Predictions

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:01 am

Prophecy or predictions for the future post them here.

I will start.

I predict the writers strike will end on Tuesday. I predict all will come to a fair agreement. That being, the person that just puts in money (Toilet paper) will not be paid more than the talent.

In my opinion the Creative writer should be the highest paid. I hope everyone wants to grow up to be a writer. No one reads your shit but I can bet you will love your own books.

Except for Mel Brooks.

I predict Joel from Talk Soup will become President of MTV

I predict Pirate Zsu Zsu will be one of his first productions.

While we are at it.

I predict that Bush and Chaney are tried for treason and found guilty, while in prison they will become very close lovers. Dick surprisingly being the bottom.

I predict that Ron Paul will be the write in Candidate of choice and win in 2008, I predict his running mate will be Huckebee.

I predict they will put McCain in finding a solution to ending the war ASAP! No 100 years bullshit. NOW SHIT!

I predict that they will be the greatest Republicans this country has ever seen since Reagan (Pre-Alshiemers) But no one will become the Reagan.

I predict that Ron Paul and Huckebee will not run for second terms, but always remain active in the system (Or as long long as they want to.) and they will decriminalize organic matter (How the fuck do you make a weed Illegal? Or a mushroom? But the star thistle is Legal? Want to know why? Because they pop tires! Then you have to buy more tires. And tires are made from oil! And G.W. and Dick are planning to move to Dubai with all the loot to be by the oil that makes the tire that is popped by the star thistle but don't want you near marijuana. But I digress.

I predict that processed tobacco LIKE MARBORLO SHORT will be come illegal! In any country! (Twice the nicotine twice the tar, have the smoke, what a bunch of hacks that was my idea like a year ago but I didn't double the poison.)

I predict the Hillary and Obama will win the 2012 election by a land slide. Beating out the Dapper Oven Mitt Romney.

I predict that Dump Miner is going to be FREE online to read for ever probably on Google books.

I predict that Apple Computers will be the most popular computer in history.

I predict people that use windoze xp ( xp stands for eXtra Pee) will try Linux and notice that it is the same thing except for free.

Lets see what happens

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:16 am

- Obama will bring in Osama. Bush will claim that he was just about to do that.
- The Paparazzi will continue to hound Brittany Spears' children, even after her tragic suicide.
- The Theme will still be stupid.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:28 pm

Fuck the Pats, Red Sox in 2008
Obama in 2008
Financial collapse of US in 2008
First contact 2008
Bush admin officials arrested for war crimes in Europe in 2008
Cowboyangel moves to Hawaii!
Ya

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:03 pm

Me trying to report a crime to the police.

Reporting a child abuse case in progress to Sacramento 911, watch how they try to make it seem like no big deal.
February 4th, 2008

Here are some videos of me trying to report a child abuse case in progress to the Sacramento Police department. Watch as tyhe police and my family do nothing. Incredible and I am the only one that care if some one throws a child two to three feet in the air.

I canâ€™t believe that nothing is happening. Watch and be shocked.

Videos deleted by moderator, they contain actual names, addresses, etc. which violates eplaya terms of service.

Still uploading.

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:07 pm

All I get when I try those links is a 404 Not Found error.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:55 pm

Sorry, I will let you know when the videos are upload.

FYI When I say "feed them to the pigs" in relationship to a pedophile the pigs are an analogy for the Police. I didn't make up the nickname. I always remember people calling the police to the pigs.

That is why it important it is to ask before jumping to conclusions? And I can't believe how many burners watched and did nothing. "Is the child in danger now?" One women asked. I would say an attack on as three year old child is not ever over. Wow someone did not think this one out.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:45 pm

In 2008:

Zombies will rise in the United States. This will occur early in the year, but will largely go unnoticed until November, when researchers will discover a drop in employee absentism, rise in productivity and voter turn out and trace these occurrences back to their cause.

Somebody will be elected the next President of the United States of America. This person may or may not be the same as the person who take the office in 2009.

Aliens will detect television and radio waves coming from Earth and, after careful study, will declare the planet off limits due to rampant insanity.

American Idol and Dancing with the Stars will be renewed, thus proving the aliens correct.

God will inform the Earth that the Rapture actually occurred in 45 A.D.; unfortunately, only three people were "raptured up", and they were no one anyone had ever heard of. God then apologizes for the whole misunderstanding, explaining He has been busy with some "really cool" lifeforms He created a few galaxies over. His message ends with a promise to get around to hitting the Reset Button on Earth "real soon". For some reason, most people do not seem to take much comfort in the message.

Cats evolve thumbs, thus dooming humanity.

The remains of Jimmy Hoffa are discovered in Antarctica wearing an Elvis mask and a gold sequined dress.

