i thought i had cancer

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:41 am

Ah, a traditionalist. Did the wood have teeth marks in it already? That makes it less likely to slip.

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:25 pm

Wow, people on eplaya are absolutely fearless!

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:48 am

i thought i had cancer once, but it turned out to be my brother,

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:04 am

F U C K CANCER

and very mean coments like that last one!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:28 am

pinemom wrote:

and very mean coments like that last one!

I second that.... what a tool

Queue · Post by **Queue** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:41 am

pinemom wrote:F U C K CANCER

and very mean coments like that last one!

Shouldn't this go in the FUCK thread?

As for mean comments, you should meet his brother.

Queue · Post by **Queue** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:43 am

ibdave wrote:
pinemom wrote:

and very mean coments like that last one!
I second that.... what a tool

I am the tool that twist the screws, that you put in your own neck.
It is time to tighten up, baby.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:45 am

Queue wrote:
pinemom wrote:F U C K CANCER

and very mean coments like that last one!
Shouldn't this go in the FUCK thread?

As for mean comments, you should meet my brother.

So, erri2000 and Queue are in fact the same sock. A sock with a big hole where the brain goes... A sad thing indeed...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:46 am

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:05 pm

i thought i had cancer once, but it turned out to be my brother

I'd have thought it was your overall thought process in general which clued you in.

Queue · Post by **Queue** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:26 pm

ibdave wrote:
Queue wrote:
pinemom wrote:F U C K CANCER

and very mean coments like that last one!
Shouldn't this go in the FUCK thread?

As for mean comments, you should meet my brother.
So, erri2000 and Queue are in fact the same sock. A sock with a big hole where the brain goes... A sad thing indeed...

It is your brain that has the hole Dave.
I am not he
I am me

And I can see
I see you Dave
Dance for me
Dance around the tree

Goodbye Dave

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:20 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:I went to the doctor when I found that my penis had turned bright orange.

We finally narrowed it down to Cheetos.

and porn.

Lol! I loved the anticip.....

...pation!

DaddyMassive · Post by **DaddyMassive** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:28 am

I thought I had testicular cancer once so I went to the doctors.
Turns out I did!

Luckily I'm only a half castrato & now have one of the best party tricks known to man.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:50 am

Do tell ! hahaaa

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:42 pm

Once I was "experimenting" with a penis pump, and one of my testes also got sucked in from too much suction.
YEEOOOWWWW !!!!
Then then release valve wouldn't work and I had to 'rip' the damn thing off. I called in sick the next day from work.
It turned slighly purple after being red for a couple of days, and my doctor told me that I needed a smaller pump next time !!!( true story)

I now have an abundance of stretchy nutsack skin, all from that first time.

I dare you to try this at home...keep us posted if you do.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:07 pm

at least your doctor is cool...

DaddyMassive · Post by **DaddyMassive** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:12 am

Seeing as you asked...
When they whipped out my dodgy bollock they had the good grace to adorn my scrotum with a prosthetic gonadâ€¦ so thereâ€™d be no detrimental effect to my Speedo wearing and amorous cupping scenarios.

I was 19 when this happened, so I maybe didnâ€™t develop the most mature trick. The long and short of it is I have a ball shaped piece of plastic in my nut sack that I repeatedly strike on with implements such as spoons or bottles.

To be honest I'm personally not that bothered by the process, but it causes all the men in the room to double over & the ladies get to see balls. So everyoneâ€™s a winner!..except me who dies a little inside every time.

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:44 am

You blew it with prosthetic (do you know those are available to rich people for their neutered dogs--true!) because when the bartender says "I'll betcha $500 me and him have 5 balls between us.."

muleyredux · Post by **muleyredux** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:38 pm

oneinchdick wrote: my doctor told me that I needed a smaller pump

hahaha fucking burn.

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:04 pm

Colon cancer killed my grandfather, lung cancer killed my grandmother, my step-mother has mesothelioma (on her thrid year surviving it) she is already a survivor of breast cancer. My ex had both hodgkin's lymphoma and spina bifida.

Sooo I have some very strong feelings that if you worry you might have cancer GO AND GET CHECKED OUT. That is my public service announcment..

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:36 pm

If you start losing weight hand over fist â€” as in, 1 to 2 pounds a <i>week</i>, even if you're scarfing down ice cream â€” get thee to a doctor, PRONTO TONTO.

From another colon cancer survivor.

muleyredux · Post by **muleyredux** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:01 pm

i'd rather hear from some cheeto-cancer survivors or possibly the experimental among you who heard my plight and decided to test it yourselves but are too embarrassed to come forward.

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:52 pm

is this just an odd fetish of yours :shock: