Positive Self-Talk Thread

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:44 pm

This is your opportunity to counter-balance any negativity you may have in your head. You know the stuff: I'm this or that, or not good enough, or blah blah blah.

Go ahead, tell us how wonderful you are.
I know I'm a terrific person, as I came up with this thread. I have unbelievable potential. Hell, I'm fucking GORGEOUS! Yay ME!

Now it's your turn.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:13 pm

Well I won't be contributing to this thread, 'cuz I pretty much suck.
Just ask UnjonHarley.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:10 am

There ya go. I am awesome. I look good in this beard too! You are pretty awesome too!

((((((robbidobbs)))))))

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:30 pm

When ever you want to have an intelligent conversation, you can talk to yourself...

dana · Post by **dana** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:56 pm

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and...

goshdarn it, people like me!!!!

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:31 am

Just Say No to Negativity!

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:39 am

I'm so hot, I'm having an orgasm, right now, just thinking about myself.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:42 am

wooo hooo!
can I come too?

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:01 am

Help yourself, give yourself a big hand!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:12 am

I'm the best you will see all day if you meet me on the playa..

Captain Goddammit wrote:Well I won't be contributing to this thread, 'cuz I pretty much suck.
Just ask UnjonHarley.

Our Captain is see sick.. You see him and it makes you sick..

I must say his boat is great.. Last year I cought a ride.. It had a couple of good looking blonds, good tunes and Joel the (pussycat).. The two hour tour was a high light to my trip..There was even enough room to have a small dance with a nice lady..We ran into storms of happy burners..

If he forgets his 50's music this year I'm going to shorten that crew cut by 2 inches..

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:51 am

I am a strong man with a heart of gold.
I love all that is and all that will come.
Today I am great becuase I have always been.
No parasite will destract me from my goal.
My goal is true love.
I love myself and I love you all.

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:04 pm

(Do you switch hands for variety in your sex life?)

Hung out one afternoon with a young swim instructor at Harbin HS. She made her students, when complimented, reply "Thank you, that's sooo like me!" On her birthday the kids lined up and kept her saying it over and over.
Try it sometime (people will assume you're kidding so it will be ok).

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:04 pm

I am a terrific employee: punctual, considerate, talented.
So why aren't they hiring me? Because they have their head up their bum. It's not my fault. I am everything they ever wanted and MORE! I am the cat's meow, the bees knees, and the hamsters whiskers.
Me, me, me, me,
Me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me,
Me, me, ME!
(Sung to the dwarfish folk-tune Gold!, author unknown)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:07 pm

Hey Baby, I'll do a work success fire ceremony for you

........because...................
I'm a great muthafukka!

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:13 pm

I AM A BAD MUTHAFUKKA! (positive self affermation)

Someone deserves to hire you...

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:24 pm

I truly appreciate that. I deserve all your kind wishes.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:25 pm

I am about to explode with pride! I am truly wonderful and my new employers know it.
And I will look positively smashing in the royal blue company shirt I get to wear soon. I love uniforms! They make me look SO hot.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:45 pm

The focused healing mind in me outwardly engages the world in super creative ways that initiate profound positive changes in those who encounter me, and this in turn energizes me with more of the same!

Amen

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:42 pm

ok....whatever you are on, i want some, right now...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:52 pm

cowboyangel wrote:The focused healing mind in me outwardly engages the world in super creative ways that initiate profound positive changes in those who encounter me, and this in turn energizes me with more of the same!

Amen

Isn't that what they crucified Jesus for thinking/doing ?

(and I am not talking about the amen)

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:08 am

robbidobbs wrote:I am about to explode with pride! I am truly wonderful and my new employers know it.
And I will look positively smashing in the royal blue company shirt I get to wear soon. I love uniforms! They make me look SO hot.

Hey! Congratulations on the new job! (And women in uniforms are hot! Of course, the odds are that they can kick my ass, but they are still hot!)

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:00 am

...i can do anything

except give birth

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:26 am

robbidobbs wrote:I am about to explode with pride! I am truly wonderful and my new employers know it.
And I will look positively smashing in the royal blue company shirt I get to wear soon. I love uniforms! They make me look SO hot.

Not uniform.
Costume!
And I'm sure you will.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:43 am

unjonharley wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:Well I won't be contributing to this thread, 'cuz I pretty much suck.
Just ask UnjonHarley.
Our Captain is see sick.. You see him and it makes you sick..

See? I told you!!

unjonharley wrote: If he forgets his 50's music this year I'm going to shorten that crew cut by 2 inches..

This year there will be plenty of swing/big band, '50's rock, and even ocean sound effects.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:03 am

Everything is proceeding according to my mad schemes!
(laughter is therapeutic)
Baw-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:59 pm

I've got the POWER!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:02 pm

unjonharley wrote:I'm the best you will see all day if you meet me on the playa..

Captain Goddammit wrote:Well I won't be contributing to this thread, 'cuz I pretty much suck.
Just ask UnjonHarley.

Our Captain is see sick.. You see him and it makes you sick..

I must say his boat is great.. Last year I cought a ride.. It had a couple of good looking blonds, good tunes and Joel the (pussycat).. The two hour tour was a high light to my trip..There was even enough room to have a small dance with a nice lady..We ran into storms of happy burners..

If he forgets his 50's music this year I'm going to shorten that crew cut by 2 inches..

I managed to find a photo of that occasion... it's not a great pic, but what the hell. That's Simply Joel on there too...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:21 pm

(snarkiness off)
Today my heart-center surrounds and embraces all expressions of the human condition, transforming fear into love. With each breath I draw in serenity and release anxiety.
(snarkiness on)

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:42 pm

I am a good mother and I am raising a fantastic daughter.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:04 pm

I am a good papa and am raising a fantastic baby puddy.

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