The Bar

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:53 pm

Ya got that right CA. Mozy is the man!

Yaaayyy Mozy!!

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:34 am

Hi everybody, sorry I have been a lewser lately, I came down with a 24 hour flu. I looked like a ghost. Guess that is what happens when you work at a Doctors office with 3 doctors and a bunch of sick people all day everyday........

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:35 am

i be turning 50 this saturday while skiing with the family shhhh

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:54 am

HAPPY iBIRTHDAY, ibD!!!

Welcome to the dark side..

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:20 am

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Bend over IBDAVE!!! This is gonna hurt you alot more then its gonna hurt me babe, but always remember I love you and this is for your own good!

Happy Birthday you old fart!
Have a cookie!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:42 am

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:44 am

Hell Ibdave didn't nobody never teach you how to count backwards?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:59 am

Sorry about the cold Red Sunflower. Hope tou are feeling better.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:26 am

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:33 am

Whatcha servin MB?!?

Happy BDay IBDAVE!

*Spanking line starts over here to the left.......*

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:34 am

there will be a bar this year?

man....

i must build a kiln.
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i must build a kiln.
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i must build a kiln.
i must build a kiln.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:08 am

off to the igloo. see ya'll later.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:22 am

serving? whats you pleasure friend...

seeya box

Build it Joel you will be glad you did.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:41 am

Red Sunflower wrote:Hi everybody, sorry I have been a lewser lately, I came down with a 24 hour flu. I looked like a ghost. Guess that is what happens when you work at a Doctors office with 3 doctors and a bunch of sick people all day everyday........

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:53 am

Good Morning Bar! I had EXCELLENT news yesterday - both of my big strapping sons are coming to Burning Man with me this year!!! Yippeee!!!! This is the first time that their college/theater schedule allows them to come. So if anyone needs any muscle for set - up, piano moving, etc.. let me know!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:07 pm

Do thay like to play with Boobies, Mojo???... hehehe

A beer sounds good MB...... That reminds me....... I gotta get the brew pots cleaned up today...... Two babies goin in the oven!!!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:13 pm

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

burping closet!

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:50 pm

Who doesn't like to play with Boobies Titwi? he heh
Thank you everyone I feel much better now....

vanessa cardui · Post by **vanessa cardui** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:58 pm

Any nectar at the bar for a thirsty butterfly?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:40 pm

vanessa cardui wrote:Any nectar at the bar for a thirsty butterfly?

Butterfly recipe

2 oz MozartÂ® White chocolate liqueur
1 oz MidoriÂ® melon liqueur

Shakes well in a shaker with two ice cubes. Strains into a cocktail glass, adds a short straw, and serves to vanessa.

Or I have:
Black Butterfly
Iron Butterfly
Masturbating Butterfly
Polish Butterfly
ApriJim Nectar
ApriJose Nectar
Becky's Nectar
Chocolate Cream Nectar
Kitty Nectar
Nagel Nectar

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:49 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:Do thay like to play with Boobies, Mojo???... hehehe

A beer sounds good MB...... That reminds me....... I gotta get the brew pots cleaned up today...... Two babies goin in the oven!!!!!

Pours a Black on Black
1/2 pint GuinnessÂ® stout
1 bottle SmirnoffÂ® Black Ice

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:55 pm

mmmm...beer and boobies.

vanessa cardui · Post by **vanessa cardui** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:09 pm

Butterfly recipe

2 oz MozartÂ® White chocolate liqueur
1 oz MidoriÂ® melon liqueur

Shakes well in a shaker with two ice cubes. Strains into a cocktail glass, adds a short straw, and serves to vanessa.

Or I have:
Black Butterfly
Iron Butterfly
Masturbating Butterfly
Polish Butterfly
ApriJim Nectar
ApriJose Nectar
Becky's Nectar
Chocolate Cream Nectar
Kitty Nectar
Nagel Nectar

Oh what a fabulous selection ~ I had no idea! I will have to frequent this bar to get around to tasting them all. Too many sweet gurlie drinks in one night is a recipe for a nasty headache!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:20 pm

sexy wrote:Too many sweet gurlie drinks in one night is a recipe for a nasty headache

Whisky it is then~~

Beer for sputnik~~

vanessa cardui · Post by **vanessa cardui** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:31 pm

wow the foam on that beer is so thick I could probably land on it...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:44 pm

It really is a great beer I keep it here in my bar.

An opaque, full-bodied black lager with mild bitterness. Extravagant treacle and anise aromas. Rich and creamy, well balanced sweet notes and hints of tartness with exceptional mouthfeel, in two words: Black Silk
Imported from Exotic Brazil

If we waive it around enough Lechat will show up.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:59 pm

Oh, yea... that's the good stuff, MB......... Back when the beautiful naked tribal ladies spit into the brew to enhance fermentation.........Mmmmmmmm...... I love it..........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:33 pm

Recently there was a change in the factory. Due to the high number of forklift accents by drivers watching the production line instead of where they were driving. They now require all spitters to apply pasties to their nipples.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:11 pm

Them Fuckin corporations........... Won't they ever "get it"...... what's a couple of fork-in accidents...........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:33 pm

Oh boy...we have 5 teenage girls staying overnight here at the ol' lemmongrad...and one of them had a anal retentive father....He stayed here for almost 1.5 hrs to drop her off!

ARRRG!

Poor me a stiffy!

I need it!

I swear I think us peeps who talk to their kids about being wise and be jimini crickety...

I actually told the dude to take a valium!