:11 pm

Everybody's forgetting the real theme; I suppose the easterpizzaslutbunny didnt visit any of you unfaithful!

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