Name CapSamshy's wife playa name

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:29 pm

Ok, CapSamshy wife is going to grace us in joining Cap on the Playa this year. So she needs a Playa name to get her in the swing of things.

Please be nice or Cap will frag your ass with C-4 or something worse...

I'll cast mine now..

"The Misses"

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:21 pm

Wow...that's a tall order. We have no pictures to go on, and no background to work with. For many of the people I know the playa names came to them or were given to them while on the playa. YMMV...this will interesting to see what suggestions come up.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:13 am

Ohhh I wanna play...But Yes K5 makes an excellant point....

YO, Smashy, gonna give us some tidbits on the wifey?

ie...
what do you call her
what did her friends in school call her
what is her favorite art
whats her favorite cocktail
who's her favorite Bitch heroine
whats her favorite color
what color are her eyes
???????

editted cause I cant spell.....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:14 am

Donâ€™t need any of that if you just call her â€œ Fluffy Bunny â€œ

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:18 am

I think there is already a fluffy bunny over at Camp Fluffer.

I'd have to agree that it would be hard to hand someone a playa name if you've never met them but playa-names dont have to come from the playa. Mine comes from a snowmobiling trip a couple of years ago when I barked at someone for drinking all of my Maker's Mark.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:27 am

Mrs. CapSmashy.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:28 am

Bitter Dan -

I think he's lucky that your playa name isn't now "Homocidal Maniac".

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:55 am

I think he's lucky that your playa name isn't now "Homocidal Maniac".

Haha luckily for him there was plenty of other alcoholic beverages available.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:06 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Donâ€™t need any of that if you just call her â€œ Fluffy Bunny â€œ

I'm inclined to go with the Zule method too. I like:

"Sugar"
(since I'm from the south, you'd have to pronounce it "Shug-ah" and be sure to draw out the vowels ever so slightly)

Borrowing from Zule:

"Sugar Bunny"
How about:

"Kimi Summore"
(Sort of in the "Bond girl" tradition)

I've got it!

"Hussy!"

(That's old-school southern-ese for a woman who was considered a tramp, usually prefaced by "shameless." For example, "That girl ain't nothin' but a shameless hussy!" Thinking about the great lineage of James Bond engenue names, such as "Pussy Galore", got me thinking, "...now what rhymes with 'pussy' or some such, but is not going to be too pretentious or too common?...hmmm..."

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:23 pm

Admiral Smashy.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:43 pm

Major Smashy

(there can be only one Admiral, and only one Kernul)

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:53 pm

Commodore Smashy.

She clearly outranks him.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:16 pm

Lass Smashy

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:39 pm

SheSmashy.....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:47 pm

Capn's Shorty, yo.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:12 pm

Komerade.... Ivanna Smashy.....

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:31 pm

Smashalicious.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:26 pm

AntiM wrote:Smashalicious.

Hummmm VERY VERY GOOD.......

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:33 pm

I think we have a winner.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:08 pm

Smashalicious Is very good but it is to early to settle for it yet,

Presumably she is smaller than smashy , more like a Squeeze than a smash

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:22 pm

Lil Squishy

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:09 pm

Ugh. I would think the name could/should have some connection to the Cap'n.

It's more cutesy that way.

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:13 pm

Yeah I don't really know the cap'n so i am quite useless for this..

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:20 pm

Well, I am only the most casual of acquaintances, so there's that.

Okay, duh. I see - Squishy/Smashy - I get it now. Still, my vote goes for Anti-M's.

To whom I am also casually acquainted.

Thanks, E-playa Meet & Greet!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:22 pm

Oh, and then there's Zulegoona.

I could tell you some stories about Zule.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:07 am

Demolition Ma'am.

It keeps within the ideas of Smashy's name while still allowing her her own identity....
Just a thought.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:55 am

going off of OregonRed
how bout

Da'maam!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:14 am

OregonRed wrote:Demolition Ma'am.

It keeps within the ideas of Smashy's name while still allowing her her own identity....
Just a thought.

Has anyone met her , are we sure she has her own identity, maybe â€œ my wifeâ€

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:47 am

Zulegoona wrote:
OregonRed wrote:Demolition Ma'am.

It keeps within the ideas of Smashy's name while still allowing her her own identity....
Just a thought.

Has anyone met her , are we sure she has her own identity, maybe â€œ my wifeâ€

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:52 am

Zulegoona wrote:
OregonRed wrote:Demolition Ma'am.

It keeps within the ideas of Smashy's name while still allowing her her own identity....
Just a thought.

Has anyone met her , are we sure she has her own identity, maybe â€œ my wifeâ€