Camp Herring (1:1 Scale)

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:53 am

Nice Going Live Wire!!
It is our duty to inform burners giving them time to prepare for the future burns!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:19 pm

Remember: Stock up on Polar Bear skins NOW as the availabilty will diminish.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:37 am

Camp Arctica shall be replaced with Camp Brimstone, which will sell bags of Coal. Do you prefer briquettes or anthracite blocks?

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:15 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Camp Arctica shall be replaced with Camp Brimstone, which will sell bags of Coal. Do you prefer briquettes or anthracite blocks?

The Wires from Norway are used to cold weather, and don't need much to keep us from freezing:

Everyone else should prepare...

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:26 am

Burning snowman!!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:29 pm

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:20 pm

You may not need to bring snow to BM 2008 -- see Gerlach web cam.

http://www.burningman.com/preparation/t ... ebcam.html

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:17 pm

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LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:33 am

Well, folks, dear Burners... it's true. We CAN NOT keep it a secret any longer.

This time it's serious, we ARE in grave danger!

The HTV news broadcast, captured by TapWire traveling ahead of the present time line using HTTT, shows how Killbuck is trying to blame the peaceful Norwegians and Herring Huggers. The future gets worse: Killbuck will kidnap Elliot. Why, when...?

We're not sure WHEN the broadcast was from, could be this year, could be the next. The HTTT signal receiver experienced the worst interference ever. "Someone" (you know who) is trying to prevent us from using the HTTT. The Apokiliptikans are mobilizing. This explains the Kernul's absence. The Herring Gut Feeling tells us that the dark force is growing.

TapWire's signal was abruptly interrupted last week. We have not been able to contact him since. The Center Igloo is filled with sadness. TapWire, our brave soldier, is missing in time! It's almost impossible to pull a floating person out from a jammed timeline without a fully functional HTTT.

This is almost worse than a critical tits race through our camp.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:47 am

Yes LiveWire!
The video we were able to receive I think proves that TapWire is alive but trapped.
All though the signals on the video is weak the details clearly shows off.
All we can do now is hope that TapWire at some point will be able to work out a way to transmit again.
It's not a question of where the hell he is but
When the hell he is.
I have no idea what went wrong this time but the video clearly draws a picture of Apokiliptika turning against us at some point in the future.
LiveWire!! Imagine if Killbuck is able to make alliance with The Critical Titts and they run down our Camp!
It will paralyze us for decades and we'll be DOOMED big time!
Something needs to be done!!

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:54 pm

[ top secret communication x destroy after reading x

from x secret double agent Our Hero x

to x Herring Headquarters x

message x first stage of plan complete x alter ego â€œelliotâ€

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:34 am

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:51 pm

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:55 pm

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:26 pm

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:14 am

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:49 am

I am not worthy.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:41 am

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:48 am

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:39 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:32 pm

Oh... you guys have NO idea how DOOMED you really are.... but that's a hint.[/url]

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:33 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:00 am

Photograhic proof... this whole Camp Herring Anti-Nudity thing is a hoax.

Look at it... no way that photo was faked! I have some cool UFO pictures too....

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:32 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:52 am

The public needs to have the whole story.....

vis....

Nude people invade Camp Herring...

Using their C.H.A.N.G.E. anto nudity goggles, they attempt to block all naughty bits....

APOKILIPTIKA uses appropriate counter measures....

Using thier counter-counter measures, they block the APOKILIPTIKA counter-measure....

However, they did not count on counter-counter-counter measures.... Elwire is caught by surprise....

Feeling that the signage is inadequate, the Wires try to make it clear of thier fervant opposition to nudity...

And so, the saga continues....

Blacksmith · Post by **Blacksmith** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:51 pm

[quote="Bay Bridge Sue"][color=darkred][b]Camp Arctica shall be replaced with Camp Brimstone, which will sell bags of Coal. Do you prefer briquettes or anthracite blocks? [/b][/color][/quote]

ooo oooo oooooo can you offer Bituminous coal???? If so I'll take 20 50lb bags!!!!! this is smashing, it solves my fuel issue and I don't have to drive with coal all the way from WI. HAZZAH!!!!!

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:23 pm

And so, the saga continues....

...Unless we can manage to change the subject.

How about a computer drawing of the RotoCycle, Wires? Like the one I worked from last time.

That should put fear in the Apokiliptikans. Much more badder than the 2006 HerringCycle!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:14 am

I'll start working on it soon.

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:54 am

Super counter measure initiated...

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:52 am