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kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:54 pm

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Dusza Beben · Post by **Dusza Beben** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:21 am

What is this pink rubbery menace that I see?

No, really, what is it...

DB

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:41 am

obviously, some sort of pinko.

kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:19 pm

kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:38 pm

kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:26 pm

Recruitment is well under way

Dusza Beben · Post by **Dusza Beben** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:19 pm

Your so-called "pink" rubber glove discriminates against the 12% of the
male population that manifest red/green color blindness. For this reason alone I cannot support your cause. (Though i'm reasonably certain
I heven't seen a manifesto yet) A glove is just a glove, irregardless of color. But an OVEN MITT! Now there is a recognizable shape to get behind!

DB

kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:12 pm

see, the problem with oven mits ( it's spelt with one T by the way ) is they only give you a thumb, a very fat one at that, and all the other fingers are trapped inside what only be described as a sleeping bag for your hand....leaving you unable to pick your nose or even play an organ....i left that one open for you guys.......

but this is freaken funny...in a funny oven mit sorta way

and they love oven mits in OHIO!!!! ....go figure

sorry for the multiple links to the same site but....bugger....another one for you guys....

kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:46 pm

so, anyway i hear theres a party in the desert where they praise THE PINK RUBBER GLOVE?

Dusza Beben · Post by **Dusza Beben** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:38 pm

kiwi54 wrote:see, the problem with oven mits ( it's spelt with one T by the way ) is they only give you a thumb, a very fat one at that, and all the other fingers are trapped inside what only be described as a sleeping bag for your hand....leaving you unable to pick your nose or even play an organ....i left that one open for you guys.......

but this is freaken funny...in a funny oven mit sorta way

and they love oven mits in OHIO!!!! ....go figure

sorry for the multiple links to the same site but....bugger....another one for you guys....

Mit/Mitt, potaytoe/potahtoe

The glove is segregationist! The Mit is a cozy hive of unity (aside from the thumb, who has always been opposed to the other digits). But even then the thumb knows that in the mit all digits must work together in order to grasp. We are perfectly able to beat the drum of truth while wearing the mit. I will leave beating the organ to the glove-bound. (Thanks for the setup

)

DB

kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:59 pm

dusza beben asked for a manifesto, so at short notice i did some plagiarizing....

MANIFESTO
For
ETERNAL CITY
and
APINKOLIPTICA
Home of The
PINK RUBBER GLOVE
part 1
The 5 PRINCIPALS

1: RADICAL SELF EXPRESSION WITHIN RADICAL SELF RELIANCE
We encourage every one to use there nous when it comes to looking after your self in an environment that will challenge your every being and to do so you need to express what it is that is not working for you upon which you will be guided to an area within ETERNAL CITY for radical modification...

2: RADICAL INCLUSION PROMOTING COMMUNAL EFFORT
You have a responsibility to welcome the stranger and when they become more involved in stuff than you are you will support them...

3: DECOMODIFICATION WITHIN A GIFTING SOCIETY
Tricky one this....sometimes you can buy stuff but your not supposed to sell stuff...you will figure this out when it happens...

4:CIVIC RESPONSIBILITY IN A LEAVE NO TRACE CITY...
All the stops have been pulled out with this one...DON"T LEAVE YOUR SHIT BEHIND FOR SOME ONE ELSE TO SORT OUT..

5:IMMEDIACY FROM A PARTICIPATE POINT OF VIEW....
It happens when YOU make it happen

i've always thought ten was to long

kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:47 pm

we think of every thing at APINKOLIPTIKA

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:19 pm

apparently too is too long, too.

kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:14 pm

kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:00 pm

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:49 pm

Dusza Beben wrote:The glove is segregationist! The Mit is a cozy hive of unity (aside from the thumb, who has always been opposed to the other digits). But even then the thumb knows that in the mit all digits must work together in order to grasp. We are perfectly able to beat the drum of truth while wearing the mit. I will leave beating the organ to the glove-bound.

Ahhh but the pink rubber glove allows for individual freedom and expression! The mitt uses peer preasure to force all fingers to conform to the every day cramped life of mitt living. Each finger in the glove has created a strong communications system with eachother to unite through the rubber exterior to wreak havoc and become a powerful force. This means there is no opposition against the thumb, making it a whole 5 strong, unlike the mitt who radically excludes the thumb (or thumb radically exluding the fingers)! There is no real union, there is weakness within the Apokiliptik Mitt ranks. Each soldier as a member of the glove knows how to stand strong alone, knowing and trusting the others to be there when safety is threatened.

Its almost a battle of 5 against 2... who is the weaker force?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:52 am

i still would like to see something in a nice black deer-skin leather...

rubber makes me perspire (i DONT sweat))

perhaps toe-socks....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:09 pm

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:08 pm

OK......... I usually don't like to get in the middle of other peoples battles, but some truths need to be revealed here !!!

YOUR HAND AFTER WEARING AN OVEN MITT

YOUR HANDS AFTER WEARING SOME PINKO GLOVE !!!

AN EVEN WORSE FATE BEFALLS YOU IF YOU DON'T TAKE THEM OFF !!!!

ANY QUESTIONS ???

kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:01 am

BUT! worn in such a manner The PINK RUBBER GLOVE can make one look cooler than they already are!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:19 am

OK....he looks like he is either playing with himself, or looking for unsuspecting children to play with........

WITH PINK GLOVES ON !!!

( Does that rubber glove lube come in tubes also, or just tubs ?............ if it comes in tubes, I bet he has one in his back pocket )

kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:22 am

now! on the other hand....or should i say head...

he's got some for sale if your REALLY interested.....

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:43 am

OK....with all due respect to Oven Mitts and to PINKO GLOVES, all this talk about hands has made
me realize that the hand (along with the foot), is actually a pretty creepy thing to look at..........

kiwi54 · Post by **kiwi54** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:18 am

I know how he feels!

some days my PINK RUBBER GLOVED hand just makes me wanna......

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:44 pm

Komraden, there is a third way...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:11 pm

Thank you Simon.... a dose of oven mitt is just what we all needed!!!!