Fuck!

[the fire elf]

stepping outta the stream of rushing thought...

fuckin' takes practice

put the energy into dream

[oneeyeddick]

This morning I moved a large group of photos into my photobucket account,
and now I looked and over two and a half pages have been marked as "innappropriate/ violates terms of service".

FUCK !!!!

I only moved posters for Critical Dicks over this morning, and all have been removed.
Only one of them had an actual pic of penis in it, the rest were cartoons.

It's a buch of fucking dick haters running the show !!!

They also removed several pics of suckers that had links in Donna Matrix's bible trivia thread and many that I don't even remember what they were. WTFUCK ?

I have changed my settings to private now, I hope it makes a Fucking difference.....fuckers

[Brendan]

fuck a duck?

[RingO'Fire]

fuck a duck?

Permission granted!


(Oh yes, "FUCK!")

[oneeyeddick]

[Nick Collide]

Is this the porn channel?




Fuck!

[Box Burner]

Fuck. I should become a magazine editor because I am always editing my posts!















see what I mean?

[Nick Collide]

Or else hire one

[pinemom]

One, you fucking forgot to say FUCK Nickcollide!


Two, I am officially gonna throw a little pissy pitty party FUCK right now!

Im so fucking tired of fucking being fucking sick!
Its really fucking starting to fucking piss me off! I have one stupid cold after a fucking flu or another.
Now Im on week fucking two of fucking on again off again fucking a Sore fucking Throat. Fuck!
Its not fucking strep fucking throat,Ive had no white fucking splotchy's.
Although I just fucking noticed on one I have one, (first time).
But I mean Fuck...how many fucking colds are gonna fucking get me.

Poor Titwi is getting them too, seems like were only fucking well for 3-4 days max before one of us get the fucking droopy's!
Two Fucking months, gang...can you believe it!




FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK




ok...sorry................. Im done now.

[Nick Collide]

Fuck, I'll just borrow one of yours.

Wow, that's a lot of fucking cold and stuff. Have you considered it being something environmental with your new digs? How much would the fucking county charge to come in and fucking check it out?

[AntiM]

Fuck that sucks. Do you drink fucking diet soda at all? Sodium benzoate, that fucking gives me flu symptoms, sore throat, swollen glands, fatigue, muscle and body aches, headaches. It's my new fucking crusade, warning people about the evil fucking additive. Other benzoates can fuck you up too. Nearly got treated for chronic fatigue, and all I had to do was start reading fucking labels.

Nick may fucking well be right too, new environment and all. How's your home heated? Ducts clean? firewood? I have to be fucking right on top of mylarry and firewood, any mold or cedar and I get sick as fucking hell. He like to burn eucalyptus in CA, I had to kick his fucking ass repeatedly to get him to stop.

And then there's fucking stress, RELAX you beautiful fucking fucker!

don't fucking mind me, someone somewhere else was fucking with a buddy of mine, not a burner by a long shot, but a nice sweet christian lady who shouldn't be fucked with because she's fucking nice and fucking defenseless when it comes to fucking snark. I'm still wondering how I got to be friends with a fucking nice sweet christian lady who'd faint three seconds onto the playa. fuck me.

[pinemom]

well concidering more then half of my fir conclave also have been having the same things happen, I think it may just be hitting this area really hard.

I would know if there was a mold issue as Im very sensitive to the smells of mold.

Some of it, is my honey keeps the house to hot, and we sometimes forget to turn down the heat at night.
He's really Hawaiian!

Im in meno...so warm to him is HOT to me! Dry's out my sinus'

[mereth]

Neti pot?

Oh and "fuck".

[Kinetik V]

Neti pots flat fucking work. It's one of the best things you can use if you have repeated sinus issues, IMHO. I love mine.

[montana wildhack]

i was just introduced to the wonder that is the neti pot...you are so right...fuck, it rocks!

[RingO'Fire]

I lived on a yoga ashram in upstate NY for a while back in the early '80's. Whilst living there, I was introduced to the neti pot, using an old-school Tantric water source - my own piss.

Supposedly, your first piss of the morning is the best piss for washing out your sinuses. I swear to God, those crazy yoga fuckers believe that shit. I bought it too, hook, line and sinker.

