Stag Camp

Funky Monkey Mech · Post by **Funky Monkey Mech** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:55 pm

it is well protected... fire and electricity can be fun... shot gun shell in a tube on a mouse trap with a nail for the firing pin can be more fun... it is well hidden and traped... trust me... the smaller safe box is well in a location that you can't find unless you really really really know me super well...

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:35 pm

Evening Family,
Well sister and i have been planting, planting, planting, seeds for a week now, getting ready for our garden. All those little, tiny pots of dirt look so funny sitting in the greenhouses! Anyway, late August is a good harvest month here in the willamette valley, so we will be bringing fresh produce for everyone(barring locust plagues and major drought!

) We will need to take into accout the stinky garbage, and weather vs. produce factors, but we can also gift some if need be! My man tells me all the time that I was put on this earth to "feed the world" one person at a time! I hope everyone is hungry will be on my tombstone.
Well, loved ones good night, I must rest my gloriously dirty hands.

Pyche! I washed them before the 'puter!

ha ha ha ha ha
p.s. my tickets are in the safe with my porn stash! Just kidding! Man, am I tired.

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:09 pm

Whew! Just got done "planting" burning man ticket in the back yard. No one steal it from me there!!! All nice and secure in its own Merican tin can. I'll miss it being on the fridge but security comes at a price as we all know. HE HE he. oh no...how many paces was that?

Congrats on the planting! My dear sister is an avid gardener as well. I say she is an extreme gardner. Her vegetable garden gets bigger every year and the landscape around her house is always becoming more complex. I'm not much of a vegetarian but I look forward to some well grown vegies to go with my BACON! Brokenscene will be happy to as she lives on them. Mmmmm. Stir fry!!!!

If rodents invade my box truck my heart will be broken.

edited because everyone else is doing it.

Â¡Niers! · Post by **Â¡Niers!** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:34 am

Twin,
thumbs up on the gardening!
My boyfriend and I are moving into a house this weekend and we are going to have a nice garden. I plan on growing tons of carrots and am sure there will be plenty to bring.
Just curious, where abouts do you live in the Willamette Valley? Tom and I live in Eugene. I've got a bunch of friends that are going to a local burn sometime soon, I'll have to find out when and where, but sounds fun to me. I'll get you the info if you're interested.
Opie, I'm not sure where Aurora is, but maybe you'd be interested?

I'm kinda nervous these days. The company I work for is leaking whispers of layoffs. That sucks cause when you get used to making a certain amount of money, thoughts of losing it are scary.
On the other hand, my brother and I have been working on starting a fabrication shop, and that might just force me to have the time and get super serious about it.
We'll see what happens.

Ok......When I get my ticket in the mail, I am hiding it like a dirty little secret. It's not that it's alot of money, it's just that I've never been one to plan ahead. So, for me to plan this far ahead is a milestone. Hence this being my first year to go after knowing about BM for many years and shoulda-coulda-woulda-but-didn't.

Anyway

ok

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:42 am

Aurora=2 hours north of Eugene but south of Portland off of I5. I'm interested in the local burn. Does it have a name?

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:44 am

Iniers- sister and i live in Cottage Grove 20 minutes south. every time we go to Eugene we have to pass exit 188a and we look over longingly knowing we will go that way soon to get home. I am glad we have the gardening to do, it will help pass the time!

melancholy harlot · Post by **melancholy harlot** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:52 am

"I hope everyone is hungry" on a tombstone is the most delightfully macabre and gothic thing I've heard since my last read of Oscar Wilde. Made my morning, twin, very nice.

Funky Monkey Mech · Post by **Funky Monkey Mech** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:42 am

I do like that it would be intresting saw a funny one a guy in NJ had on his tombstone
It said

" I told you I was sick.. But you did not believe me... now get off my dam grave!"
I am sorry if I got morbid humor but I think that is funny !

seeka · Post by **seeka** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:20 pm

hey all staggers new and old, i can't wait to see you in aug...
thank you funky monkey for your healing thoughts, i'm feeling 100%

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:49 pm

Wow.
Must be nice to be able to plant this early.
We still have snow and the ground is still frozen.
We did have our first warm day today,41 degrees.
Would have been nice, except for the wind.

Â¡Niers! · Post by **Â¡Niers!** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:27 am

Twin
Damn, I hope your efforts in planting your garden weren't just beaten to death by this freezing cold night we just had. I got off work at 2am and my car was covered with frost, and not just a light frost, the kind that kills freshly planted gardens. Hope what you meant by planting was that you started planting in your greenhouses. I know we've been having alot of nice weather lately, but let's not be fooled, we know there's more of these cold days in hell to come.
I'm crossing my fingers for ya.

