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Such a liar you should be politician

Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:58 am

How many great lies from politicians can you come up with?

"I did not have sex with that... woman."
"I am not a...crook."

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Post by mayavin » Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:33 am

"running for office"

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Post by BitterDan » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:02 am

"No new taxes"
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Post by DVD Burner » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:24 am

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:26 am

"thousand of WMD's aimed at US!"

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:22 pm

I believe I was misquoted.

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Post by Kinetik V » Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:10 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:"thousand of WMD's aimed at US!"
Tangent: Right idea, wrong country and maybe 10, not thousands.
China's DF-5 ICBM. Hopefully this won't be coming to a city near you anytime soon.
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Post by BitterDan » Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:47 pm

The future will be better tomorrow.
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Post by DVD Burner » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:41 am

BitterDan wrote:The future will be better tomorrow.
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Post by mdmf007 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:06 am

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:33 pm

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Example of SUCK Politician

Post by EricMagic » Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:39 pm

Here is an example of really SUCKING Politician, John McCain.

Be very wary of any politician or manager type like this guy.

Wow, after seeing more video and artifacts on McCain's actions in politics, I really find him disgusting, a manipulator, a micromanager, and a big time duplicity player.

I presume one way he gets votes is telling many lies, or making backroom deals, or making illusions, or many people are truly in favor of being treated like sheep.

Please post any more hard evidence you have on McCain. This guy needs to be stooped ASAP.

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Post by mdmf007 » Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:59 pm

"absolute power - Absolutely corrupts"

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:28 pm

"i was out of the loop"

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Big time Lies

Post by EricMagic » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:42 pm

Some examples of BIG TIME LIES of what I have heard, but some are paraphrased, and I am not sure of all of the sources:
  • "I will not raise taxes."

    "We will not use this new Social Security Legislation for any type of national id, nor as a way for the government to track ITS citizens. It is to help in time of retirement or of trouble, and will be there when you need it."

    "The right of the people to own and bear Arms shall not be infringed."

    "I care about the American People."

    "The economy is fine, so go out and spend money."

    "The Federal Reserve shall help bolster the money supply for everyone."

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:35 am

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:32 am

"We thought it was a pretty neat idea."

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:19 am

"It was just a massage. Between friends. Can I help it she couldn't control where her hands went?"

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:23 am

"It was just a massage. Between friends. Can I help it she couldn't control where her hands went?"

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Post by wedeliver » Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:56 pm

I missed this thread the first time around and I notice a few of you above saying things like "no new taxes" and "I will not raise taxes"

Perhaps they were trying to quote ol' George Bush (daddy)(former head of the CIA) his famous "Lie" was..

"Read my lips: no new taxes" is a now-famous phrase spoken by former American president and candidate George H. W. Bush at the 1988 Republican National Convention as he accepted the nomination on August 18. Written by speechwriter Peggy Noonan, the line was one of the most prominent soundbites from the speech. The pledge not to tax the American people further had been a consistent part of Bush's 1988 election platform, but its prominent inclusion in his speech cemented it in the public consciousness. The impact of the election promise was considerable, and many believe it helped Bush win the 1988 presidential election.

Once he became president, however, Bush was pressured by Democrats and some Republicans to raise taxes as a way to reduce the national budget deficit. Bush refused many times but was making no progress with a Senate and House that was controlled by Democrats. Bush later agreed to a compromise in which he worked with Congressional Democrats to raise several taxes as part of a 1990 budget agreement. This reversal caused great controversy, especially in the more conservative wing of the Republican Party. In the 1992 presidential election campaign, Pat Buchanan made extensive use of the phrase in his strong challenge to Bush in the Republican primaries. In the election itself, Democratic nominee Bill Clinton, running as a moderate, also pointed to the quotation as evidence of Bush's untrustworthiness, which contributed to Bush losing his bid for re-election.

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Post by mdmf007 » Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:41 pm

Man....... politics have changed

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Post by wedeliver » Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:51 pm

And let us not forget... both a vice president and a president were forced from office because of criminal acts.


Spiro Theodore Agnew (November 9, 1918 – September 17, 1996) was the thirty-ninth Vice President of the United States, serving under President Richard M. Nixon, and the fifty-fifth Governor of Maryland. He is noted for his quick rise in politics - going in six years from County Executive to Vice President. He resigned as Vice President in 1973 after he was charged with the crime of tax evasion


Richard Milhous Nixon (January 9, 1913 – April 22, 1994) was the thirty-seventh President of the United States from 1969 to 1974. Prior to being elected President, Nixon served as the thirty-sixth Vice President of the United States in the administration of Dwight D. Eisenhower from 1953 to 1961. Nixon is the only person to be elected twice to the offices of the presidency and the vice presidency, and is the only president to have resigned the office. During the Second World War, he served as a Navy lieutenant commander in the Pacific, before being elected to the Congress, and later serving as Vice President. After an unsuccessful presidential run in 1960, Nixon was elected in 1968.

Under President Nixon, the United States followed a foreign policy marked by détente with the Soviet Union and by the opening of diplomatic relations with the People's Republic of China. Domestically, his administration faced resistance to the Vietnam War. As a result of the Watergate scandal, Nixon resigned the presidency in the face of likely impeachment by the United States House of Representatives and conviction by the Senate. His successor, Gerald Ford, issued a controversial pardon for any federal crimes Nixon may have committed.
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Post by Cabana Springs » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:49 pm

It's time for change.

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Post by Cabana Springs » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:10 pm

Allah u Akba
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Post by CapSmashy » Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:22 am

I bet you lapped up the who is Obama chain email too.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:40 am

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