To all the people looking for sex camps....

RedheadBarbie · Post by **RedheadBarbie** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:43 am

blueballs wrote:
fciron wrote: So can we get back on topic: Where are the sex camps full of nubile, horny, sex-starved, hot, young women?
It seems that these camps exist only in the minds of desperate men who wave their dirty genitalia in the faces of uninterested would-be lovers.

A thing most men could use to their advantage, especially on the playa is a little thing called grooming. I will not ever get down with a man with hair below. And on the playa, never in a million years. So fellas, if you want a chance with me, shave the goods, or if you're too scared, I'd be happy to do it for you. I'm a very experienced man-scaper.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:21 am

RedheadBarbie wrote:
blueballs wrote:
fciron wrote: So can we get back on topic: Where are the sex camps full of nubile, horny, sex-starved, hot, young women?
It seems that these camps exist only in the minds of desperate men who wave their dirty genitalia in the faces of uninterested would-be lovers.
A thing most men could use to their advantage, especially on the playa is a little thing called grooming. I will not ever get down with a man with hair below. And on the playa, never in a million years. So fellas, if you want a chance with me, shave the goods, or if you're too scared, I'd be happy to do it for you. I'm a very experienced man-scaper.

Oh, put me down for one scraping please. I was not really expecting anything close to an answer to that question, let alone an even better offer. I hope you will write a letter of recommendation ensuring my cleanliness to the other ladies.

blueballs · Post by **blueballs** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:12 am

fciron wrote:Um, should I be using more smilies?

I generally avoid them because they screw up my sarcasm. :wink:

I guess that I should have also included smilies in my post. :wink:

RedheadBarbie wrote: A thing most men could use to their advantage, especially on the playa is a little thing called grooming. I will not ever get down with a man with hair below. And on the playa, never in a million years. So fellas, if you want a chance with me, shave the goods, or if you're too scared, I'd be happy to do it for you. I'm a very experienced man-scaper.

Perhaps you could start a theme camp that screens horny men and presents them as escorts for playa women looking for a safe roll in the dust. There may be no money on the playa but I am sure that the men who pass your test could find a million or so ways to compensate you for your stamp of approval.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:35 pm

If we're all on the same page I think we should drop the smilies so we don't scare off the folks who really are looking for Camp Fuck Me.

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:45 pm

I like a little hair on my guy, lets me know he's a grown up. I haven't been naked "down there" since I was a child. Groomed yes, naked no, and I like my guy the same way.

Cleanliness is another matter. I'm all for a down and dirty session, but when faces are going to get up close and personal to certain "terrain" I try to keep it clean.

I had some of my best times, givin' a little pre washin'.

So men, shave and shower,or get someone to do it for you. You never know who you might meet!

For instance, I've been told I can suck the chrome off a truck bumper, is that worth a wash?

Red-headed Barbie will shave her guy, no man work involved. That's gotta be worth a little naked.

So, no more dirty, hairy, genitalia friends, unless you find the dirty hairy genitalia theme camp!

fciron- it would appear that you answered your own question. The nubile, horny, sex-starved, hot, young women are not grouped in theme camps, they are in tents waiting and watching with their giant man beating clubs!! ha ha ha

I would be careful walking among pods of three man tents!!!

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:49 pm

sorry, I was writing that post while the smileys were being discussed. No more smileys from me, unless I will get a spank for posting them, then all bets are off!!!

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:29 pm

If I read "giant man-beating clubs" correctly then you will attract a whole different group of men and there won't be any spanks left for you.

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:52 pm

you're sexy funny!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:16 pm

twinwitin wrote: The nubile, horny, sex-starved, hot, young women are not grouped in theme camps, they are in tents waiting and watching with their giant man beating clubs!! ha ha ha I would be careful walking among pods of three man tents!!!

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:03 pm

It's good to see her using proper technique. If you drag us by the feet we can fill up with dirt.

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:23 pm

Silly, it's girls that fill up when you drag them by their feet!

btw one eye, i love the cartoon!

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:04 pm

If you look carefully at that cartoon I think he needs a shavin'.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:02 pm

From the looks of her I don't think she will mind.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:42 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:If you start using sarcasm on this board, no one will like you.

He meant to say: "If you start using smilies on this board, no one will like you."

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:45 pm

Oh can the boyzillion shit.

Okay, personal preference and all that. I'm just so sick of our current fasion against body hair, okay my ox is gored, but I'm just so sick of our current fasion against body hair. My blog is an official Brazilian Free Zone. I can't enforce that here, but don't go forcing your preferences on the rest of us.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:53 pm

The hair is necessary if you like it rough the way I like it rough.(use your imagine)
Screw that fake lubricant also.
Nothing beats natural juices from within......or spit if you are in a pinch.

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:25 pm

Out with the hair. I'm done getting rug burn on the sides.

Landing strips are nice tho.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:00 am

Another vote for getting rid if it or at least keeping it to a minimum.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:13 am

I thought the shaving thing was kind of silly until I figured out that it meant that no one has to choke on little hairs at inopportune moments.

Now I am a believer.

Speaking of rug-munching

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:16 am

oh my gosh, that is the cutest bunny ever!!!

So, does this naked skin thing go both ways? Are you as naked as you want your partner to be???

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:50 am

No one has to choke on hairs....

It is rude to pick one's teeth when eating out. I prefer to go down with less hair, I assume that others prefer it as well. So I try to keep things neat and tidy.

I only mentioned rug-munching because the bunny is chewing on an afghan, which is rug-like. This thread is certainly relevant to my interests as well.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:43 am

The Bush Twins?

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:43 am

I've always heard women say that shaved men are creepy... You girls must really stop with the conflicted desires...

Girl says, "I want a nice guy" - Girl then dates a steroid-taking, lifted 4x4 driving, alcoholic.

Girl says, "I want my guy shaved" - Guy takes off clothes and girl says, "Oh you're shaved, that's kind of weird."

At least us guys are honest about it...

Guy says, "You've got a pussy, me want" - Guy tries to get pussy.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:47 am

Trimmed is fine, shaved ... no thanks. That goes both ways.

I'm Old School myself, but as I age I'm getting bald spots and a lot of grey hairs. Very strange happenings down there these days.

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:02 pm

now Dan-we all know that men are not that indiscriminate.

Guy says-I'll take any pussy
Guy only goes for thin, young, pussy
Guy will sometimes go for other pussys after
he has had toooo much booze! (thanks guys)

Guys must stop with the conflicted desires! ha ha

Seriously, let's talk about sex baby, not pubes!

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:19 pm

Twinwitin,

You asked me about pubes. You specifically asked about how I maintained my pubes. Now you complain because we are discussing pubes.

Confilicted Desires: Women - 2 Men - 1

I am not chasing anything noticeably younger or fitter than me. Don't worry, I'm still conflicted.

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:47 pm

I believe someone else put the topic out there, I was just talking along. Sorry if I seemed conflicted hon'. I thought I was talking to Bitter Dan on that last post.

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:57 pm

Where were all these goddamned sexed up clubs when I was in school?

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:09 pm

Hey, maybe this year's theme should be Sex...Let's all get some!

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:01 pm

Chief Dan,

They were conflicted.