I can haz bacon!!!!

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:51 pm

It's all been done before...

phil · Post by **phil** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:52 am

YOW!

(Nice tat)

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:29 pm

All is well and good but i prefer my bacon bras to be cooked but the girls get mad every time I try to stuff them in the oven....

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:31 pm

BitterDan wrote:All is well and good but i prefer my bacon bras to be cooked but the girls get mad every time I try to stuff them in the oven....

Drop by the Jeff Dahmer camp and we'll show you some pointers.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:33 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
BitterDan wrote:All is well and good but i prefer my bacon bras to be cooked but the girls get mad every time I try to stuff them in the oven....
Drop by the Jeff Dahmer camp and we'll show you some pointers.

Those pointers only work on boys. Go to Ed Geintopia.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:35 am

The formula for the marinade is similar.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:10 pm

Yeah, but Geintopia Lampshade Crafting rules!

phil · Post by **phil** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:41 am

Okay, so the world has discovered the bacon bra:

http://www.slashfood.com/2008/04/02/the ... bacon-bra/
and now BuzzFeed has links to all sorts of edible bras:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/Edible_Bras

Candy, bacon, vegan, and miso soup - what would _you_ like in your cups?

EDIT: To say nothing of the penis restaurants:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/Penis_Restaurant

phil · Post by **phil** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:55 pm

So make your _plate_ out of bacon, and eat it when you're through with your steak and fried potatoes.

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:03 pm

All I have to say is I am not paying someone to eat a penis.. *shudder*

I do like the miso soup bra very cute.

phil · Post by **phil** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:29 pm

Fried butter balls:

Start with two sticks of butter and cream them. Rest of recipe here:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes ... 25,00.html

You can _always_ wrap your fried butter balls in BACON!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:25 am

CLEAR!!!!
*whump*
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
DAMMIT, HIT IT AGAIN!!!!
*whump*
eeeep.....eeeep.....eeeep.....eeeep.....eeeep.....

Whew....that was a close one. Broccoli and speedwalking for me, from now on.....

Aw, hell.
*reaches for Snickers bar, and drops it into the FryDaddy*

phil · Post by **phil** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:22 pm

Bacon Cocktail. Photo by Scott Beale / Laughing Squid : http://www.laughingsquid.com/

From Days that end in Y:

January: Bacon Mary (Bacon Bloody Mary)
February: Bacotini (Bacon Martini)
March: Bacon Sour (Bacon Whiskey Sour)
April: Baco-rita (Bacon Margarita)
Smarch: Bacon Sunrise (Bacon Tequila Sunrise)
May: Bacon Julep (Bacon Mint Julep)
June: Bacon Collins (Bacon Tom Collins)
July: Bacon Daiquiri vs. Bacon Colada taste test
August: Bacojito (Bacon Mojito) vs. Bacorinha (Bacon Caipirinha) taste test
September: Bacon Fizz (Bacon Gin Fizz)
October: Bacontoberfest - Bacon Salt and beers, ales, stouts, and ciders
November: Bacon & Bourbon - a sampler of American whiskeys and bourbons with Bacon Salt
December: Bacon Nog (Bacon Egg Nog)

http://daysthatendiny.com/2008/01/04/th ... -cocktail/

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:49 pm

capjbadger wrote:It's all been done before...

You are definately getting trichonosis munching that bra - Cook that bugger first - thats all I ask!!!

Vampira · Post by **Vampira** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:06 pm

http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii31 ... 4index.jpg

Everyone loves bacon!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:34 pm

The folks at Kosher Bacon Camp sure do.

phil · Post by **phil** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:42 pm

> The folks at Kosher Bacon Camp sure do.

One of my favorite offering was at a restaurant in South Jersey: A kosher hot dog, wrapped with bacon and stuffed with cheese. Someone somewhere must be frying in hell for that.

phil · Post by **phil** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:22 pm

http://www.flickr.com/photos/momo0214/2417347123/

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:28 pm

I think they should have cooked it before piecing it together...

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:38 pm

i just dont get the use of "haz" for "have." It has caused me great consternation for over two months now.

phil · Post by **phil** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:19 pm

> i just dont get the use of "haz" for "have."

Sry, thaz off topic 4 dis thread

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:03 pm

Teo del Fuego wrote:i just dont get the use of "haz" for "have." It has caused me great consternation for over two months now.

It's those damn photos of cute kittens saying something that I think is supposed to be baby talk, but it's often consternation instigating.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:21 pm

oh hai. is awf topkip, but heer, lessun 1.

capshuns! bukkits! Lolrusessss! fud! pwned! rawr! pew pew pew!

I can haz lolcatz.

You can learn this new form of language on teh interwebs. srsly. Ceeling cat will show u teh wai. or takes monorail cat.

oFZo · Post by **oFZo** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:58 am

Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger.

Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.

In ceiling and on teh flor.

Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.

And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.

An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.

Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.

Forevur and evuhr. Amen.

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:06 am

I find it sad that I have seen enough of lolcatz that I can clearly read and comprehend it now.

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:48 pm

thanks for clueing me in to lolcatz, now it all meks purfekt sinz to me, I can haz bacon now!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:10 pm

"Me fail English?!? Unpossible!"
-Ralph Wiggum

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue May 06, 2008 5:43 am

Noticed at the American Science and Surplus store in Chicago-

....Gummi Bacon! (I think it was strawberry.)

phil · Post by **phil** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:06 am

AN 4 DEZERTZ:

http://rukz.com/forward/view.php?aid=109&tb=pic

PUDDING!

NO, NO, WAIT!!! Chocolate!!!!!!!!

http://yugyug.blogspot.com/2007/02/boob ... japan.html

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Tue May 06, 2008 5:02 pm

I need some boob pudding that is wonderful.

Couldnt get the first link to work though.

I can haz bacon!!!!

What about bacon lolli pops?