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Post by Box Burner » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:32 am

Iam too tired to dance anymore.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

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Post by Queue » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:35 am

Box Burner wrote:Iam too tired to dance anymore.
Then take a FUCKING break! Relax or stop trying to FUCKING burn people out of their FUCKING homes!
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Post by nogganoodle » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:22 am

Got woken up at fucking 1am by an earthquake. About 40 miles from the epicentre. Measured 5.1.

Was actually pretty cool as we don't get many of those fuckers in these parts.
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Post by ALICEtheGOON » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:11 am

nogganoodle wrote:Got woken up at fucking 1am by an earthquake. About 40 miles from the epicentre. Measured 5.1.

Was actually pretty cool as we don't get many of those fuckers in these parts.
Fuck Nogga ...catch a clue :roll:

I sent that to you all the way from sunny southern California and you didnt even know it was from me ...hmmmpff...

i am hurt.

Boxburner is gunna send you a twister ...then youll know ....

its all not just a dream.

love you girl!



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Post by roamer » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:20 am

Didn't feel a fucking thing but then I am in London, but then I didn't hear somebody break into my car either.

The fucking oiks bent the top half of the drivers door half off. I'm surprised the fucking window never slipped down as that was already broken and slips down whenever it rains. I should be able to bend it back into shape but it won't pass another MOT. Thank God I drive a 16 year old wreck, and am leaving the country to go have worldly adventures and was going to give the fucking car away in a month or so.

And there is nothing in there worth fucking stealing anyway!

This is feigned anger as I really couldn't give a flying fuck
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Post by Box Burner » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:28 am

Flying fucks are highly over-rated.

Too bad about the fucking car man. Even if you were going to give it away it would be nice if some fuckwad didn't fuck it yup first!
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

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Post by roamer » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:52 am

When I said, "give it away", I was being very fucking optimistic. Even needy people can be fucking choosy when it comes to the car they drive. It's only been good for fucking parts for a few years. It reached a point where I even stopped cleaning it's deeply scarred hide, just looking after the engine. I'm not even gonna bother locking it from now on.

Caring about new damage done to my car would be like getting a guilt trip for driving over fucking roadkill.

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Post by pinemom » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:56 am

fucken funny, Roamer!!!
Let me guess its a chevy celebrity?
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Post by roamer » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:08 am

I don't know much about European cars let alone fucking American cars. Cars all look the fucking same to me, unless it's a Hummer or a Mini.

My chosen mode of transport used to fucking resemble a Ford Escort,
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Post by Mr. Opportunity » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:57 am

ALICEtheGOON wrote: Fuck Nogga ...catch a clue :roll:

I sent that to you all the way from sunny southern California and you didnt even know it was from me ...hmmmpff...

i am hurt.

Boxburner is gunna send you a twister ...then youll know ....

its all not just a dream.

love you girl!



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THEN DANCE OR YOU ARE MY DINNER!
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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:48 pm

roamer wrote:I don't know much about European cars let alone fucking American cars. Cars all look the fucking same to me, unless it's a Hummer or a Mini.

My chosen mode of transport used to fucking resemble a Ford Escort,
Too bad it isn't a Cortina [fuck]:
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Post by AntiM » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:06 am

Fuck me, but I'd fucking forgotten how fucking miserable a task is putting fucking shingles on a fucking dollhouse. A fucking half inch scale fucking dollhouse, so they're fucking smallish buggers. I only have one fucking section done and my fucking neck and shoulders hurt like fucking hell already. Fuck.

But it looks really sharp.

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Post by roamer » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:06 pm

AntiM - any fucking little shingles turning up in places they really shouldn't yet?

Bin Noddin - I may just have to wear an Alexi Sayle style pork-fucking-pie hat when I adopt my onplaya pub landlord persona this year.
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Post by MozyBonz » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:22 pm

Fuck full ACL tear is now going to require surgery.

fucking Astroturf.

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Post by AntiM » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:23 pm

Fucking ouch!

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Post by ibdave » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:06 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Fuck full ACL tear is now going to require surgery.

fucking Astroturf.
Fucking bummer Mozy.. Fuck for your son's pain and healing time... Fuck.. :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Post by pinemom » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:18 pm

Fuck'n MozY...seems to run in the family!
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Post by ALICEtheGOON » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:05 pm

Mr. Opportunity wrote:
ALICEtheGOON wrote: Fuck Nogga ...catch a clue :roll:

I sent that to you all the way from sunny southern California and you didnt even know it was from me ...hmmmpff...

i am hurt.

Boxburner is gunna send you a twister ...then youll know ....

its all not just a dream.

love you girl!





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THEN DANCE OR YOU ARE MY DINNER!


Fuck ...i taste like chicken

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Post by Box Burner » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:15 am

fuck Mozy. that truly sucks. I always hated astroturf,
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Post by AntiM » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:04 pm

Frell me, some freakin' freaks have no friggin' sense of frakking humor. Fudge! Fetch! I think "Crispy Frickin' Chicken" is flipping hilarious!

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15438233/detail.html

Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Kinetik V » Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:13 pm

Mondays fucking suck swollen and infected donkey balls.
This is a vent post...scroll bars are to your right to ignore it.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Stark.

