Take It To Zsu Zsu

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:43 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:We're starting to train the voice recognition software that will make Zsu Zsu interact with you on the playa. So tell me, if you walked up to a heart shaped trailer with a supposed drama queen locked inside and a sign pointing at a baguette of bread (microphone) that said "Talk to Zsu Zsu", what would you say to her?

If you offer us your brief comments and quotes here, she may have a response ready for you at Burning Man 2008 when you say it in person.

Zsu Zsu has stopped crying without telling you why and will listen as long as you do not bore her.

c'mere ...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:56 am

Zsu Zsu, wake uuuu-up. Cock a doodle little poodle.

I got some breakfast for you. You like chicken? Poulet s'il vous plaÃ®t?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:50 pm

Eh. Nnnn. You ask if I like cheeken, how eez it prepared? I am starveeng and eet eez all your fault!

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:37 pm

Coq au vin, I believe. We wouldn't feed you italian.

(because you wouldn't appreciate it, you little bitch. I'd love to shove some Hassenpfeffer down your throat.)

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:19 am

in a stage whisper Whoa Fishy, take it easy on our little croissant. She's going through an emotional time right now.

a-hem, There there Zsu Zsu. I am here for you. The chicken is prepared with love, of course, and served in a generous portion.

struts ... You like?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:55 am

Big Cock: I think she expects you to masticate it yourself, then spit it into her mouth, baby bird style. Bon apetit!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:19 pm

BigCock wrote:She's going through an emotional time right now.

Like when isn't she? She's got the whole lot of you fooled. Besides, she'd rather feed on your flesh.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:08 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:Eh. Nnnn. You ask if I like cheeken, how eez it prepared? I am starveeng and eet eez all your fault!

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu

Mange du merde (et meurt, pute!)

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:42 pm

Zsu Zsu finally acknowledges me:

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oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:41 pm

What kind of pump is that ?

I tried to hook up a motion sensor to a sump pump for a piece in my camp years ago...the sensitivity wouldn't dial down enough.

I tell you what, if that fucking cunt spits on me, and I will soak her whole trailor down....and drown her gerbil !!!

Mange du merde (et meurt, pute!)

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:12 pm

Super Soaker water gun through aquarium hose. Should be enough for the recompression party. Chris Munz on our crew says he has another way using hydraulic actuators that we may try for the installation.

I'm hoping that her reaction to my pleas for her affection is just the beginning of a long and promising courtship... IN FRANCE!

BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:46 pm

Ive had my love french kiss moi,
I have even had mi amor blow one to me.

butt.... never have I expierenced a blown french kiss
such as this

ohhhhh my kitten, Zsu Zsu, your ways of love...
your sensual salivation, raining down on my parched soul,
saves me from a dry, desolate existence

I love you
spit upon me again.

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:11 pm

(STolen...& adapted...from tonights WOOt.com product write-up...)

A beautiful woo-man like you, Zsu-Zsu, she needs zee beautiful camera. Not to use herzelf, no no, perish zee thought. Rather to be used upon her like zee mongoooz usez zee cobra. But perhaps, my English, she iz like zee adulterous wife: amuzing to othairz but heartbreaking to you. I zpeak of zee Samsung NV11 10.1 Megapixel Black Digital Camera.

Zsu-Zsu, like your eyez, zee blue ring iz zee zign of qualitee. Each powerful Schneider Kreuznach lens captures zee tiny detailz, like zee way you brush zee hair from your eyez az you giggle. Zair! You did it just now. Oh, my heart, it reels like zee box-air after zee punch. Yet, your eyez inzpiair me too ztand again. Give me zee worzt, life! For I can take it now! And those dar-leeng eyez will not be red thankz to zee built in Red-eye Fix, as well as zee built in flash and zee Advanced Shake Reduction. Yes, Zsu-Zsu, you will look at zee photos and never know how my handz trembled while I looked at you. Oh! My heart, it flutters az though I was Tony Ztark on zee coastair-du-rolla!

But, my Zsu-Zsu, let uz not dwell on zee rattle in my chezt. Let uz think of pretty thingz, like zee built in Face Recognition AF & AE. Like me, zee Samsung NV11 10.1 Megapixel Black Digital Camera will zee you from acrozz zee crowded room and know zee optimum level. Oh, how I wish I could have zee optimum level! I would be like zee Black American Exprezz Card Holdair of Love! And yet, you are zeeing zat jerk from Bozton. Oh, Zsu-Zsu! My heart, it explodez like zee tunnails below zee toiletz below zee Eifell Towarz! Except instead of zee gas, it is zee love zat tears me up inzide! Zee leftovair tamale of love, eet eez trapped within me and demandz zatizfaction!

