Name CapSamshy's wife playa name

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:29 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Smashalicious Is very good but it is to early to settle for it yet,

Presumably she is smaller than smashy , more like a Squeeze than a smash

Smushy?

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:53 pm

Smashette?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:33 pm

Frau Kapitan Smaschy
Kapitanin Smaschy
Die Kapitanin

Sorry, I'm reverting to my German subpersona. Maybe B.B. Sue can give us a good Russian Accent name that will compliment wodka.

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:09 am

..oo i have one! TITWHI !!

thatistherewhatthehellinsect .

wait a dargone second...is that one taken??

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:40 am

let me guess ...you were 3 sheets to the wind when you wrote that, eh?
Alice?

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:51 am

Ok, combining AntiM's "Smashalicious" and Ragabashpup's "L'il Squishy", how about,

"Squishalicious"

I like the added alliteration. If we still want to relate her to the Cap'n somehow, then she could add "Skipper"

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:04 pm

Do we need to get the kernel and The CO to set up a search party for the Cap????

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:42 pm

My guess, is he's on the lurker side-lines...... jus giggling......

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:59 pm

pinemom wrote:let me guess ...you were 3 sheets to the wind when you wrote that, eh?
Alice?

Oh my god pinemom you were dead on with the guess.

No slight to TITWI's name ....its a great one.

First time Sumo told me what titwi meant....my mind hiccuped.

seeyas

Alice

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:34 am

hahaaaa
ok I now remember...yup, he explained it to me a couple times before I could remember it.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:24 pm

Bump....

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:47 pm

TITWI is the best playa name I have ever heard! Even more so because I know what it means.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:53 am

Right-o, what's all this then?

A few tidbits...

1. She has violent reactions to all things... cutesy.
2. She is definately her own person, so no need to associate names.
3. Where's the fucking coffee, worm.
4. She enjoys a good Rieslin...

Gimmie that keyboard. Don't you have something to go clean?"

"Hello, I am Doctor Jet Sinister. I assist the Captain in an advisory capacity, by telling him what, when and how to do things."

Um... yes... thanks dear... for the input... um...

Where was I?

Oh yes...

5. She enjoys a good Riesling.
6. DO NOT give her access to portable implements of impalement, fire, monkeys and/or strong hallucinogenics.
7. Brain/mouth filter shorted out many years ago.
8. Do not taunt Jet Sinister "That's DOCTOR, dear Oh yes...
8a. Do not taunt DOCTOR Jet Sinister.

So yes... there you have it. She really is quite pleasant provided you follow all the rules associated with being in Her presence.

For reference sake, previous monikers have included

1. Bitch Goddess
2. The Bitch Goddess, aka: She Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken Aloud, sort of like Hastuer, but much worse. Hallucinogen ban put into effect. Luckily, most of the warrants have since expired.
3. Syndra or Syn for short. Impalement item ban. The limp cleared up in about 6 months, so it wasn't that bad.
4. Dr Jet Awesome. Forced to change moniker to present incarnation after the "alleged" incident with the monkeys and the cute shiny fairy princess raver girl that tried to sprinkle her with fairy dust. Let's just say a monkey will fit and fly back out... and that fairy dust is quite flammable with the proper application of accelerants and a hot enough flame. Open flame ban
5. Dr. Jet Sinister. Present incarnation. Seems to be working well.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:54 am

ibdave wrote:Bump....

That bump looks infected dave... you should have that checked.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:14 pm

CapSmashy wrote:
ibdave wrote:Bump....
That bump looks infected dave... you should have that checked.

Mozy, could Bump check my bump Please.....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:34 pm

ibdave wrote:
CapSmashy wrote:
ibdave wrote:Bump....
That bump looks infected dave... you should have that checked.

Mozy, could Bump check my bump Please.....

No itâ€™s red because he keeps playing with it.

I really donâ€™t think it will help to have bump play with it some more Dave.

But I will ask her. â€¦she said Just leave it alone and let it heal some first.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:41 pm

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CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:47 pm

ibdave wrote:So Cap, your saying the Misses Playa name is form here on out to be known as.......
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DOCTOR Jet Sinister?????

Well now, in all actuality, I can not tell you specifically what to call her, but be warned, she will not have any problem telling you precisely how she feels about it.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:34 am

And, she comes with a warning label.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:49 am

I have to say, ol' Doc Jet Sinister sounds like quite a handful.

Is the "Doctor" bit because she's got an M.D.? or a Ph.D.?

If a Ph.D., what's it in?

This is not directed at Doc Sinister, since I don't know her, but I have to say, in my opinion, it's pretty annoying and when M.D.'s insist on being addressed as "Doctor." My opinion on this matter is that a "Doctor" is just a "Mister" or "Ms" with a medical degree. Why should they get their own separate prefix, just because of their profession?

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:34 pm

She's "Doctor" because she likes how it sounds.

Jet Sinister is good, but add the Doctor and people tend to take her menacing posturing more seriously.

Although, she will be entering post graduate work after Burning Man.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:30 am

I was thinking about this last night...about Docotr Jet Sinister and her evil minions...and possible alternative names.

Cap'n Smashy, after you described her temperment a bit, and borrowing from the discussion above, this came to me in a flash last night...

"Queen Bitchalicious"

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:51 pm

I know I'm a dollar late and a buck shy, but

Remington Snatch and Capt. Smashy has a nice ring to it .