The BOOBY BAR! 2008

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:36 am

Oh my...goodness, that looks painful!

poor gal,does she have some kinda cart she walks behind to hold them girls up?
HAHAA

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:47 pm

Mmmmmm B(x)(x)BIES. (lil tape doesn't hurt!)

My first year I ended up bartending in some bar that it's staff wanted a break. Well, they just wanted to leave. I had a blast.

What's the posibility of being a guest bartender? I run a theme camp so I have a home. I even come with an Inn on wheels that's gonna run down that green penis.

Experience? Ya, tons. I'm Irish. I'd love to roll up with a bunch of my camp and neighbors in the Cum Back Inn, donate some booze and start slingin drinks hardcore Chicago style.

Warning, the people I bring might actually show theirs.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:39 pm

Don't let him do it, he will steal all of our booze.

Chief · Post by **Chief** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:56 pm

Good evening ladies and gentleman can I offer you a night cap?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:59 am

hmmm I 'll pass, but thank you anyway....I actually wanna wake up the next day to see what happens!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:12 am

Rat Bastard wrote:Mmmmmm B(x)(x)BIES. (lil tape doesn't hurt!)

My first year I ended up bartending in some bar that it's staff wanted a break. Well, they just wanted to leave. I had a blast.

What's the posibility of being a guest bartender? I run a theme camp so I have a home. I even come with an Inn on wheels that's gonna run down that green penis.

Experience? Ya, tons. I'm Irish. I'd love to roll up with a bunch of my camp and neighbors in the Cum Back Inn, donate some booze and start slingin drinks hardcore Chicago style.

Warning, the people I bring might actually show theirs.

You know IT! R'Bast'rd!!! Your welcome to come Bartend any time bud'dy....anytime!

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:37 am

Sweet, see you on da playa.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:29 am

Ok, we must do some wonderful games again this year...
Bocce ball was great out front, who brought that? Sumo? Alice?...I have a croquet set, we put glow sticks of the spikets last summer for a night time get together...ever did make it some fun!
Will have to paint the mallots and balls with dayglo!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:15 am

Olah my Beauties.

Just thought I'd peek in and see whats up. Just gettin over that nasty flu thing. Been workin hard and doing some modeling for some sculptors in the area. I never posed for sculptors. They measure EVERYTHING!! They sure like to get in reeeallll close too. I found out I am 7 and a half units tall. kewl. Think I'm gonna stick with painters and sketchers after this gig is over. The things I do for a buck these days.

Just did my taxes. I'm gettin $146.00!! Woo Hoo. Drinks on me everyone. Anyone see my Wild Turkey???
Miss you all. Hope you all are staying warm and toasty. Been watchin the weather for Reno (ya'know that's where I wanna move). Wow. Snow. I can dig it. Bet its Beeee-utiful at BRC right now. I would LOVE to be there.
Big kisses and hugs to PM, TITWI, MOZY, and All my other crazy brothers and sistahs.
Peace,
Lorgasm

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:40 pm

Hey Lorgasm! Snap, I'll bring out a deck of cards...a little game called "Sip N' Go Naked". Played it at real bar about two weeks before came out to the desert this year. Fuckin' crazy- we (about 9-10 people) sat outside in the beer garden and slowly but surely started coming undone (I lost belt, shirt, two shoes & a sock) and the winner is the first person to be naked. Alas, it's a real bar in the real world and going to jail with no clothes didn't sound fun, but a warm, desert bar and going to jail in a plexi-glass cage filled with fur throw pillows... ...

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:45 pm

Lorgasm wrote:Anyone see my Wild Turkey??

FLYING KITTIES! YEAH!

As for the Turkey, I think you should drop by the lounge, if you can find it, I will make sure I douse you with my private stock.

Lukky · Post by **Lukky** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:33 pm

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:58 pm

Lukky wrote:

ROFL. When my nipple piercings were rings I could tell the temperature based on how much they rose up from my chest!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:33 am

thats hellariously true in these parts!

Very cool Lukky! Now how'd ya get her so cold for the picture?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:43 am

Lucky has a way of turning woman to ice,... itâ€™s kind of a magic touch,... ah sort of in reverse

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:53 pm

that's why they call him lucky.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:04 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Lucky has a way of turning woman to ice,... itâ€™s kind of a magic touch,... ah sort of in reverse

Ha......

Mr.MaskedDude · Post by **Mr.MaskedDude** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:57 pm

you could try "Strip Monopoly", its monopoly only with King's Cup rules in place. 7 is strip as it has the most possible combinations. Not good for women who want to get naked though, in my experience they never FUCKING EVER get the 7. Only problem is once your drunk and naked Monopoly is fucking lame.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:33 am

I cant even play monopoly sober...let alone drunk!
LOL

Mr.MaskedDude · Post by **Mr.MaskedDude** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:08 pm

i hope someone goes to this years BM as Monopoly Dude, fits the America dream pretty well. I would (and id walk around asking people for rent, i'd even bring big red and green boxes) but i cant afford the time of work/college

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:25 pm

And so am I.

Now, where's the Vodka?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:43 am

Coming right up Sir!

Perhaps some Blue Labeled Stoli for you? And of course so cold it will freeze the roof of Mouth?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:48 am

Thank you......

Can I have some toast with that? It's breakfast time.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:17 am

Some toast!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:10 pm

Can anyone confirm that Noggin is showing up again in "08".. I just saw a post that hints that she's coming again..

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:27 pm

I saw that too, but maybe she's just playing with us.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:12 pm

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:36 am

IB Dave... We still have no firm report of that info.....yet!

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:46 am

booby bar!