Zsu-Zsu, am I not az clear az zee 2.7 inch LCD Screen with Smart Touch? Muzt I play zee fool? Ah! Would zat I could understand zee wo-man! But no, no. It eez zee fate of me. Zo pleaze, buy ziz Samsung NV11 10.1 Megapixel Black Digital Camera and remember zee moment we shared. Zay nothing, Zsu-Zsu. Eetâ€¦ eet iz bettair zis way. Eet iz bettair.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:30 am

I am so proud to be associated with such talent!

Clockwise from left: Magic, Chris, Dustin, David, Latrina Bidet and Munz (Jeff not pictured. Get well soon Grin!). Updates on the progress blog at http://www.mutantvehicle.com/zsu_zsu_progress.htm

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue May 13, 2008 10:44 am

Are you an accordion or concertina player or do you know one? Zsu Zsu is looking for you.

Tiahaar: That was the best ad copy I've ever read! Great idea! Zsu Zsu endorsements!

I hate eet less zan all zee ozzers.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri May 16, 2008 6:03 am

Zsu Zsu is not amused:

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Another reason the Kiwis rule!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri May 16, 2008 7:55 pm

Fuck that French BITCH !!!!

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Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat May 17, 2008 6:20 am

Nice one, Dick. I found myself especially aroused by the quick spank of her booty in bloomers, then I thought: "Wait, that was a female ass, right?" I suppose the occasional hetero-check is good for my marriage.

At our Yuri's Night Recompression here in Reno last month, we did a Zsu Zsu game show. The video did not come out, but the audio did. It's tough to understand if you were not there, but here's the link courtesy of Munz:
http://www.hotshottherobot.com/other/mp ... %20Zsu.mp3

The screaming at the end of the game show (before the song) is when the Zsu Zsu robot comes from behind the curtain and spits on everyone. Enjoy.
Thanks to Nathan, A_Delle, Goddess Donna, Bernie, and Juice for producing such fun entertainment!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:21 am

I especially like the appearance of Feelth in the video, although Feelth does look like he has the mumps.

He needs a haircut too, he almost looks like a cat !!!

feelth is a dude..........right ?

BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:11 pm

CECI N'EST PAS UN JOUET QUI PEUT ETRE UTILISE PAR DES ENFANTS!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:04 am

"Les enfants te font la graisse et puis la comptent allaiter votre sein-- ce n'est pas acceptable"

-Zsu Zsu

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:54 pm

Yikes! It looks like we are going to need a lot more volunteers than I thought to satisfy the requirements of the perimeter crew for the Zsu Zsu Burn event immediately after The Man burns. If you don't plan to see The Man burn up close this year, please consider joining us, and here's what you'll win:

* Watch the Man Burn from near the 3:00 Promenade without playing the "down in front" fascism game.
* Make friends and answer questions about Zsu Zsu from the participants that line the perimeter you will maintain.
* Spread a secret "meme" among the crowd at a key point in the performance.
* Wear and take home as a memento a special piece of Zsu Zsu swag.

If you are interested, please drop me a private message and I'll hook you up with our Fire Safety Liaison.

Zsu Zsu says: "Fuck you. You defend me."

With gratitude,

-Mister Jellyfish

Dusza Beben · Post by **Dusza Beben** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:06 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:37 am

Zsu Zsu was born on "Playa Friday". Only one month of shopping days left! Don't forget that she expects platitudes and "geefts" all through the month. To listen to her birthday song performed by Franny Corsick, click here:

http://www.mutantvehicle.com/sounds/zsu ... rthday.mp3

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:49 pm

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:50 pm

If you don't plan to see The Man burn up close this year, please consider joining us

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:36 pm

The official Zsu Zsu greeting is:

Kiss right cheek
Kiss left cheek
Spit on shoes

Cheek preference may vary.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:27 pm

I dare the bitch to spit on my shoes!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:19 am

Hereâ€™s a link to a story that ran on the cover of the â€œLivingâ€

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:56 pm

Ack! Finally unloaded and now it's just about sifting, sorting and laundry. The Zsu Zsu Cru was amazing, and we raise a glass to Zsu Zsu-- though not the one with Feelth's "thing" in it...

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Take It To Zsu Zsu

Chicken

Re: Chicken

French kiss blowing

a camera for Zsu-Zsu!

Zsu ZSu Crew

Accordion or Concertina player

Faux du Fau Fau

Zsu Zsu Game Show

AVERTISSEMENT

Volunteers wanted for perimeter crew

Zsu Zsu in the News

For Immediate Release