One morning, I was washing my sinuses - using my first morning piss, of course - when I snapped to my senses. "What the fuck am I DOING?! I'm putting piss...up my nose! Voluntarily!"

So, now when in casual conversation the subject turns to "Stupid Things We've Done Our Lives", I sometime 'fess up "O.K., I've got one for ya... See, back in 1983 I was living on this yoga ashram..."

Wildhack, Mereth, maybe you ought to give the old "piss up the nose" thing a try. Let me know how it goes.

[mereth]

[pinemom]

Fuck and I was about to give it a try...
Thanks for that mental fucking picture RingO'fire...now everytime I try to do it, Ima gonna laff and shoot water, saline and snot out my nose!

[Finnegan]

Neti-pot = Self waterboarding for health. Luckily, it's not torture, Fuck!

[Rolan Headon]

You know you can't make up stuff as fucking crazy as reality
...last year my SI took aswig out the pee jug, many laughs later we started hearing all the piss/therapy things going on but man in the nedi pot? That's a BRAVE admission!

[AntiM]

Fuck, I hate water on my face and in my nose ... enough so I can't really swim. What would possess me to try a fucking neti pot? I get panicky just fucking thinking about the fucking things.

And fuck, I was redressing and rearranging the Buckys and Little Miss Bucky sliced my thumb and palm. All the Buckys have sharp doodads and pins and bolts and crap to hold them together. Fuckers. Haven't they heard of fucking tendons and ligaments? Not big cuts, but the way they hit they bled like mad and are making me fucking queasy. I think I'll go throw up a little now.

[Ugly Dougly]

Fucking urinotherapissts:
http://skepdic.com/urine.html

But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? (Isaiah 36:12)* (See also 2 Kings 18:27)*

Some prefer it straight and steaming hot; others mix it with juice or serve it over fruit.

It's legal in 49 states.

You can eat bugs too:
http://www.eatbug.com/

[mereth]

chocolate chip cookies with mealworms are fucking tasty.

When I was 7 or 8, the SF Zoo was having an exhibit on edible bugs and I ate 3 or 4 of the cookies knowing they had mealworms in them. Couldn't taste them.

The grasshopper brownies were another story, though...

[oneeyeddick]

Grasshoppers are good fried to a crisp, then dunked in chocolate fondue style....Fucking yummy !!!
If you are doing them fresh, the legs jump in the pan , kinda like frog legs but you have to catch the little fuckers sometimes.
And Mereth, you forgot to say FUCK.....TWICE !!!

[theCryptofishist]

If there's a total crash of the food supply it's those who can eat bugs and snails and other extreame food that will supply. I'll probably die off in the first fucking month.

[RingO'Fire]

But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? (Isaiah 36:12)* (See also 2 Kings 18:27)*

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second fucking time!



This should probably go in the Bible trivia thread, but...

The quote above was some serious shit-talking from the field commander of the Assyrian army, who was standing outside the fortified walls of Jerusalem, taunting the leaders of the city. The Assyrians had already captured most of the Kingdom of Judah (the southern of the two Israelite kingdoms - the split happened when Solomon's son assumed the throne of Isreal) and were threatening to take Jerusalem.

Basically, what he's saying is, "If you're stupid enough to resist us, we're going to starve all you motherfuckers to the point that you have to eat your own shit and drink your own piss."

BTW, Hezekiah, King of Judah, in anticipation of this exact siege had blocked up some of the local springs to prevent the Assyrian army from getting water. His "engineers" diverted the water from the spring into a 1,700-ft long tunnel that they dug through the bedrock to bring water into the city. This tunnel is still there beneath Jerusalem and is appropriately known as "Hezekiah's tunnel."

Stupid fucking Assyrians...

[mereth]

And Mereth, you forgot to say FUCK.....TWICE !!!

Ah, ah, ah.... Look again. I said "fucking tasty".
Does "fucking" work as a close-cousin substitute for "fuck"? If not it should... *pout*

[pinemom]

Mereth but your kitten didnt say fuck! hahaaa

[mereth]

I did, but the kitten didn't. I couldn't figure out how to get it so the single word "fuck" shows up just to the LEFT of an image, so I said fuck it and posted it anyway.
Truthfully, I didn't think anyone would fucking notice.

[pinemom]

Everyone fucking notices in the FUCK club!

hahaaaa