Goddess as Kali

Hamandegger · Post by **Hamandegger** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:56 am

You may not have to go to Burning Man this year, it may come to you, an economy where money is valueless, where only the elite will have electric power, lots of structures will be going up in spectacular blazes and Ramen will be the staple food, while it lasts. You can go out and get drunk in the desert and hope there is gas in the pumps to get you home and that your A.T.M. card will still work at Dennys or you can prepare for the real big event by staying home and making some minimal preparations for the upcoming hard times. Oh fuck it , just go party, Obama's gonna fix everything right?

oFZo · Post by **oFZo** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:59 am

You're better at this Doom thing than Apokiliptika!

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:20 pm

Well I'll tell you what. There is no other 50,000 people in the world I would rather spend my last days with than the people at burning man. Not to mention the fact that burners will be the only one's left alive after the apocalypse. Shit, I think I'm better off a burning man than trying to ride out the storm in suburban neighborhood...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:09 pm

i guess this means we can go back to the pre 97' rules and bring live ammo, huh...

i still havent paid that ticket to the blm for the "incident" in 2002.

fuck, they confiscated my lover, my beautiful honda cb900, named "scherazade", so i think they got the better of the bargain, as it was only $100 fine (and time served-58 days)....

ok, i'm gonna need ALOT of acetylene, some old hot water tanks, and a some .223 full metal jackets.

and some monkeys.........and a 55gallon drum of Creme de Banane...

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:42 pm

There would be a meltdown of monumental proportions if the event was to run past 10 or 12 days. food, water, shitters, all would start to wain.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:37 pm

but it hardly EVER wains on the playa that time of year....

well, sometimes it does...

weally.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:38 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:i guess this means we can go back to the pre 97' rules and bring live ammo, huh...

ok, i'm gonna need ALOT of acetylene, some old hot water tanks, and a some .223 full metal jackets.

and some monkeys.........and a 55gallon drum of Creme de Banane...

Skip the .223 FMJ.....Go for 20mm!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:31 pm

He has a bad shoulder, he can't handle the kick.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:49 pm

well, if you fill an old hot water heater with acetylene gas, you wanna be at least 1/4 mile away...

a nice .22 with a scope will do....hit that puppy on the bottom and you too can re-create any N.A.S.A (need another seven astronauts) accident in recent memory......it's best if the bottom is a little rusted out.

if not, you blow out every glass window for a couple a miles.....

you never know....but hey, it's the end times, right?

(the monkeys and the Creme de Banane are for personal use.)

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:14 am

mdmf007 wrote:There would be a meltdown of monumental proportions if the event was to run past 10 or 12 days. food, water, shitters, all would start to wain.

Maybe so but you can imagine the chaos that would ensue as 50,000+ burners converge on Reno as the new capital of the United States of Burning Man.

I believe that there are already plans in place to replace the Teddy Roosevelt and George Washington on Mt. Rushmore with Larry Harvey & John Law.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:20 pm

There is no other 50,000 people in the world I would rather spend my last days with than the people at burning man.

The you're a fool.

Anyone who wouldn't charter the Queen Mary II and pack it full of hookers for themselves is a fucking idiot.

There, I said it