To all the people looking for sex camps....

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:27 pm

I have a brand new rubber "spaghetti" whip, that I would be willing to wait to use for the first time on naughty playa boys...conflicted or not.

RedheadBarbie · Post by **RedheadBarbie** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:56 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Oh can the boyzillion shit.

Okay, personal preference and all that. I'm just so sick of our current fasion against body hair, okay my ox is gored, but I'm just so sick of our current fasion against body hair.

It's not for trendy-ness, it's for greed. My super sensitive skin rashes easily and I'd die if I had to wait three days between romps for the muffin to recover.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:19 pm

Well, you could have said so, and that's certainly not necessarily true of the rest of us.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:26 pm

I also do it out of selfishness. I want more blow-jobs and I also don't like trying to fish loose hairs out of my mouth. If there is going to be choking it should be intentional.

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:51 pm

twinwitin wrote:I have a brand new rubber "spaghetti" whip, that I would be willing to wait to use for the first time on naughty playa boys...conflicted or not.

Where do we sign up?

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:13 pm

mmmm...don't worry, I'll find you.

DeepSpace · Post by **DeepSpace** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:19 pm

Find me too!

transgirl · Post by **transgirl** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:18 am

Darn. I thought I was going to find a listing here.

Does this mean that "sunrise group masturbation" event (or whatever they called it) out in the deep playa '07 was bogus?

I was too lazy to go out there at dawn to find out.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:51 am

Are we reviving this thread?

Let's see....

Everyone else was too lazy to go to sunrise masturbatio too.

Please post GPS coordinates for the sex camps so that I can drive directly there in my RV. I don't want to get playa in my satin sheets if I can help it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:50 pm

I've collected a dwarf and a woman with a tail and we're founding "Fuck a Freak Camp." We are continuing to recruit.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:19 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I've collected a dwarf and a woman with a tail and we're founding "Fuck a Freak Camp." We are continuing to recruit.

Uh... are you sure it's a "tail"? Which way was "she" facing when you saw it?!

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:17 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I've collected a dwarf and a woman with a tail and we're founding "Fuck a Freak Camp." We are continuing to recruit.

I think I have just the freak for your new camp!

Don't be shy folks, it loves to fuck!

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:25 pm

i don't know....if it weren't for the pig tails...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:36 pm

The hair ties have got to go also......blue just isn't working for him/her/it !!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:00 pm

Actually, he did interview, but we couldn't get him to agree to the "condom rule", the "consent rule," the "bring your own booze" rule, the "no festering sores on genitalia" rule, or the "one bullhorn per freak" fule. And he wouldn't pay his dues. We sent him to Apokaliptika instead.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:32 pm

He will be comfortable hanging with Kernul Killbuck in leu of B.B. Sue.

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:31 pm

That's probably for the best then! He wasn't a very attractive freak anyway, not like this handsome gentleman!

Great for hammering rebar and holding down shade structures!

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:26 pm

Wow, I guess that finally killed this thread...
Damn, I had so many more freak pics I wanted to post...

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:29 am

Thread Necromancy!

Alakazam! Arise! Live!

BWAHAHAHA!!

Intubater69 · Post by **Intubater69** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:16 am

lonestoner916 wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I've collected a dwarf and a woman with a tail and we're founding "Fuck a Freak Camp." We are continuing to recruit.
I think I have just the freak for your new camp!

Don't be shy folks, it loves to fuck!

Hmmm, I wonder if thats Huelll from Tribe's cousin?

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:52 pm

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:11 am

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:37 pm

fciron wrote:Thread Necromancy!

Alakazam! Arise! Live!

BWAHAHAHA!!

Oh. My. God.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:43 pm

Does this mean we have to cancel the wake??

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:17 pm

fciron wrote:
fciron wrote:Thread Necromancy!

Alakazam! Arise! Live!

BWAHAHAHA!!
Oh. My. God.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

It's aliiiiiive! Muahahahahaha!

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:21 pm

OMG how did you get a picture of my step sister I thought they were keeping her locked away!

I am a sock puppet · Post by **I am a sock puppet** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:23 pm

Looks like Michael Hunt.

Halcyond · Post by **Halcyond** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:03 pm

lonestoner916 wrote:
fciron wrote:
fciron wrote:Thread Necromancy!

Alakazam! Arise! Live!

BWAHAHAHA!!
Oh. My. God.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

It's aliiiiiive! Muahahahahaha!

I'm not sure what that is, but it's naked.
Must be lookin' fer them sex-up camps!

DB

Dusza Beben · Post by **Dusza Beben** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:07 pm

Halcyond wrote:
lonestoner916 wrote:
fciron wrote: Oh. My. God.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

It's aliiiiiive! Muahahahahaha!

I'm not sure what that is, but it's naked.
Must be lookin' fer them sex-up camps!

DB

Oops! That was me (DB) postin' on the wifey's login by accident.
Does that mean I don't get to have hot monkey sex with the freak?

DB

DreamcatchersAreCool · Post by **DreamcatchersAreCool** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:03 am

I admit when I fist clicked on this thread I thought no way. Having admitting this mad me laugh all the way through it thanks guys you made my day.