Don't go to Burning Man...

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:24 am

Tecate has all the appeal of that slimy, vile liquid that oozes out of landfills. Absolutely disgusting stuff...it was the first beer that I spit out. To each his own but I wouldn't give even a penny per can for the stuff.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:35 am

oFZo wrote:
nexxtro9 wrote:heiniken

That's HEINEKEN, infidel!

I have a hard time seeing how you could get worked up over a heini.

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:14 am

Personally i shudder at the thought of a world without "piss clear", even if we read them when we get home. ( And isn't Eric the most graceful presence on eplaya?)

Tips on regularity, what an intimate world of family/friends we have here!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:44 am

rolan, just trying to help out and schmear the love....

and yes, i often think of burning man as a family.....

Burning Manson that is......

"why did charlie cross the road?.......because he's just CRAZY about chicken."

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:18 am

(damn that fortune city hosting.....foiled again.....)

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:51 am

In this election year, always the most depressing of years, the failings of our present political parties (political parties, the kind of parties they throw in hell?) is so glaring that I've decided to launch a new, balanced, health-based political party:

THE AMERICAN REGULAR PARTY

You can make your donations now...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:41 am

Rolan Headon wrote:In this election year, always the most depressing of years, the failings of our present political parties (political parties, the kind of parties they throw in hell?) is so glaring that I've decided to launch a new, balanced, health-based political party:

THE AMERICAN REGULAR PARTY

You can make your donations now...

Do you stand for anything, or do you fall for everything?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:56 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
Rolan Headon wrote:In this election year, always the most depressing of years, the failings of our present political parties (political parties, the kind of parties they throw in hell?) is so glaring that I've decided to launch a new, balanced, health-based political party:

THE AMERICAN REGULAR PARTY

You can make your donations now...
Do you stand for anything, or do you fall for everything? ;)

Neither - he just promises to have two bowel movements every day.

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:18 pm

Hmmm

maybe THE REGULAR AMERICAN PARTY

yeah we don't stand much, but Robbidobbs can give you instructions on hovering

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:20 pm

Kinetic V wrote:Tecate has all the appeal of that slimy, vile liquid that oozes out of landfills. Absolutely disgusting stuff...it was the first beer that I spit out. To each his own but I wouldn't give even a penny per can for the stuff.

mas Tecate por me no?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:35 pm

Rolan Headon wrote:Hmmm

maybe THE REGULAR AMERICAN PARTY

yeah we don't stand much, but Robbidobbs can give you instructions on hovering

No, Robbidobbs will slap you on the shoulder that your hovering ass will meet the seat hard!

DeepSpace · Post by **DeepSpace** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:34 pm

Pour the Tacate back into the cow!

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:30 am

DeepSpace wrote:Pour the Tacate back into the cow!

maybe i should try that sometime...

oFZo · Post by **oFZo** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:14 am

fciron wrote:
oFZo wrote:
nexxtro9 wrote:heiniken

That's HEINEKEN, infidel!
I have a hard time seeing how you could get worked up over a heini.

It's the closest brewery to where I live and I'm a spelling nazi at times.
The exported crap is not the real deal.
Can't say I really like Heineken though, I prefer Hertog Jan.

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:48 am

i've been drinking Guiness for a while now, Negro Modelo before that, and Bud light when im broke.

Whiskey Sours after i get the engine running on Beer.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:37 am

It's the peyote that makes Tecate taste funny.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:07 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:It's the peyote that makes Tecate taste funny.

Note to self:
The colorful moving wallpaper in the bathroom at the Mexican Seafood Restraint has something to do with the Tecate beer I was drinking with dinner. It wasnâ€™t just really cool wallpaper. I was wondering why everyone was wiping off the top of the can before they opened it. I thought it was maybe the SHRIMP!

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:15 pm

i've been drinking Guiness for a while now, Negro Modelo before that, and Bud light when im broke.

Personally I think guiness is too thick for the playa. Same with Boddington's for that matter. My personal playa favorite is New Castle in the can.

brickmaster · Post by **brickmaster** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:37 am

To everyone thinking of bringing Guiness. Try Murphy's instead. Its like guiness execpt way better. And its actually Irish. They brew it about ten miles from where I live. That or beamish. Last time I checked you could get both of them in berkeley. Could't find any in SF itself though.