HAHA, I just read about your bacon bra.......the cool thing is that I don't have to pay money to see that.

No clue how you're gonna pull that one off, but when there's a will, there's bacon.

Can't wait to see you too, Seeka! New guy here, but the way all you staggers open your arms, I feel good and welcome.

Man, I am on such a different schedule than most of the world. I guess it's appropriate to wish everyone a good morning, while I have myself a good night.

ok

Â¡Niers! · Post by **Â¡Niers!** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:32 am

Or is it.......when there's bacon, there's a way.

ok

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:24 am

Bisquits, Bacon, and Boobs for Breakfast!!
It is the most important meal of the day.
The three "B"s, sounds like a well "rounded"
diet to me.....

.

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:26 pm

iNiers,
Your schedule will be perfect for burning man especially if you plan to drive down at night. I worked the graveyard shift when I was welding too.

Seeka--Who are you? I will except clues.

ALERT!! All Staggers, prospective Staggers, lurkers and anyone planning to go to the burn. BUY YOUR TICKET NOW!! Sorry to yell but you already know you are going so just do it. With a potential cap on tickets it will be very expensive to get tickets close to the event. Don't delay. This year procrastination could turn in to the ruinous disappointment of not being able to participate. Ok maybe all of this is 3 months in advance but you know you need that ticket so off to the ticket page you go. Good

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:04 pm

Seeka, do we know you?
If not, will we?
Did you camp with us last burn?
Are you planning to camp with us this burn?
Give us more clues.

Ah yes, a stagger mystery, or is it a mystery stagger??

Funky Monkey Mech · Post by **Funky Monkey Mech** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:53 pm

I know who it is :).... IT IS DA JESSICA!!!! as in Danny and Jessica.... YA

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:00 pm

Damn! I was hoping for a little game to justify checking in here more often. It is great to have you here with us again Seeka.

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:28 pm

Hey Family-How was your day? Mine was good.

iNiers, fear not brother we have the little seeds in greenhouses with heaters even! Not only that we have itty bitty sprouts, coming out of the little pots! Hooray!!!

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:20 pm

My day was good too. It was productive with a quality product at the end of the day. No mud is a good thing. The recent good weather has me spoiled.

If frost threatens established plants irrigating them while the cold is happening can save them from bad damage. At least that is what the local tree farm does. It probably won't work as well on succulents as it does on woody plants. The conversion of water from liquid to ice releases energy which makes the plants not as cold. I have never applied the principle though and I used to be a f*&$ing agriculturalist!

melancholy harlot · Post by **melancholy harlot** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:37 pm

Alright. I did it. Even though my job doesn't start for another month... and is hardly even a guaranteed thing... I gave them the number to the plastic thing that lets me spend money I don't have. My burning man tic should be in the mail some glorious day soon.

Long live our credit based economy!
Long live the burn!

Until next time--
One melancholy harlot signing off.

Somnivore · Post by **Somnivore** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:23 am

I read these words of frost and snow and find pity on my fellow Staggers! Guess it is left for me to soak up the glorious rays of sunshine and perfect mid 70 degree weather as I ride all week during bike week here in Daytona.

Even got sunburned yesterday

.

Plowman, you forgot one other very important "B" that is great to get (er, I mean have

) in the morning... Let the games begin!

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:35 pm

Beer!!

Â¡Niers! · Post by **Â¡Niers!** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:36 am

my sick, perverted mind was thinking....blowjob.

Somnivore · Post by **Somnivore** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:57 am

Okay, so maybe there are 5 "B"s. Niers got the one I was thinking of...Shel, you must be getting old buddy....

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:22 pm

I was thinking b.j. also but I'm not much of a beer drinker. (My blood is 50% hard alchohol, thanks dad.) ha ha ha

Funky Monkey Mech · Post by **Funky Monkey Mech** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:46 pm

LMAO i was going to say B.J. but ahh i thought i was going to sound a bit like a perv so i held back... lmao wow funny how we all think the same way...

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:41 pm

Wow!!!
Are you guys serious???
Are people still doing that sort of thing?
Amazing! (sarcasm)

That was my thought also but I didn't want to be to forward.

The 5"B"s, what a buffet line!!

Somni,
Who you callin "old"?????

Remember,
You have to grow old,but
You don't have to grow up!!

.

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:41 pm

Maybe we should have a B-astagger, B-reakfast, B-name, B-uffet, one morning in camp!!!

Yum! I can think of all kinds of food that starts with B!!! ha ha ha

Great news, I just got off the phone with sister and we have just purchased our r.v.!:D

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:12 pm

Yay for the RV!!!

Funky Monkey Mech · Post by **Funky Monkey Mech** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:26 pm

RV's Make amazing wind breaks

hee hee i know who i will camp close to lol ...