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Janet's Superbowl Gag Gone Awrye...

Post by Last Real Burner » Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:02 am

If you were watching the Superbowl Halftime show you saw Justin Timberlake rip Janet's Bra off, exposing her (very beautiful I might add mmmmm) breast. Image It is now reported to be a gag with some kind of nipple cover that accidently came off with the bra. First the Madonna Kiss, now this.

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Post by Wind_Borne » Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:47 am

If it wasn't a planned gag, then it was fortunate for Janet's modesty that she was wearing that nipple brooch, or whatever it was.

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But her expression tells me she was not pleased!
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The Biggest Gag...

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Feb 02, 2004 7:29 am

was that none of the announcers even spoke a word of it like it didn't happen and I'm sure they had some good comments too!

I really loved the natural colored Pastie. It looked real in the brief moment before they cut away.

At least it took everyones mind off her brother's dilemma.

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Janet's boob

Post by Icepack » Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:51 am

That was definitely planned. I don't think she wears star shaped pasties every day. Very dumb though. Maybe Justin is trying to compete with his ex-girlfriend Brittney for attention? Or maybe Janet is trying to deflect attention from her brother? Who knows? It was definitely planned though. But instead of everyone going "whoohoo! that was awesome sexy Janet" everyone seems to be going "Ewww gross! Cover that old hag up!" :-)

Oh well. I thought the dancers for some of the other musical acts were much sexier with their short shorts etc. Whatever that song was "I wanna take my clothes off" seemed to get the male audience in a much better mood than Janet's boob.

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That's one fucked up family cuz I don't see the Gag!

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:32 am

[quote="Icepack"]It was definitely planned though. But instead of everyone going "whoohoo! that was awesome sexy Janet" everyone seems to be going "Ewww gross! Cover that old hag up!" :-)

I agree!

Maybe it was the red undergarment that was supposed to stay on and the pastie was just in case it came off wrong.

Anyway, it was definitely tasteless and more worthy of the WWF then the Superbowl!

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Post by Zane5100 » Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:08 am

Not a pastie--but a barbell and cuff.

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Nice snaps, too... just in case.
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Post by DE FACTO » Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:55 am

looks like a football to me.
even though...........

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Hmmmm,,,

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:13 pm

Guess the stitching is somewhere underneath the ball?

I hear that MTV won't be doing the superB next year because of it!

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Hag Criteria???

Post by zanaru » Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:52 pm

"Ewww gross! Cover that old hag up!"
May I ask, Ice pack, by what criteria you have decided to rate Janet Jackson as an old hag?

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Post by DE FACTO » Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:27 am

Yes I know someone is going to say I have nothing better to do with my time but has anyone noticed that if you look real hard at this pic
Imageright in the middile of the nipple there is a little face there?
even though...........

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Ergo

Post by BlueBirdPoof » Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:43 am

Janet Jackson is a martian

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:44 pm

Jeez, that's not exposed, she's got a nice demure nipple-thing on.

Seen worse.

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Don't make me show my man breasts....

Post by Last Real Burner » Tue Feb 03, 2004 4:57 pm

Yeah I was disappointed in Janet, she is too classy of a lady for such a classless stunt. Not to mention she really did not need to resort to that sort of Tom (or Tit) -Foolery to get attention. And to make matters worse she has confessed (and apologised to America and all her fans for such a thoughtless act) that it was pre-planned and everyone knew. Leave it to a real woman to step up to the plate and accept responsibility for her actions, no matter what the consequences(swoon). And even still others are claiming they knew nothing.....nothing.

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Post by aforceforgood » Tue Feb 03, 2004 5:03 pm

Well, it's just the latest episode in the jackson family's own personal crazy/stupid competition.

I can't wait to see what one of them does next to top this.

Maybe to prove he's not attracted to little boys, MJ will have sex with a monkey on live tv?
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Post by DE FACTO » Tue Feb 03, 2004 5:10 pm

aforceforgood wrote: Maybe to prove he's not attracted to little boys, MJ will have sex with a monkey on live tv?
Bwwwaaaa ha ha ha.........that was a funny one dood.

one thing though......wrong thread.

there's a thread for that you know.

:lol:
even though...........

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Post by unjonharley » Tue Feb 03, 2004 5:14 pm

She may need a spanking??? WEll here I am....mmmmmm
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Post by DE FACTO » Tue Feb 03, 2004 5:28 pm

unjonharley wrote:She may need a spanking??? WEll here I am....mmmmmm
activity stopped on the board for roughly 5 min.

I think the thought of that has just stopped everyone from thinking about anything else.

mmmm....mmmmmm.....mmmmm
even though...........

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Post by stuart » Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:25 pm

you would think Janet would be kind enough to give Mike her surgeon's number.

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Post by unjonharley » Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:35 pm

Plastic is some times good. Can any of you tell me how good your plastic blow up date is?
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Post by Badger » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:32 pm

Talked to my mom today. She's 74.

"Honey, if I had titties like that girl I'd have flashed both of 'em."
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Post by Bob » Wed Feb 04, 2004 3:54 am

Up With Nipple... er, People... never did nothing like that.

I want to see nothing at halftime. Not a mock-sexual-assault, certainly.

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Post by unjonharley » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:24 am

Badger wrote:Talked to my mom today. She's 74.

"Honey, if I had titties like that girl I'd have flashed both of 'em."

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I have man tittie like that and your going to have to look out then BMo4.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:02 am

Bob wrote: I want to see nothing at halftime. Not a mock-sexual-assault, certainly.
:?: :oops: :?:
Funny, for all the comments on that stunt, yours is the first to bring that up.

:twisted: : "Hey, dude, let's pull girls clothes off at school, like Justin did!"

Not good, kids.

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Post by Wind_Borne » Thu Feb 05, 2004 1:27 am

Back on Monday, when everyone was still denying the stunt was part of the planned show, I read an editorial that asked why Timberlake hadn't been arrested for assault. It's good for him that Jackson came forward.

Regardless, Bob's point is well taken -- not something to be teaching the kids.
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And Yet another side note...

Post by Last Real Burner » Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:27 pm

Janet has been told that she will not be preforming for the Grammys this week, however Justin's performance will go on as scheduled. Little boys at kindergardens all over the US are now ripping little girls tops off as a result of Justin's prank. Why is it the women always get's admonished and called a slut while the guy is patted on the back an then slapped on the hand.

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Post by calsur » Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:40 pm

The thing that blows me away about this whole event is that it is actually an event. I mean really, it was just a breast.

What bugs me about this whole thing is just how uptight this whole country is. I have seen more bare breasts in public from nursing moms.

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Post by Sobretta Franjipan » Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:27 am

I guess she'll have to call herself 'Miss Jackson' now.

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Post by DE FACTO » Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:09 am

So now the law suits fly. First one came in today. a woman filed suit against Janet,justin,cbs, and viacom over seeing a tit.


I guess she has never seen one before.

I think this all is blown way out of porportion.
even though...........

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Post by unjonharley » Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:17 am

No one saw anything. Some burnner Stoped the frame so we saw it on e playa. mmmm choco-late
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Post by juanicoheal » Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:55 am

I'm sorry Miss Jackson
I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologised a trillion times


- That's not even Justin's song....... :roll:

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