The party is over!

Mr. Opportunity · Post by **Mr. Opportunity** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:11 am

All involved in the Burning Man festival should be happy to know that the "celebration of the flesh" is over and the "Celebration of Life" has begun.

I do not want to hear any argument or debate. You came to my house and tried to change the House rules not me.

It is time to do this right. There is no doom only hidden love, the walls that block the sun have crumbled and the light shines down.

I will not be attending the Burn this year because I had my own, or then again maybe I will be there, so remember to pass the love if you think you see me.

Mr. Opportunity · Post by **Mr. Opportunity** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:00 pm

Cancer for the Cure!
Buckle up and take a ride,
Cancer for the cure.

Mr. Opportunity · Post by **Mr. Opportunity** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:01 pm

Let me rephrase;

Your cancer for the cure.

Suck them down babies, it is your cancer for the cure.

Mr. Opportunity · Post by **Mr. Opportunity** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:02 pm

Burning Man is the event and cancer is your cure. Not mine. Ouch!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:42 pm

Put the pipe down, man... it's not even 5 o'clock yet.

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:45 pm

Any Parrothead knows: "It's always five o'clock somewhere..."

Queue · Post by **Queue** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:51 pm

Nick Collide wrote:Any Parrothead knows: "It's always five o'clock somewhere..."

So you like to suck the devils Johnson? Is that what Burning Man is for you?

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:11 am

Queue wrote:
Nick Collide wrote:Any Parrothead knows: "It's always five o'clock somewhere..." 8)
So you like to suck the devils Johnson? Is that what Burning Man is for you?

Rumor has it that Johnson may have sucked the Devils' Johnson.

Random thought: I wonder what Johnson called his Johnson? Little Johnny?

[20 minutes later]

OK, after thinking about this for a while, I thought, "Hmmm...using 'Johnson' in reference to one's genitalia is relatively recent slang. I wonder what the common euphemism for one's penis was among black men in the 1930's?"

The best I could come up with from looking at online slang dictionaries was "joint" and "ding-a-ling."

So, Johnson's Johnson was probably a "ding-a-ling", which brings up the subject of Chuck Berry...

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:41 am

Wonder how many of the children ever heard Chuck Berry end his show with a rousing verion of Ding-a-ling? And how come those rascist Ben and Jerry people never named a flavor after him?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:51 am

and i believe mr. berry had a particular taste for pittsburgh plates....

whats a cleveland plate? a pittsburgh plate without the glass...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:01 am

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... gh+Platter

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:31 am

No WAY i'm gonna click on that video.

Queue · Post by **Queue** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:32 am

Mr. Opportunity wrote:the "celebration of the flesh" is over and the "Celebration of Life" has begun.

Hey you beautiful nightmare, can't a celebration of flesh be a celebration of life for some?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:27 am

try telling that to the Flesh prince of Bel-Air...

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:32 am

can't a celebration of flesh be a celebration of life for some?

Makes sense to me.

I heard Disco is here to stay.

So all you Clownsteins get ready because it is Miller Time!

Let's dance the dance of LOVE!

Now I dance.

Mr. Opportunity · Post by **Mr. Opportunity** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:38 am

Yes it is time to dance.

Mr. Opportunity · Post by **Mr. Opportunity** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:43 am

IDOLITORS AND HERETICS DANCE NOW!

I AM CALLING IN ALL NONCOMMUNITY MEMBERS DEBT TODAY!

Community members take the day off and join me in watching the show as my potential dinner dances.

Disco lets spin the shiznit for these bitches!

Mr. Opportunity · Post by **Mr. Opportunity** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:46 am

Nick Collide wrote:Any Parrothead knows: "It's always five o'clock somewhere..."

I said DANCE you fucking crow!

I am a sock puppet · Post by **I am a sock puppet** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:13 am

I'm dancing, I'm dancing, geez!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:09 pm

"I said DANCE you fucking crow!"

yes.....YES!

Owls vs. Crows.....

we're gonna murder you....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:17 pm

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:06 pm

don't feed the troll.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:23 am

i dont think this is an ordinary troll....

i cant prove anything yet, but my little crow friends are out watching for the owl.

WHO?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:41 am

Agreed about not being an ordinary troll, but tiresome nonetheless.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:56 am

i've got a 5'4" Have-a-Heart trap in place.......

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:32 am

I think this one is a tick taller than five-four.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:20 am

Add Mr. Opportunity to your ignore list.

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