Random thoughts...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:36 am

It's not 90 degrees yet. I'll be celebrating when I have half a chance of getting heat stroke.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:41 am

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:32 am

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:34 am

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:55 am

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:03 pm

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:57 pm

I asked you first.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:18 pm

what's your point of reference?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:19 pm

Where do you ask questions for Jewish Burners?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:26 pm

When a suicide bomber blows himself/herself up (what a f*cking moron) is he/she met by virgins or does he/she become the virgin for the warmonging liar?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:27 pm

the fire elf wrote:

Now there is a very nice random thought.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:40 pm

erri2000 wrote:Where do you ask questions for Jewish Burners?

You're only allowed four, and you have to wait until Passover to ask them, provided that you are younger than the person you are asking.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:19 pm

the fire elf wrote:

What was I thinking about?

Chief · Post by **Chief** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:21 am

erri2000 wrote:When a suicide bomber blows himself/herself up (what a f*cking moron) is he/she met by virgins or does he/she become the virgin for the warmonging liar?

Since rebirth of the soul happens the suicide bomber is the whore/vigin of the warmonger.

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:42 am

(their willy blows up too, lest there's not one to begin with)

what would they want with a virgin then?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:49 am

Ralph Wiggum for President!

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:37 am

mayavin wrote:(their willy blows up too, lest there's not one to begin with)

what would they want with a virgin then?

The virgins are not for the suicide bomber that kills him/herself, the virgins are for the General that sent then to their death. The person that so stupidly just bought into the crap becomes the virgin to be fuck by the general/king/priest again.

Get it?

The person that is telling them to kill themselves is a liar. He is saying it backwards to keep the sheep confused.

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:00 am

The virgins are not for the suicide bomber that kills him/herself, the virgins are for the General that sent then to their death. The person that so stupidly just bought into the crap becomes the virgin to be fuck by the general/king/priest again.

Get it?

The person that is telling them to kill themselves is a liar. He is saying it backwards to keep the sheep confused.

you shan't convince me they are unintelligent simply as declaring

i've seen a bee die from my wound

here it's different from there, money power and milieu

turtles may have a wonderful life, and even enjoy the wind, till and eagle introduces them to the rocks

they are not confused in having making and weilding vim

same as the event in the desert creates, though applied to other purpose, and shaded in other tones of mind

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:13 am

BAS wrote:
the fire elf wrote:

I'm selfish,impatient and a little insecure.
I make mistakes,I'm out of control and at times hard to handle,
but if you can't handle me at my worst,you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best
~Marilyn Monroe

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:22 am

I can't believe my neighbor threw his own fecal matter into my yard because I did not let him sell drugs to children or have sex with children.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:07 am

based on the content
scientific literation
does nothing to validate
the lunacy of irrelevance
nor to explain genetic fallacy

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:47 am

gee... maybe i should wish i was roman... then using the numerals would make more sense

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:47 am

If there is an underlying oneness of all things, it does not matter where we begin, whether with stars, or laws of supply and demand, or frogs, or Napoleon Bonaparte. One measures a circle, beginning anywhere.

My own pseudo-conclusion: That we've been damned by giants sound asleep, or by great scientific principles and abstractions that cannot realize themselves: that little harlots have visited their caprices upon us; that clowns, with buckets of water from which they pretend to cast thousands of good-sized fishes have anathemized us for laughing disrespectfully, because, as with all clowns, underlying buffoonery is the desire to be taken seriously; that pale ignorances, presiding over microscopes by which they cannot distinguish flesh from nostoc or fishes' spawn, have visited upon us their wan solemnities. We've been damned by corpses and skeletons and mummies, which twitch and totter with pseudo-life derived from conveniences.

The outrageous is the reasonable, if introduced politely.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:55 am

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:24 pm

Okay this guy I met at the Christmas Parade party (I live in a very small town) talked to me and flirted with me the whole night (he is not my type and too old for me but nice sooo I thought I'd give him a chance)

he finally comes back into my work the other day Friday asks me out to a movie for that night-I was reallly tired (cats woke me up 3am fighting or fuc**king outside night before)explain all this to him he is still kinda insistent (annoyed me) then asks if I want to go to church on Saturday Night !!! (kinda weird to ask a person on a first date to go to church)
(my grandfather was a Southern Baptist Preacher-I spent most of my life in Church)
explained that I only go to Temple on the playa these days as my church... showed him pics on the web site-and all he could say is that it looked like a Pagota and the other pic looked like a hat with life guard stations around it...
.sooo he dosen't understand that the light is in your heart and in everything around and church can be anywhere or in anything OKAY soooooo I was still ready to give him a chance and go to a movie with him EVEN thou all of this has gone ON- against my better judgement .....
Soooo I give him my phone number and we both decide that he'll call me on MONDAY sometime and we will make plans for Tuesday night or maybe afternoon to see movie....
I spent the next couple days debating if I could really date a person that goes to church every week...
Monday comes and goes and I'am relived I don't have to explain to this guy why I think it won't work... 'cause I attend the church of BONG HITS lol
Tuesday 11am he calls me leaves a message that its Tuesday and are we going to the movie !!!!! WHAT THE F**K !!!!! I waited by my phone (so to speak) all day Monday - If you say your gonna call on Monday call on FREAKING MONDAY....
Sooo now I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to tell this guy he has annoyed me to much all ready and I will never date him and to lose my for number.... any way random thoughts thanks for reading and I'll see ya all at Temple...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:12 pm

Old Churchy dudes are annoying..... Lick a Chick instead !!!

Sorry but that is the first thing that popped into my head.
Just trying to keep it random..........don't want to anger the elf again

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:26 pm

OH YEA - NICE TITS FIre Elf

I lick chick....

But they're more of a pain to date then guys...

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:10 am

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Mr. Opportunity · Post by **Mr. Opportunity** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:31 am

When I said "The test begins now" did you think that was a test for myself or for you?

Well here is the final.

What is the correct answer. And don't think about it, I am pretty sure we are all going to get an A++

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:43 am