Congratulations on your ability to pull off insurance fraud. It was interesting to see how someone could take a minor fenderbender that caused $291 dollars in damage along with a $125 doctor visit and $47 in prescription costs, sit on it for several months, then turn down the standard settlement offer and then go hire an unethical, lowball, sleazebag attorney who is quickly becoming known as a bottomfeeder of his profession to try and milk $7 MILLION from someone. On top of that your sleazebag attorney wanted to keep the case open for years so that if you sneezed wrong and pulled a muscle you could go back to court and try and milk more money from me.

I'm sorry that you learned the hard way about 11 USC TITLE 11, Chapter 7 and it's provisions. And I'm sorry that all you were able to get from the grossly over-exaggerated claim was for my insurance company to bend over and take it in the pooper and hand out $100K for the priviledge. I hope you enjoy your ill gotten gains and that the money causes you nothing but misery, heartache, and despair. By the way I would strongly suggest that you and your wife become familiar with 26 U.S.C. §61, Section 104. You can guaran-fucking-tee that the IRS will be notified about your windfall and what amount is taxable.

No longer your walking ATM and cash cow...
And oh yeah, FUCK YOU!
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Post by pinemom » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:21 am

fuck m n m stark!
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Post by mdmf007 » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:56 am

We are way to litigous in this country. Something happens, Car wreck, hot coffee in lap, etc and everyone assumes they just won the lottery.

We need serious tort reform in this country - Just my 2 cents

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Post by Kinetik V » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:24 am

mdmf007 wrote:We are way to litigous in this country. Something happens, Car wreck, hot coffee in lap, etc and everyone assumes they just won the lottery.

We need serious tort reform in this country - Just my 2 cents
Amen.

Just to make it clear, I had no problem with paying the guy's claim, providing it was fair and reasonable. This claim at the end was anything but...the sleezebag attorney tried to make this into a mini-Powerball payday for the couple and himself and that's not right.

I really wish things had worked out better than they have...it's fucking depressing to lose your house, your truck, and a bunch of other stuff and end up moving 400+ miles away from everything you've ever known to start over. The new start is refreshing but it came at a very high cost. And I'm still pretty depressed about it all...who wouldn't be? But each day seems to be getting better and that's what counts.

Edit: I forgot to say FUCK!!! It's the fuck thread after all.
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Post by robbidobbs » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:47 pm

Got rejection note from attempted employer.
Got moribund. Didn't get drunk since it costs money.
Submitted resumes to 2 temp agencies in area.
Watched most of Hogfather, until signal crapped out.
Still not feeling chipper. Have a job fair tomorrow.
Note to self: put on happy face tomorrow for the practice.

Fuck. I hate job hunting.

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Post by AntiM » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:38 pm

Fuck, had an EMG on my left hand and arm today. Fucking shock you then fucking stick needles in you. FUCK! That fucking HURTS!

Yeah, I have a pinched nerve in my elbow, how fucking wonderful.

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Post by BAS » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:48 pm

Fuck! I got a fucking parking ticket on Wednesday, got a notice reminding me of one I got early and lost Thursday on my way to work..., and then got another parking ticket while at work! On my way home from work, I stopped at the store, and my debit card was declined on the first attempt, then went through if I told the machine it was a credit card. I am overdrawn yet again, since the bank's overdraft fees are high enough to keep me from getting ahead..., and I still have to pay for such things as fucking food and fucking gas!

I found out after I got home Thursday than my Aunt Corkey is expected to die in the next 2-7 days. My parents are flying down to Wichita Friday to be with her and Uncle Harold. I always liked my Aunt Corkey-- she's on my Mom's side of the family and they are more open minded than my dad's relatives. (My dad also likes my mom's side of the family better.) This news has put a fucking damper on my 4 day weekend, which I had been looking forward to spending at my brother's for a get together he hosts around the University of Wisconsin-- Platteville's role playing game convention.

I also found out that one of my co-worker's really IS requesting off every fucking Saturday over the summer! I have the lowest seniority, so, unless I can schedule around my four day weekend and everyone else's time off, I am going to get screwed for going on any trips. If I can' take a camping trip I was thinking about setting up with some of my friends, I am really going to be fucking annoyed!

With fucking gas prices expected to fucking go to fucking US$4/gallon soon, and the parking fucking tickets, I have been working on my idea for an enclosed adult tricycle. I found out that what I have been trying to design is technically called a "tadpole trike" velomobile. Apparently they are popular in the Netherlands, and are gaining in popularity in Germany. Trouble is, they cost about US$5,000 over there, and more than fucking double that if imported into the U.S.A.! :shock: ! So I am back to fucking trying to design and figure out how to build my own! I fucking need to fucking strike it fucking rich so I can save fucking money!!!

And I have been fucking short on energy a lot lately. And now I seem to be out of energy for fucking typing. Fuck.
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Post by MozyBonz » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:00 am

fucking fucker

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Post by mojo » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:39 am

MozyBonz wrote:fucking fucker
Mozy deemed it, and therefore it is fucking so.

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Post by MozyBonz » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:53 am

mojo wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:fucking fucker
Mozy deemed it, and therefore it is fucking so.
I’m fucking sorry

My son has surgery Friday

A fucking full ACL tare also now we find out he has a Meniscus tear also

Now he will be out of lacrosse for 8 to 9 months
He really loves playing and this is just fucking killing him.

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