The Bar

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:03 pm

Me three!!

Come all to the E-Playa Bar!
You'll get served lots of P.B.R.
And when you're quite drunk,
and stink like a skunk,
we'll make sure the bathroom's not far.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:10 pm

OK, let's see...

guava juice, cranberry, OJ, vodka...

got it.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:12 pm

mereth wrote: we'll make sure the bathroom's not far.

As long as you don't mind peeing into your cup that is.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:25 pm

Well, hopefully, not that cup above..........

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:28 pm

Yeah, hopefully not.

myredcarpet · Post by **myredcarpet** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:38 pm

Nice little rhyme though, I like!

myredcarpet · Post by **myredcarpet** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:40 pm

I am still at work, but will somebody slide me a shot behind my boss's back? I dunno, pick something yummy... no jokes about redheaded sluts now! What's the bar's signature shot?

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:42 pm

Thanks! I think I'll repost it under the limericks thread - with some small changes to avoid plagarizing myself.

M'kay, going home now. G'night and thanks for the Happy Hour happiness!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:46 pm

I think the bar's signature shot would be whatever can be scraped off the bartop and put in a shotglass.

Seriously though, Tequila seems to be the shot du jour.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:46 pm

Nite, Mereth...tell Scout hi from the gang!

ok...so.... hmm...
I guess Ill go round up some chow!

Have a great Mon. night!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:46 pm

GNite, Mereth.....

*Slides a non-Red-joke down to MyCarpet*.............

myredcarpet · Post by **myredcarpet** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:52 pm

Cheers!

*slurp / slam*

Delightful, and I think I got a chucka guava from the bartop as a bonus!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:08 pm

hey all! what we drinking tonight?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:11 pm

(looks down from the rafters)

Howdy peoples...

Box!! Whatâ€™s happenin?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:29 pm

Im workin on some good old kentucky home fried chicken(sorry BC) smashed potato's n homem ade chicken gravy!

Yummmm yummmmmmmmmmm!

And on that note....Im outa here....Ill leave ya'll with a wee bit of the irish....

Lovnfire
Pinemom

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:31 pm

Sure has been quiet around these parts for some time,...... guess I just donâ€™t have a lot to say

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:04 pm

sputnik wrote:OK, let's see...

guava juice, cranberry, OJ, vodka...

got it.

Sput! That's like a Pago Pago Octopus. Espeically wiht the novelty vat!

Yum YUm!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:13 pm

Not too much LCN. Sorry I missed you, I was havin' problems with the system. Had a fan go out and it was overheating. didn't realize it was a fan at first. bummer. system seems to be ok though.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:17 am

hehhee...G'mornin bar Peeps!
ahhh the dreams are coming back....just one or two a week, but ahhhh yes....theyre BACKKKKKK!!!
Yum!

Hopin ya'll have a great big FAT TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:51 am

Me too pinemom - I had a new playa dream last night where some old fart decided to camp next to me and smashed my lovely "classic" GMC RV to smithereens by backing his giant horse trailer into it (REPEATEDLY). It didn't matter - I tied him to my roof rack and sat under my shade structure with a couple of new friends sipping cocktails and watching all the people go by. Then, DPW volunteered to "transport" him to the authorities. I wonder if he ever got there?

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:04 pm

Well I had a dream last nite that my husband was spending to much time kissing his dads butt so I dropped him off at Hogwarts. I think I need a destresser! Anyway I really want to go to Burning Man this year but I dont want my daughter to miss her first week of Highschool... dilemma dilemma...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:18 pm

They stopped having sanctioned "Fat Tuesday" events in Seattle.
Now hardly anyone celebrates it up here(for the most part).
Nothing like a couple of riots to ruin a good time for everyone.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:35 pm

Hi Red sunflower. Cannot stay on we have tornado warnings. A couple have already hit around us I think. Gonn watch tv. Don't care if that gets fried.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:46 pm

Buckle down, and hold tight BoxB, hoping the nasty weather misses ya.........

RedSunFlower, yea, it's always a tuf decision.... but, maybe ya could shorten the # of days you go, as a trade off....... It's definately worth going!

Ahhh... Fat Tuesday!!!...... I was jus sayin, maybe that will be the spring trip.......... To New Orleans!!!.......Mmmmmmm...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:56 pm

Good evening ladies

and all the rest of you scallywags.

Under a Hoodoo Moon - The Life of the Night Tripper by Dr. John wrote:One of the gangs was made up of all the whores and pimps from Perdido Street; their parade was called Gangster Molls and Baby Dolls. Everyone in this group dressed as outlandishly as possible: The women wore eye-popping dresses; the ones who looked highest-priced wore ultra-sharp women's suits, but with see-through bras underneath. Others wore slit miniskirts showing lace panties, stiletto heels, and flowery low-cut blouses. The pimps got decked out in acey-deucy Stetsons with cocked brims, jelly-roll-peg zoot suits, one-button roll coats with wide lapels, and zebra-skinned shoes; not infrequently, they'd strut down the street with canes made out of bull dicks.
....."They were ridiculous and funny all at the same time. They'd come busting out of their dives during Mardi Gras, their dresses and suits lined in satin and glitter, real sharp-looking and hilarious. They'd march down the greens, that broad strip of grass that separates one side of the street from the other, cutting up, shakin' the bacon and carrying on, and everyone would back off to let them start high-steppin'. And you had best back off, too, because they took their kicks seriously. They were real rowdy. Cats would brandish switchblades, and whip them out in your face if you got too close. The tribes always drew a big crowd of black and white folks, but this kind of thing seemed normal to me as a kid. Didn't every town have tribes? I thought so.

Baby Doll interview from the late 1930s as quoted in Mardi Gras New Orleans, by Henri Schindler wrote:We was all sittin' around about three o'clock in the morning in my house [trying to decide how to mask for Mardi Gras], when a gal named Althea jumps up and says, 'Let's be ourselves. Let's be Baby Dolls. That's what the pimps always called us.' We decided to call ourselves the Million Dollar Baby Dolls and be red hot....Some of us made our dresses, and some had 'em made. We was all looking sharp. There was thirty of usâ€”the best whores in town. We was all good lookin' and we had money all over us, even in our bloomers, and they didn't have no zippers.....When them Baby Dolls strutted, they strutted. We showed our linen that day, I'm tellin' you.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:41 am

well, I am safe. And my TV did not get fried. I guess tornadoes touched down west and south of here.

Hey Red Sunflower Titwi is right it definatly is worth it going to BM.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:36 am

Good to hear BoxB Good to hear!

BigCock....those were cool thank you for posting them!

I think I need a shot of sompin?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:21 pm

I think it's time.............

Oops, missed my mouth............

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:24 pm

politics suck.

can someone get me a drink, please.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:35 pm

well, I am safe. And my TV did not get fried. I guess tornadoes touched down west and south of here.

yep... we made it out ok as well. Bad stuff north and south... but we dodged it.