God Hates Shrimp

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:00 am

God don't like it, God don't like it, I don't like it too!

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

I am so glad that serious Americans are engaged in such a glorious and important battle!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:30 am

That does it! I'm moving to the Devil's camp. Red Lobster here I come!

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:53 am

If anybody wants the domain GodHatesKansas.Com, it's expiring soon. I had a graphic of a cross being hammered into a swastika by some angry Phelps caricatures, but then that tornado wiped out and entire city in Kansas --including the Baptist churches--and proved by their logic that God really does hate them. ("Thank God for Katrina," et al) I didn't feel like rubbing it in.

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:02 pm

Mermaids!!
Can't get enough.
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:16 pm

Shrimp are niether fished nor farmed sustainably.

*gets off soapbox and exits thread*

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:15 pm

mmmm I had shrimp for dinner last night. More I want more!!!!

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:56 pm

Don't know much about farmed shrimp but wild ones...

if you want to strip mine the sea bottom like bulldozer paths, throw away (dead) 95% of the animals you catch (including turtles, never mind the "turtle excluders", then shrimp are for you.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:41 am

You must be warned that this prohibition includes all shellfish, crabs, clams, lobsters and, yes, oysters.

God has spoken.

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:03 am

do you think god has a shellfish allergy?

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:20 am

That does it! I'm moving to the Devil's camp. Red Lobster here I come!

I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:38 am

ragabashpup wrote:do you think god has a shellfish allergy?

I don't know what his fucking problem is. Since kosher/halal restrictions derive from which meat can be sacrificed to God, then it may be that the shellfish usually arrived at the temple already dead, or in a state where it was hard to tell if it was dead or not. My take.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:06 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:You must be warned that this prohibition includes all shellfish, crabs, clams, lobsters and, yes, oysters.

God has spoken.

"I don't know, man, but you're harshing my buzz, dude. ~~
** puts on Cyber Goggles and shuts out the world**

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:59 am

ugly dougly wrote...."God don't like it, God don't like it, I don't like it too!"

would you be paraphrasing one of my favorite late night Wack Jobs, Dr. Gene Scott?

he's right up there with Joe Franklin....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:39 am

God Hates Shrimp

BUT.......

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:20 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:ugly dougly wrote...."God don't like it, God don't like it, I don't like it too!"

would you be paraphrasing one of my favorite late night Wack Jobs, Dr. Gene Scott?

he's right up there with Joe Franklin....

That man is the Prophet, let me tell you...

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:26 pm

The shrimp is both state bird AND state flower of Planet Steve. There are 33 shrimp (and eleven strips of bacon) on the state flag.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:32 pm

robotland wrote:The shrimp is both state bird AND state flower of Planet Steve. There are 33 shrimp (and eleven strips of bacon) on the state flag.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:02 pm

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:56 am

THE SHRIMP-SPANGLED BANNER!!!!!!!!

Holy shit, Bonz! That rocks IMMENSELY!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:41 am

robotland wrote:THE SHRIMP-SPANGLED BANNER!!!!!!!!

Holy shit, Bonz! That rocks IMMENSELY!

Any time ~~Max Wind Speed~~....um er I mean robotland