Aslo according to msn.com guiness has less calories than sierra nevada pale ale! i find it hard to believe but its true.

And speaking of Irish and stout, paddy mirage, the guys who built the 2 story pub last year won't be back. They convinced david best to come here and build the temple of truth at a music festival called electric picnic. just thought you'd like to know

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:10 am

MozyBonz wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:It's the peyote that makes Tecate taste funny.

Note to self:
The colorful moving wallpaper in the bathroom at the Mexican Seafood Restraint has something to do with the Tecate beer I was drinking with dinner. It wasnâ€™t just really cool wallpaper. I was wondering why everyone was wiping off the top of the can before they opened it. I thought it was maybe the SHRIMP!

Mexican restaurants actually have very bland color schemes.

Dusza Beben · Post by **Dusza Beben** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:03 pm

oFZo wrote:
nexxtro9 wrote:heiniken

That's HEINEKEN, infidel!

Heineken...HEINEKEN?!!

FU*# THAT SH*T!!!

PABST BLUE RIBBON!

For post prohibition crap it's rather tasty on draught.

I will ponder the trees felld for playa rags over a nice gin and tonic with lime (must prevent the scurvy) whilst fossil fuel cannons belch glorious progress into the night sky hopefully taking out that annoying mime in the process.

DB

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:24 pm

I'm totally right on this as you well see!

That gay bastard, Adrian, fuck us all up the cunt!

Yeah, is that shocking, What I said, The gay Bastard!

Well, this totally fag guy, rag us out! Like gave us the tease with his totally gay tight ass that he paraded on the playa sucking us into his rag writing!

And he left us like we were an aborted feces plopped on the playa of want!

The thing is he was seduced by the Helen of Troy and suck all the queerness like the medusa suck the life out of a greek!

He went the other way. You know! That WAY- CUNT WAY!

Now we have no paper. We have no rag!

Fuck you Adrian and your Helen of Troy!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:30 pm

aaaaaaa Well Ok Then.....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:43 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:It's the peyote that makes Tecate taste funny.

Note to self:
The colorful moving wallpaper in the bathroom at the Mexican Seafood Restraint has something to do with the Tecate beer I was drinking with dinner. It wasnâ€™t just really cool wallpaper. I was wondering why everyone was wiping off the top of the can before they opened it. I thought it was maybe the SHRIMP!
Mexican restaurants actually have very bland color schemes.

That should have been my second clue the wall melting should have been the first.

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:16 pm

brickmaster wrote:To everyone thinking of bringing Guiness. Try Murphy's instead. Its like guiness execpt way better. And its actually Irish. They brew it about ten miles from where I live.

Brick- I've been to your town. Partly a pilgrimage to the Murphy's brewery. Murphy's IS better. Tastes a little smokey/smooth. Beamish is a little boring compared to Murphy's(to me).

I'll take a Guinness anytime though....too. Then I'll take KV's Tecate for him. And beber los tecatos pendejos chupa me

oFZo · Post by **oFZo** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:33 am

Dusza Beben wrote:
oFZo wrote:
nexxtro9 wrote:heiniken

That's HEINEKEN, infidel!
Heineken...HEINEKEN?!!

FU*# THAT SH*T!!!

PABST BLUE RIBBON!

For post prohibition crap it's rather tasty on draught.

I will ponder the trees felld for playa rags over a nice gin and tonic with lime (must prevent the scurvy) whilst fossil fuel cannons belch glorious progress into the night sky hopefully taking out that annoying mime in the process.

DB

If only I could get PBR here

(wait a minute, the airport! I'll check tomorrow!)

DaddyMassive · Post by **DaddyMassive** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:21 am

Stout drinkers are arseholes!

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:20 am

DaddyMassive wrote:Stout drinkers are arseholes!

How's that double tall glass of stout taste?

Love you DaddyMarseive

DaddyMassive · Post by **DaddyMassive** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:38 am

CAMRA jokes are evidently lost on you lot.
:P

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:40 am

i knew it was a joke.

Don't go to Burning Man...

Does faith in humanity grow on trees?

Yeah, I know what happen