Would you like chocolate with that orgasm?

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:03 pm

Martha (Aphrodite on the playa) woke up and said she'd just dreamed of a sex camp for jaded virgins (?)
"Why don't you ask for tips and advice? You know some of those playans must have black belt skills...just imagine Cirque Berzerk or poi sex tricks some of those kids must engage in...if we could pick up even one idea it'd be worth any embarassment you might cause."

So she suggests a bite of fine dark chocolate with that orgasm and recommends Pink (silicone lubricant)...and sex in positions .
where you can both witness a sunrise or sunset over the ocean...
anyone else? (Smart asses start your engines...)

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:49 pm

Huh. After reading your post it was almost a full minute before I could blink my eyes in unison.

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:17 am

Postscript:
We never actually timed the chocolate thing right and Martha now recommends Gel manix as possibly the superior lubricant.

She also thinks you all are keeping secrets...

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:43 am

Without reading anything but the topic title: Yes.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:23 pm

When I'm getting off, the last thing I want is the taste of nasty-ass dark chocolate in my mouth.
Always tastes like ex-lax to me.

I like my chocolate like I like my coffee....WHITE !!!

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:26 pm

I don't know what Gel manix is, but I know whipped cream works great

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:38 pm

plowman wrote:I don't know what Gel manix is, but I know whipped cream works great

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I think superior lubricant wold be an understatement ....hahahahaha

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:22 pm

I still think whipped cream would taste better,
Besides, if a woman could take one of those she sure as hell wouldn't need me. I don't know how to scuba dive..

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oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:58 pm

A situation like that would only require a snorkel......and maybe a diving partner.