Larry Harvey announces that Burning Man 2009 will be held in Disney World. Concurrently, Disney announces that Disney World is relocating to the Black Rock Desert. Millions of Americans book flights to Saudi Arabia out of confusion over the location of the Black Rock Desert.

Madison, Wisconsin will close some of its major streets for street repair over the summer. The repairs will continue until some time in winter.

George W. Bush will maintain that he was and still is correct on a vast number of issues-- all of which, in reality, he was and still is completely wrong about.

Dick Cheney is revealed to be Satan; nevertheless, he still is supported by a surprising number of self declared good Christians.

Santa Clause is revealed to have been taking kickbacks from China for the past several years. The Easter Bunny soon falls under scrutiny.

Elvis returns from the dead. Unfortunately, he returns in a part of Afghanistan which is controlled by the Taliban and is immediately put to death.

Condoms are once again revealed to be a good method of birth control and useful in limiting the spread of disease. Once more these findings are denounced in the United States as promoting sex. A large portion of the world continues to wonder how Americans in the United States manage to reproduce when, apparently, almost none of them have sex.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:27 am

I predict that you are all wrong. Ouch, that one had to hurt huh?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:37 am

erri2000 wrote:Me trying to report a crime to the police.

Reporting a child abuse case in progress to Sacramento 911, watch how they try to make it seem like no big deal.
February 4th, 2008

Here are some videos of me trying to report a child abuse case in progress to the Sacramento Police department. Watch as tyhe police and my family do nothing. Incredible and I am the only one that care if some one throws a child two to three feet in the air.

I canâ€™t believe that nothing is happening. Watch and be shocked.

Videos deleted by moderator, they contain actual names, addresses, etc. which violates eplaya terms of service.

Still uploading.

Just a bump

Chief · Post by **Chief** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:02 am

The police are an embarrassment. They seem to be more than just corrupt.

Hear is my prediction.

I predict that I do not mince words.

I predict that crying time is over and everyone is going to think hard before reacting in the future.

I predict I am pissed.

I predict I am strong!

I predict I can fight.

I predict I can crow.

I predict Peter Pan is a book not real life.

I also predict that I am not the "PAN", but I am the Man, and I predict you all probably feel like shit.

I predict that I am more in tune than you believe.

I predict it takes groups of you to be able to do what I can do.

I predict all of you together do not hold the POWER I do.

I predict no one will question me.

Chief · Post by **Chief** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:30 am

I predict today is a beautiful day and everyone is going to enjoy it.

myredcarpet · Post by **myredcarpet** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:32 pm

I predict today is a beautiful day and everyone is going to enjoy it.

OMG! You were right!

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:40 am

Since this thread has devolved into socks talking to each other, I'm encouraging other eplayans to avoid it altogether.

Mr. Opportunity · Post by **Mr. Opportunity** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:13 am

I predict all socks will come off when the time is right.

I predict the time is right!

Hey gang

I am me. No sock needed. I just had to shed my skin.

Mr. Opportunity · Post by **Mr. Opportunity** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:40 am

I predict that the PIRATE republicans are throwing away all the write in votes and are going to try to not count those votes.

I predict that they will be busted doing it.

I predict that Freedom will ring, I found the hammer.

I predict I will not be gang raped at the frog pond.

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:29 pm

I am thinking Hillary will be the candidate for the Dems, McCain the GOP. not willing to put any money on it though.

later

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:35 pm

mdmf007 wrote:I am thinking Hillary will be the candidate for the Dems, McCain the GOP. not willing to put any money on it though.

later

Hillary's about to run out of money which gives Obama the nomination. This is one prediction I hope I'm totally wrong on.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:27 pm

I predict that, even though I am finding this thread really boring, I will read new postings on it at least a couple more times. I hope I am wrong.

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:56 pm

I predict you may be right about being wrong.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:29 pm

I predict that Mozy will be joining us back on the Playa this year..
I also Predict Mozy will say that he will not join us on the Playa this year..

I guess I'm right either way...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:31 pm

ibdave wrote:I predict that Mozy will be joining us back on the Playa this year..
I also Predict Mozy will say that he will not join us on the Playa this year..

I guess I'm right either way...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:41 pm

I predict that Mr. Opportunity will change his avatar soon.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:33 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
ibdave wrote:I predict that Mozy will be joining us back on the Playa this year..
I also Predict Mozy will say that he will not join us on the Playa this year..

I guess I'm right either way...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:39 pm

pinemom wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:
ibdave wrote:I predict that Mozy will be joining us back on the Playa this year..
I also Predict Mozy will say that he will not join us on the Playa this year..

I guess I'm right either way...